Yardies, at home and a farrin (part 8)

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Mrs. P, the only thing I watch on cable is News, and home decorating shows, so you are not missing much. I eliminated my land-line phone, so I only have a cell phone for calls. I have cut back on going out on weekends, I used to travel more, Joel doesn't understand why I don't do all of these things now. It's not just the LDR expense, it's the economy aswell.

I know Joel and my 1 year will be in February, so I will be feeling thew same way you do. I missess him sooo much, he is my best friend aswell.

You know, I used to think that I would never be able to live without these things---a home phone, cable, all the misc. stuff. Well, you learn to make due without it, and after awhile, you don't even miss it. And with the internet you barely miss it at all, cuz you can pretty much do all that you wanna do if you have an internet connection (or if you can tap into somebody elses! ) I do miss him, and when anniversaries come up, I really do think about all that he means to me and what he has done for me. I try not to take him and this relationship for granted, but I know that sometimes I do (and he with me). But we know that we've found our soulmates in each other. Who God has ordained us to be with, and for that we will always be grateful

[shawn99 0]

JaLove, we have great benefits, we have flex time, work from home, great PTO benefits, and health care benefits. In addition to all of the federal holidays, we get Black Friday off, a whole day off for xmas-eve, and an half day for NewYears eve, but this year we will be getting a whole day for New Years eve. Parking in the bld, for 50.00 per month and GYM previliges for 10.00 per month.

Hey ladies, wha gwaan

Okay so looks like im gonna be spending my evenings in JA alone the spvsr who wrote D up is obviously still carrying a grudge, and wont schedule him a week of day shifts though he asked a month in advance, he works 7 to 3 in the morning, that sucks azz!!!!

guess it wont matter if i take the big draws with me or not,as he wont be around to see the pretty ones ( sniffling)

he is mad and talking all fast, every 5 minutes into our convo i stop and say BABY ENGLISH....LOL

So, you don't do SEX in the daylight? What's the problem..now you get to see and experience it all.

I hope my business can benefit from the 80 Billion dollar bail out plan. I am a small business.. It sucks, no credit, no money.

Maybe she think that sex bites. Oh only with pleasure. By the way yu really want more free credit. Yu too greedy!

Mi did think seh young gal stop wear big draws, a granny ting dat.

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Wa'gwan Honey, 'Lita, and Kimmy! Honey, I wanna call you tomorrow...is there a good time?

Hey Shawn! And every ladies got a pair of big draws! Nah matter how likkle her waistline!

[JaHoney 3]

Hey Mrs P, you can call me probably after 8 tomorrow, sorry so late, i have choir rehearsal for an upcoming concert as soon as i get off work so its a long day....LOL

Shawn, i dont have many big draws but i got a few, a sista has lost a few pounds,

[shawn99 0]

Hello, Mrs. Palmer, are you getting ready for that hot date this month?

Rahtid Mrs. Palmer nuh have nuh man? Tek mi nuh.

[Marlita 0]

Hey ladies, wha gwaan

Okay so looks like im gonna be spending my evenings in JA alone the spvsr who wrote D up is obviously still carrying a grudge, and wont schedule him a week of day shifts though he asked a month in advance, he works 7 to 3 in the morning, that sucks azz!!!!

guess it wont matter if i take the big draws with me or not,as he wont be around to see the pretty ones ( sniffling)

he is mad and talking all fast, every 5 minutes into our convo i stop and say BABY ENGLISH....LOL

Aw, i'm sorry Honey.

My husband had crazy hours when I stayed there too. He would work from like 3-11p or 4-12p and still have to find taxi from mobay to about 20mins away. It was hard for him to get taxi at that time, and they would charge like a nanny or something ridiculous.

It'll be ok, this is when it starts to feel more like real life and not a vacation which is def what you want to experience every now and again. You'll just have to plan day trips. Where are you staying? Can you hang out with his family or something at night?

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Hello, Mrs. Palmer, are you getting ready for that hot date this month?

Rahtid Mrs. Palmer nuh have nuh man? Tek mi nuh.

Nah Shawn...mi cyaan tek u--my husband might have a problem wit dat..but mi love yuh same weh

[Marlita 0]

Did everyone fall alsleep?

nope im still here just watching puffy put aubrey out of the Danity Kane group. Just catchin up on my recorded programs.

Is she the blonde with the fake boobs and tan who looks a hot mess?

[JaHoney 3]

Oh sorry didnt mean to be rude, hello everyone ( waving)

Ok. something funny, for those of you who were around this afternoon when we talked about the vibrating condom, dagnabit where is quana when i need her....( looking around) anyway so i just came from target from picking up a couple of things i needed, i decided to sneak down the condom aisle to look for that vibrating one...lol... no one was around, i then went to check out and found this soccer mom looking clerk, thinking she wont make a comment. Well Ill be damned if she didnt pick it up and start laughing, she said this looks interesting, i didnt know we had these...LOL..( yall know i wanted the floor to open up right) she then says im gonna have to go back and pick up one of these for me and my husband !!!! then she says as if that wasnt enough there is an 80 year old man who comes in once a week and buys condoms, me and the girls were saying to ourselves he must be using some good viagra, im gonna ask him what kind he uses next time so i can get some for the husband.. I will never in life again ever buy condoms out of target i have learned my lesson

[LIFE'SJOURNEY 970]

si vis pacem para bellum

silentium est aureum

Magna res est vocis et silentii temperamentum

and

Sermo datur cunctis; animi sapientia paucis

[JaHoney 3]

Well lita i can hang with my friends or sunny or island or mrs p? I mean he has 101 brothers but im straight on that , we will figure something out

[shawn99 0]

Hey Mrs P, you can call me probably after 8 tomorrow, sorry so late, i have choir rehearsal for an upcoming concert as soon as i get off work so its a long day....LOL

Shawn, i dont have many big draws but i got a few, a sista has lost a few pounds,

Oh I hear you. It seems to me that you are a singer. Stay in the church my friend, everting out ya mash up. Mi soon come in.

[JaHoney 3]

Roxcie is that Latin and can you please translate???

[SweetSugahDumplin 0]

Did everyone fall alsleep?

nope im still here just watching puffy put aubrey out of the Danity Kane group. Just catchin up on my recorded programs.

Is she the blonde with the fake boobs and tan who looks a hot mess?

yup exactly...she got too much mouth gettin flip wit puffy he was like i aint come this far to have u talk to me like dat i dont want u in the group...she is always fussing with puff

[shawn99 0]

Hello, Mrs. Palmer, are you getting ready for that hot date this month?

Rahtid Mrs. Palmer nuh have nuh man? Tek mi nuh.

Nah Shawn...mi cyaan tek u--my husband might have a problem wit dat..but mi love yuh same weh

Oh, I am very sorry, so whats this hot date you are going on? Watch it yu nuh!