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The Post asked its readers to submit two-line rhyming poems BUT the first line had to be the most romantic, and the second line the least romantic. It turned out to be a lot of fun. So, here are eleven entries that finished at the top, according to the Post's judges. Enjoy!

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other

-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "Go to Hell".

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Lord,help us to remember when we first met,and the strong love that grew between us.

To work the love into practical things so nothing can divide us

Grant us a Love that grows stronger with each passing year.

We ask for words both kind and loving

and for hearts always ready to ask forgiveness as well as to forgive.

Guide us to overcome every challenge

and keep our dreams pure to each other always.

Dear Lord,we put our marriage into Your hands.Amen

If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

LMAO HERE OMG THE LAST ONE VODKA AND LIME WHOOT

very good!

When something goes wrong remember this saying "WHEN MAN PLANS, GOD LAUGHS"

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Mj these are sooo hilarious, love especially........

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "Go to Hell".

:jest::lol:

My So sent it to me a few days ago and thought of people in VJ might enjoy it Mina..... :jest:

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"Our Wedding Prayer"

Lord,help us to remember when we first met,and the strong love that grew between us.

To work the love into practical things so nothing can divide us

Grant us a Love that grows stronger with each passing year.

We ask for words both kind and loving

and for hearts always ready to ask forgiveness as well as to forgive.

Guide us to overcome every challenge

and keep our dreams pure to each other always.

Dear Lord,we put our marriage into Your hands.Amen

If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.
 

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