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Thinking about it now. (Thanks for making me think). I can't even go around first base and slide into second base. I have to steal second. (Well more like sneak)

:lol::lol: sounds like brother, you are marrying a good girl..her has principles and sticks to them...

LOL. Yeah well an occasional trip to third base would be nice.

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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I can't post a list of my own - Mags will ban me from VJ! :cry2:

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• Restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the Forums.

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Don't even get me started with this question. Especially today. :angry:

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Mine will not have sex until married. She won't even let me see her naked. I am surprised she lets me kiss her and go for second base.

You should try this

Man shoots own arm after being denied sex

The Associated Press7:25 AM EDT, October 2, 2008 FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

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Mine will not have sex until married. She won't even let me see her naked. I am surprised she lets me kiss her and go for second base.

You should try this

Man shoots own arm after being denied sex

The Associated Press7:25 AM EDT, October 2, 2008 FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

Sheesh. Think I will just wait. :innocent:

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My wife insists on talking to me. ####### :wacko:

i am sure (taking up for her) she only speaks to you to come and get your curry based chicken and take your shoes off once you enter the house...and oh yeah, time to go to the Mall and look at curtains and sheets...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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My wife insists on talking to me. ####### :wacko:

i am sure (taking up for her) she only speaks to you to come and get your curry based chicken and take your shoes off once you enter the house...and oh yeah, time to go to the Mall and look at curtains and sheets...

We still have the same blinds we did when she moved here!

Great success!

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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My wife insists on talking to me. ####### :wacko:

i am sure (taking up for her) she only speaks to you to come and get your curry based chicken and take your shoes off once you enter the house...and oh yeah, time to go to the Mall and look at curtains and sheets...

We still have the same blinds we did when she moved here!

Great success!

yeah, well time to go to the Mall..i have sister fracas..pm her and remind her..that purple blinds went out in the 1980's

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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charles claims his farts are stinky. but mine are way way way worse. I am the fart winner.

no complains :luv:

she's custom made for me

thats because u still dont live together :P



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How about one for him and one for me.

Once I picked up his clothes off of the floor and washed them. This ticked him off.

So I stopped and just leave his clothes on the floor where he left them. Then he asks me where such-and-such is. On the freaking floor where you left it. :wacko:

I'll still keep him however. :wub:

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Mine will not have sex until married. She won't even let me see her naked. I am surprised she lets me kiss her and go for second base.

You should try this

Man shoots own arm after being denied sex

The Associated Press7:25 AM EDT, October 2, 2008 FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

don't have sex, shoot self in arm. that's really gonna solve it, rosy and her five sisters are out of commission now. :wacko:

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