Yardies, at home and a farrin (part 8)

[*JG* 2]

wah mek dem name di pickney dem di same rass name..i hate it..ur name is ur identity it makes u who u r..why u a go name dem afta yuh fi mek dem Jrs or whateva..everybody know who dem father is...u no affi name di kids afta him..wah mek dem no try name di pickney dem afta di modda..madness

My ex MIL & FIL.....named their first 2 after them.

She is Katarina.....daughter is Kathy.

He is Anton......Son Tony.

they dont celebrate thanksgiving or halloween in JA??????

Silly Girl - Thanksgiving is about the pilgrams and the indians sharing their first feast together. The pilgrams didn't settle in Jamaica. I flew on AJ on Thanksgiving day a couple years ago - I had curry chicken for thanksgiving dinner that year. No blasted turkey with gravy on that plane!!

They do have halloween there, but I think its a little different than ours. I think there it is costumes and party - of course. Here is is costumes and candy!

Ha.....that reminds me of someone asking me last month why they don't celebrate Independence day in the UK.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

TL, move over please and mek room for me.

[*JG* 2]

Since when. That's new to me. Maybe cause mi so kuntri. I know they have things in Mobay at the clubs, but that's for the tourist.

Mi naw no - I read it in the Observer or the Gleaner last year bout costumes and parties and such.

I'm telling you Andre used to go to dances every year on Halloween and win costume parties. Him and his cousin. I've seen the pictures.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

omg i got tears as i read this

Spragge Benz son laid to rest

aww me too... he's so cute..I LOVE SPRAGGA!!

[*JG* 2]

That is how I would want my kids too. I hated having a class with 4 Heathers or whatnot. Heather S, T, H and B I want my kids to just have a unique name that they don't have to share with half their neighborhood.

I hear ya - my son is a Ryan. The football coach hollers Ryan and half the team looks at him! I wanted to name him Caleb but my ex fought me tooth-n-nail on that.

I know a girl here with that name. Her daddy is from Falmouth.

Tre, if you have a boy, is it going to be a junior???????????

[SweetSugahDumplin 0]

my gyal.. even di pickney should knoa u nuh mess wid di president dem LOL it sound soo stupid. but ALOT of people get in trouble behind pure NOSYNESS!!!

we can see people's salaries, besides just trying to find out somebody's ssn by doing a name search. people look up stuff from celebrities and even their next door neighbor's income to their baby daddy's ssn.. nutting to be losing yah rass job ova

OK!!

same thing where i work plenty get fired over doin stuff like that im so nervous bout stuff like that u will get in trubble even if u do it for an employee

Sharpay? That's one of those wrinkle dogs - how much would that child get teased?

OMG...I said it before I saw this. They really are way too cute.

ok he look like he got a twenty pack lol

[*SunRay* 1]

That is how I would want my kids too. I hated having a class with 4 Heathers or whatnot. Heather S, T, H and B I want my kids to just have a unique name that they don't have to share with half their neighborhood.

I hear ya - my son is a Ryan. The football coach hollers Ryan and half the team looks at him! I wanted to name him Caleb but my ex fought me tooth-n-nail on that.

I know a girl here with that name. Her daddy is from Falmouth.

Tre, if you have a boy, is it going to be a junior???????????

[*JG* 2]

That is how I would want my kids too. I hated having a class with 4 Heathers or whatnot. Heather S, T, H and B I want my kids to just have a unique name that they don't have to share with half their neighborhood.

I hear ya - my son is a Ryan. The football coach hollers Ryan and half the team looks at him! I wanted to name him Caleb but my ex fought me tooth-n-nail on that.

I know a girl here with that name. Her daddy is from Falmouth.

Tre, if you have a boy, is it going to be a junior???????????

You see me, Shell? hee hee............

Edited October 1, 2008 by Jomo's girl

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

That is how I would want my kids too. I hated having a class with 4 Heathers or whatnot. Heather S, T, H and B I want my kids to just have a unique name that they don't have to share with half their neighborhood.

I hear ya - my son is a Ryan. The football coach hollers Ryan and half the team looks at him! I wanted to name him Caleb but my ex fought me tooth-n-nail on that.

I know a girl here with that name. Her daddy is from Falmouth.

Tre, if you have a boy, is it going to be a junior???????????

HELLSSSSSSSSSSSS NO

[*JG* 2]

Wouldn't that be a pixie anyhow?

[clairern 0]

THEY WHY'S OF MEN 1.

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE INE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask direction)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor-lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties?

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know..........it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes) And the personal favorite)

8. WHY DID GOD pUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on you face and laughter in your heart, then you are just an old sour fart.

[*SunRay* 1]

I thought this was funny. Sorry guy's

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[^KK^ 3]

Kimmy u seet.....

I know 2 people back home with the name Kashi dem a RASTAH. One have 11 kids all of their names start with "K".

All of A's siblings were named after famous movie stars...Elvis, Wayne, Dwayne and Raquel

Any name can be a Jamaican name really. If you are Jamaican and you got the name...a JA name

Who is Dwayne?

Jah'love don't kill me and don't tell Chris. This is another name and I diddn't make it up. It's my goddaugther's name. I think she's 13 now...you ready "Omarniesha"...you get it. We call her Neisha. Her dad named her.

My cousin name is Omari (Omar-Ree). I love that name.

ok i got a question what is with adding gay to names like Sasha-Gay Christie-Gay....my SIL gave me some names here are hers:Khian, Chrisselle, Kameisha, Kimeish, Gabriella, Sharpay, Chrisilee, Kimberlee, Christie-Gay,Haley, Kwesian, Chrissan

Sharpey? Oh, hell no! All I see is wrinkley dogs.

JALove, my mother wanted to name me Kimber...thank good she didn't do that...

Although it has a nice ring to it...

[Islandwoman 0]

TL, move over please and mek room for me.

Hugh?? What yuh say?

[Islandwoman 0]

Since when. That's new to me. Maybe cause mi so kuntri. I know they have things in Mobay at the clubs, but that's for the tourist.

Mi naw no - I read it in the Observer or the Gleaner last year bout costumes and parties and such.

I'm telling you Andre used to go to dances every year on Halloween and win costume parties. Him and his cousin. I've seen the pictures.

Whew....Thanks JG. I thought I was going mad.......