Yardies, at home and a farrin (part 8)

[Yaads 0]

DWLLLLLLLLLLLLL@ yards ya'll know I'm slow. Sorry, no bowahs here...it's FORBIDDEN...caah miss wah mi nevah get

Mi tink dat dis subject have more names inna patwa den anyting else. Wi coulda probably come up wid a slang term/patwa term fi everday of deh year

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

wakey i gotta call them and see when they can fit me in, in the meantime im over here drooling cause im high on motrin...LOL long as i dont get none on my keyboard and can keep my eyes open long enough to type im good, though i do need to iron me and my youngest clothes.

Honey, D would not like it if you were electrocuted from the drool spilling onto the keyboard!

DWLLLLLLLLLLLLL@ yards ya'll know I'm slow. Sorry, no bowahs here...it's FORBIDDEN...caah miss wah mi nevah get

Mi tink dat dis subject have more names inna patwa den anyting else. Wi coulda probably come up wid a slang term/patwa term fi everday of deh year

True. True. In just a couple of responses it's been bowcat, bush cat, bowah, and thigh muffin. This could go on all nite!

[JaHoney 3]

i know mrs p, either a little drool or be over here curled up in a ball crying like a baby

[JaHoney 3]

okay yall im again looking for someplace to stay half the time i am in JA, i will be staying with D for a few days and then we will stay in town, is anyone familiar with the village hotel in Ochi? columbus heights or crane ridge, or can someone recommend a villa?

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

okay yall im again looking for someplace to stay half the time i am in JA, i will be staying with D for a few days and then we will stay in town, is anyone familiar with the village hotel in Ochi? columbus heights or crane ridge, or can someone recommend a villa?

Honey, I have stayed at Crane Ridge several times and I really like it. Nice rooms, nice space, a great pool, and the staff is chill and cool. It definitely gets my recommendation. In fact, a couple of friends of mine are thinking of going down in March, and I might try and set them up there.

[JaHoney 3]

cool mrs p, i will check the rate, and see what marzouca will charge me and then i will have dwayne check and see what the local rate is? is there a huge difference in what we are charged and what locals pay??? lawny??? anyone know?

[clairern 0]

$16 an hour doesn't sound so bad to me.

Well, I shouldn't complain because it is really mindless work. Real easy to do. I do it on my day off from work

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

cool mrs p, i will check the rate, and see what marzouca will charge me and then i will have dwayne check and see what the local rate is? is there a huge difference in what we are charged and what locals pay??? lawny??? anyone know?

I don't know what the rate difference is between what we would pay and what the locals would pay. You could ask Dewayne. The rates in USD are more expensive than Fisherman's but I think worth it from what you were saying.

[Yaads 0]

I saw this in another forum and had to share

Why did the chicken cross the road?????

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road...

SARAH PALIN: BECAUSE, PRAISE JESUS, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIS SORRY

LIBERAL ### OFF FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA!

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this coun try gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

####### CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chick en, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the

road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Edited October 27, 2008 by Yardiewife

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

I had 2 of my friends do witness affidavits for our petition, and they had me look over them. I gave them the basic template and told them to just be honest and write what they feel. Well let me tell you I was nearly in tears today reading them. To see how other people view our relationship, and the fact that they can actually FEEL our love, the same as we do, just had me all choked up today. It's always interesting to me to get other people's perspectives on things. They love my husband though. In fact, he is one friends "2nd husband" (cause she's already married! ) and the other friend just calls him "her husband" too! And he loves them just as much. We all met him at the same time, so they've been on this ride for as long as I have---the Good, Bad, and the Ugly!

[JaHoney 3]

i wouldnt wish Fishermans on my worst enemy, not unless they want EBOLA, and ant bites. But the grounds were nice. The restaurant Coconuts was nice to sit on the water at night, but we had a bwatty bwoy for a waiter, with an attitude, he had his lips all pooched up like FISH please, then he tried to overcharge us, like big time, well then dwayne showed up all set to cuss him and bwatty bwoy got even madder with his tight pants, suffice to say after that night my stomach was bound up for like a week and a half.... LOL

[Yaads 0]

Awww that is so nice Mrs. P Great friends you have there

[JaHoney 3]

Yardie that is funny as hell im gonna have to copy and email that to people...LOL

MrsP , that is cool im glad they said good things about you two. hope everything works out this go round when are you refiling?

WTH?? why everyone up and lef me?

guess i will go iron my clothes, you heffas.....LOL

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Sorry honey-my crazy dog tried to get the pizza delivery lady! I plan on sending in our petition the first week of Nov. All prayers will be greatly appreciated!

[Yaads 0]

Sorry honey-my crazy dog tried to get the pizza delivery lady! I plan on sending in our petition the first week of Nov. All prayers will be greatly appreciated!

That is just next week Mrs. P

Do you have to file waivers or just a standard spousal petition?