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Ling Ling   22

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What a waste of a #######.

I would agree but have doubts that she has one of them.

Come on...she has one...and I'm sure that in 105 years she figured out how it works.

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A friend, Josie Harvey, who has known her for 30 years, said: "She was fiercely independent and believed in doing things her own way...."

And even if she was fuggly, women have an advantage over men called "Alcohol".

As long as there's alcohol, even the fuggliest woman will find some man that will have sex with her.

Sadly, the reverse is not true for us...ergo their advantage.

If she wanted to, she could have taken the old girl out for a drive anytime. I'm guessing she was happy indoors, "doing things her own way".

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almaty   19

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i think with the right amount of alcohol..i could give her a workout....

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akdiver   3

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Wonder what she's into instead.
Masturbation.

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Mononoke28   135

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What she failed to mention is that her nightstand's top drawer is full of dildos.

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caybee   21

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i thought couples were supposed to live longer?

Husbands are supposed to live longer. Wives are not. link

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mawilson   2,133

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One thing many people overlook is the sexual orientation (as genetic as homosexuality and heterosexuality) called "asexual". People who have no inclination for sex toward anyone. This person has just lived a long time not experiencing one of the best things this planet has to offer. Sux4them.

She never experienced the dark chocolate mousse with vanilla crème brûlée? :unsure:

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panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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Wonder what she's into instead.

Probably knitting,crocheting,bingo..... :unsure:

What she failed to mention is that her nightstand's top drawer is full of dildos.

Diana

:rofl: Que cacorra mas atrevida ! - What a scanadalous old biddy !

I have a feeling that things would be a lot clearer with a pic of her.

:lol:

brace yourself, she's a hottie!

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...-long-life.html

Look at the size of those hands! I bet she masturbated like crazy! Those are like popeye hands!

:rofl:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


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Amby Grand Master

Amby   490

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One thing many people overlook is the sexual orientation (as genetic as homosexuality and heterosexuality) called "asexual". People who have no inclination for sex toward anyone. This person has just lived a long time not experiencing one of the best things this planet has to offer. Sux4them.

She never experienced the dark chocolate mousse with vanilla crème brûlée? :unsure:

such a tragedy

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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i think with the right amount of alcohol..i could give her a workout....

Yeah,the whole liquor store.

What she failed to mention is that her nightstand's top drawer is full of dildos.

Diana

Nothing beats that good old hot beef injection,she really doesn't know what she's missing.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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i think with the right amount of alcohol..i could give her a workout....

Yes sir!

If I was born a hundred years ago, I would try to play hide the eggroll with her.

:blink:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

 

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