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Jesus was a fluke!!

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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wow, this thread is going to turn in to a real pisser..brother ak..great work
Hey, since when did *I* become responsible for what people post?

take your bows brother...i wish i had posted the thread..

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jesus shark? :lol:

Wait!!! are you saying Jesus was a fluke or a shark?

They are different.

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jesus shark? :lol:

Wait!!! are you saying Jesus was a fluke or a shark?

They are different.

This a fluke fluke.gif

This is a shark _1525295_shark150ap.jpg

I was waiting for this post... LOL

Bravo... :thumbs:

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Well, duh!! Of course, it could be to point out that if super sexy Mary DID have a virgin birth (cough, cough), then she may have been the only human to have engaged in a process similar to the sharks - and if so, that would be exciting news.

super sexy Mary.... thats new one lol.

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Well, duh!! Of course, it could be to point out that if super sexy Mary DID have a virgin birth (cough, cough), then she may have been the only human to have engaged in a process similar to the sharks - and if so, that would be exciting news.
super sexy Mary.... thats new one lol.
Hey, the way I figure it, if GOD knocks you up, you must be super sexy.

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The shark also attempted to walk on water but then quickly realized it couldn't breathe air and sank back down.

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Um.

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