Yardies, at home and a farrin (part 8)

[JaHoney 3]

??? shawn can you translate the last part....LOL

yeah i sing and we are having a concert the first week of november so lots of extra rehearsals

[shawn99 0]

Oh sorry didnt mean to be rude, hello everyone ( waving)

Ok. something funny, for those of you who were around this afternoon when we talked about the vibrating condom, dagnabit where is quana when i need her....( looking around) anyway so i just came from target from picking up a couple of things i needed, i decided to sneak down the condom aisle to look for that vibrating one...lol... no one was around, i then went to check out and found this soccer mom looking clerk, thinking she wont make a comment. Well Ill be damned if she didnt pick it up and start laughing, she said this looks interesting, i didnt know we had these...LOL..( yall know i wanted the floor to open up right) she then says im gonna have to go back and pick up one of these for me and my husband !!!! then she says as if that wasnt enough there is an 80 year old man who comes in once a week and buys condoms, me and the girls were saying to ourselves he must be using some good viagra, im gonna ask him what kind he uses next time so i can get some for the husband.. I will never in life again ever buy condoms out of target i have learned my lesson

Vibrating condom? A who a wear dat. The only vibrating should be cause by me...no batteries.

[Marlita 0]

what in the world is going on in here?

??? shawn can you translate the last part....LOL

yeah i sing and we are having a concert the first week of november so lots of extra rehearsals

haha. Honey yuh need fi ave yuh man give u patwah lessons fi tru!!

[shawn99 0]

??? shawn can you translate the last part....LOL

yeah i sing and we are having a concert the first week of november so lots of extra rehearsals

I meant that you must stay in the church as you can see everything is in a mess. Jesus is the answer right now and I will be soon be getting saved.

You still learn the Jamaican slang yet? If it was I in your fiance shoes...I would have teach you already.

Good luck at your concert.

[LIFE'SJOURNEY 970]

Roxcie is that Latin and can you please translate???

The capacity for speech is given to everyone, but wisdom of mind to only a few.

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Hello, Mrs. Palmer, are you getting ready for that hot date this month?

Rahtid Mrs. Palmer nuh have nuh man? Tek mi nuh.

Nah Shawn...mi cyaan tek u--my husband might have a problem wit dat..but mi love yuh same weh

Oh, I am very sorry, so whats this hot date you are going on? Watch it yu nuh!

Our anniversary is on the 15th, and my husband has been planning something (or so he says)--so we will see. Nuh matter tho, as long as I am in Ja wit him, e'ry ting irie

[JaHoney 3]

okay for the first part, he has been teaching me but when he gets to talking to fast i lose him in translation...LOL.. but im learning somewhat.

second part , the vibrating condom has a little ring around it with a tiny watch battery in it, it is supposed to provide extra sensation to the man and women or so i have been told and i heard it is the BOMB.... LOL

[LIFE'SJOURNEY 970]

what in the world is going on in here?

??? shawn can you translate the last part....LOL

yeah i sing and we are having a concert the first week of november so lots of extra rehearsals

haha. Honey yuh need fi ave yuh man give u patwah lessons fi tru!!

Honey, is this a holiday concert, or you'll just do a fall concert?

[shawn99 0]

Hello, Mrs. Palmer, are you getting ready for that hot date this month?

Rahtid Mrs. Palmer nuh have nuh man? Tek mi nuh.

Nah Shawn...mi cyaan tek u--my husband might have a problem wit dat..but mi love yuh same weh

Oh, I am very sorry, so whats this hot date you are going on? Watch it yu nuh!

Our anniversary is on the 15th, and my husband has been planning something (or so he says)--so we will see. Nuh matter tho, as long as I am in Ja wit him, e'ry ting irie

CONGRATS TO YOU. AND I HOPE YOU WILL REMAIN HAPPY FOREVER WITH HIM.

[LIFE'SJOURNEY 970]

Hello, Mrs. Palmer, are you getting ready for that hot date this month?

Rahtid Mrs. Palmer nuh have nuh man? Tek mi nuh.

Nah Shawn...mi cyaan tek u--my husband might have a problem wit dat..but mi love yuh same weh

Oh, I am very sorry, so whats this hot date you are going on? Watch it yu nuh!

Our anniversary is on the 15th, and my husband has been planning something (or so he says)--so we will see. Nuh matter tho, as long as I am in Ja wit him, e'ry ting irie

CONGRATS TO YOU. AND I HOPE YOU WILL REMAIN HAPPY FOREVER WITH HIM.

DITTO

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Hello, Mrs. Palmer, are you getting ready for that hot date this month?

Rahtid Mrs. Palmer nuh have nuh man? Tek mi nuh.

Nah Shawn...mi cyaan tek u--my husband might have a problem wit dat..but mi love yuh same weh

Oh, I am very sorry, so whats this hot date you are going on? Watch it yu nuh!

Our anniversary is on the 15th, and my husband has been planning something (or so he says)--so we will see. Nuh matter tho, as long as I am in Ja wit him, e'ry ting irie

CONGRATS TO YOU. AND I HOPE YOU WILL REMAIN HAPPY FOREVER WITH HIM.

Bless.

[JaHoney 3]

its a fall concert... we practiced last night and actually sounded pretty good, though the uniform committee with they old azzes picked us out some tacky azz outfits cause they dont want to wear robes so the women had tunic style tops made and the men had matching handkerchiefs, the tacky part is they are leopard print... yall heard right, we gonna look like a heard of wild animals

[LIFE'SJOURNEY 970]

You'll know the young lady that I told you'll about that got the full scholarship to the college in cuba, she called me last night and said she would be leaving to go there next week. I was hoping we would get to spend some time together while I am there in November. Joel and I wanted to throw her a congratulations party. So right now everything has happen so fast.

Edited October 9, 2008 by RoxcieJoe

[JaHoney 3]

okay yall i guess im gonna have to call it a night, as my battery is gonna die soon and i forgot to bring home my charger...lOL

[LIFE'SJOURNEY 970]

Okay Honey, go nite