Interesting Quotes

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Aw yes divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet - Robin Williams

I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy - Tom Clancy

You know that look when women want sex? Me either....Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand..Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night...Rodney Dangerfield

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope...George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships...Sharon Stone

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a ######,,,Jack Nicholson

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is...Barbara Bush

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place..Billy Crystal

Instead of getting married again i am going to find a woman i dont like and just give her a house...Rod Stewart

See the problem is God gives men a brain and a ####### and only enouh blood to run on at a time..Robin Williams

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope...George Burns

One of my favorites....George Burns, loved his funny quotes!