Yardies, at home and a farrin (part 8)

[sus 70]

Lesson learned - remove the batteries before travelling! You should have heard her fellow teachers - I thought she was gonna die of embarassment before she got off the plane!

[Islandwoman 0]

Lesson learned - remove the batteries before travelling! You should have heard her fellow teachers - I thought she was gonna die of embarassment before she got off the plane!

That's freakin hilarious!!! Did she get up and turn it off?

[Yaads 0]

Lesson learned - remove the batteries before travelling! You should have heard her fellow teachers - I thought she was gonna die of embarassment before she got off the plane!

That's freakin hilarious!!! Did she get up and turn it off?

I was wondering the same thing. That is too funny

[dancehallquana 5]

hey, what's a girl to do afta the convention is ova for the day?? You can only look at so much TV. That lady was prepared I tell ya!

I just hope she had her own room

OMG marie u are right!!!

Girl how bout when I went to sumfest, i went w/ some ladies from work.. now we had a car and was going all over mobay while some other ladies stayed on the resort ..

we had got back from Ochi one night dead tired about 3AM, my friend tried to get into her room which she shared w/ another lady.

How bout the lady had the chain on the door!!!

the lady had company and i guess there was no "do not disturb" signs at the Sunset .. my friend came to my room and spent the night

[Islandwoman 0]

How bout the lady had the chain on the door!!!

the lady had company and i guess there was no "do not disturb" signs at the Sunset .. my friend came to my room and spent the night

You go Girl!!

[sus 70]

LOL - she had no choice but to turn it off - The flight attendants took the bag down, which was clearly the source of the noise, and made the owner identify themselves!

[*JG* 2]

That is so funny. I would swear to God it wasn't me and let them confiscate my stuff!

[dancehallquana 5]

LOL - she had no choice but to turn it off - The flight attendants took the bag down, which was clearly the source of the noise, and made the owner identify themselves!

ohhh.. i was wondering how they figured it out!!! poor lady, ya'll seen "Brown Sugar"? She should have said it was a massager for her back problems LOL

[solsoeur 0]

Aftanoon yaardies!

Sunny...what kinda food items you have? Sometimes it depends on what the item is...or who searches ur bag...or if ur bag even gets searched.

Once I brought all kinds of things...butter, oil, even potatoes and red peppers never got searched

I was wondering about all this search talk. When I went no one with me got searched. Do they just pick and choose who to search? Maybe the look at how much you travel back and forth.

[^KK^ 3]

I have a friend who eggs her boyfriends' cars on occassion.

egging cars.... a long time ago this boy who liked me and my big brother beat him up for it...egged my house..and then pulled out a bb gun on my mom. Mine you all I did was keep walking while he was trying to holla at me. Sad...but he got murdered a couple of years ago. Police found him on a fence like he had been running for his life. Sad

[Yaads 0]

So I found this on JA customs website:

Look at this part

Prohibited Items

Prohibited items are absolutely forbidden from entering Jamaica, some of which include:

Indecent and obscene prints

Indecent and obscene prints, paintings, photographs, cinematograph films, lithographs, engravings, books, cards or written communications or any indecent or obscene articles whether similar to the above or not and any parcels, packages or packets having thereon, or on the cover thereof, any words, marks or designs which are grossly offensive or of an indecent or obscene character.

Coin – base or counterfeit coin of any country.

The following and similar publications:

1. All publications of de Laurence Scott and Company of Chicago in the

United States of America relating to divination, magic, cultism or

supernatural arts.

2. All publications of the Red Star Publishing Company of Chicago in the

United States of America relating to divination, magic, cultism or

supernatural arts.

http://www.jacustoms.gov.jm/customs/index.htm#

Edited October 2, 2008 by Yardiewife

[*JG* 2]

Aftanoon yaardies!

Sunny...what kinda food items you have? Sometimes it depends on what the item is...or who searches ur bag...or if ur bag even gets searched.

Once I brought all kinds of things...butter, oil, even potatoes and red peppers never got searched

I was wondering about all this search talk. When I went no one with me got searched. Do they just pick and choose who to search? Maybe the look at how much you travel back and forth.

In Jamaica.....when you get in the line to check in at the airport....they don't search your bags?

In the US, I think they are talking about the x-ray seeing something and them then searching.

So I found this on JA customs website:

Look at this part

Prohibited Items

Prohibited items are absolutely forbidden from entering Jamaica, some of which include:

Indecent and obscene prints

Indecent and obscene prints, paintings, photographs, cinematograph films, lithographs, engravings, books, cards or written communications or any indecent or obscene articles whether similar to the above or not and any parcels, packages or packets having thereon, or on the cover thereof, any words, marks or designs which are grossly offensive or of an indecent or obscene character.

Coin – base or counterfeit coin of any country.

The following and similar publications:

1. All publications of de Laurence Scott and Company of Chicago in the

United States of America relating to divination, magic, cultism or

supernatural arts.

2. All publications of the Red Star Publishing Company of Chicago in the

United States of America relating to divination, magic, cultism or

supernatural arts.

http://www.jacustoms.gov.jm/customs/index.htm#

WTH is that? I've never ever heard of that stuff. That's just crazy.

I wonder if you wore some Harry Potter - Dumbledore looking robe and hat, if they would let you off the plane in JA?????????

[sus 70]

ohhh.. i was wondering how they figured it out!!! poor lady, ya'll seen "Brown Sugar"? She should have said it was a massager for her back problems LOL

Kinda hard with some of them to say they are massagers for your back! Back of what?

[sus 70]

In Jamaica.....when you get in the line to check in at the airport....they don't search your bags?

In the US, I think they are talking about the x-ray seeing something and them then searching.

I have gotten searched a few times in JA - but not every time - This trip, I was watching a man rip apart this ladies stuff when we landed in NY - She had plantains, breadfruit,..... none of it cooked!

[solsoeur 0]

Aftanoon yaardies!

Sunny...what kinda food items you have? Sometimes it depends on what the item is...or who searches ur bag...or if ur bag even gets searched.

Once I brought all kinds of things...butter, oil, even potatoes and red peppers never got searched

I was wondering about all this search talk. When I went no one with me got searched. Do they just pick and choose who to search? Maybe the look at how much you travel back and forth.

In Jamaica.....when you get in the line to check in at the airport....they don't search your bags?

In the US, I think they are talking about the x-ray seeing something and them then searching.

So I found this on JA customs website:

Look at this part

Prohibited Items

Prohibited items are absolutely forbidden from entering Jamaica, some of which include:

Indecent and obscene prints

Indecent and obscene prints, paintings, photographs, cinematograph films, lithographs, engravings, books, cards or written communications or any indecent or obscene articles whether similar to the above or not and any parcels, packages or packets having thereon, or on the cover thereof, any words, marks or designs which are grossly offensive or of an indecent or obscene character.

Coin – base or counterfeit coin of any country.

The following and similar publications:

1. All publications of de Laurence Scott and Company of Chicago in the

United States of America relating to divination, magic, cultism or

supernatural arts.

2. All publications of the Red Star Publishing Company of Chicago in the

United States of America relating to divination, magic, cultism or

supernatural arts.

http://www.jacustoms.gov.jm/customs/index.htm#

WTH is that? I've never ever heard of that stuff. That's just crazy.

I wonder if you wore some Harry Potter - Dumbledore looking robe and hat, if they would let you off the plane in JA?????????

lol @ JG oh you can't bring obscene material but midgets can freak in the strip club?! isn't that obscene? *sol is shaking head in amazement*