Yardies, at home and a farrin (part 8)

[tnw 0]

have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

I never heard of it but it sounds fun! LMAO

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

lawny its like a condom with a vibrating ring made onto it so when your doing it, u turn it on ( i think????) and then it vibrates and you both get the sensation along with whatever else might be going on....LOL

Boy am I get getting a lesson today!!

I dated a man who had a tongue piercing - he had a vibrating tongue ring

DYAM!!! mi pums a run agen!!!

QUANA!...dwllllllllllllll weh it a run go? RJ no deh bout.

Okay, call me ole school, but when a man gets his hood pierced how di rass does dat work...he has to take the earings out, right. I would not want that think lost any where in my munchie

[*JG* 2]

Yeah, well, riding on the handle bars of my brother's bike downhill at top speed sounded like a good idea too!

[dancehallquana 5]

lawny its like a condom with a vibrating ring made onto it so when your doing it, u turn it on ( i think????) and then it vibrates and you both get the sensation along with whatever else might be going on....LOL

Boy am I get getting a lesson today!!

I dated a man who had a tongue piercing - he had a vibrating tongue ring

DYAM!!! mi pums a run agen!!!

QUANA!...dwllllllllllllll weh it a run go? RJ no deh bout.

Okay, call me ole school, but when a man gets his hood pierced how di rass does dat work...he has to take the earings out, right. I would not want that think lost any where in my munchie

MY GYAL!!! just di THOUGHT of the vibrating tongue dem mek har squeeze up harself!!

mi nuh knoa bout di hood ring, don't tink I could let a man come near me wid dat.. mi pums gwaan pull out di STOP sign..

Yeah, well, riding on the handle bars of my brother's bike downhill at top speed sounded like a good idea too!

i feel ya JG

[sus 70]

lawny its like a condom with a vibrating ring made onto it so when your doing it, u turn it on ( i think????) and then it vibrates and you both get the sensation along with whatever else might be going on....LOL

Boy am I get getting a lesson today!!

I dated a man who had a tongue piercing - he had a vibrating tongue ring

DYAM!!! mi pums a run agen!!!

QUANA!...dwllllllllllllll weh it a run go? RJ no deh bout.

Okay, call me ole school, but when a man gets his hood pierced how di rass does dat work...he has to take the earings out, right. I would not want that think lost any where in my munchie

MY GYAL!!! just di THOUGHT of the vibrating tongue dem mek har squeeze up harself!!

mi nuh knoa bout di hood ring, don't tink I could let a man come near me wid dat.. mi pums gwaan pull out di STOP sign..

LMAO - let me tell you, the vibrating tongue ring was OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A hood piercing - no way nuh sah!

[JaHoney 3]

umm yeah hate too be like ewwww but that vibrating tongue ring is the best thing invented right up there with coach bags, chocolate ice cream and sex ....lol

one of my ex's was a skripper

shoot some days he made me forget my own name.....lol

[Islandwoman 0]

TL;

See what I'm saying, RIGHT.

Sorry Chica... Mi like it all.....

[Islandwoman 0]

Sus, that thing is freakin' me out.

Me too...but on the other hand, it's kind of intriguing.

[tnw 0]

Yeah, well, riding on the handle bars of my brother's bike downhill at top speed sounded like a good idea too!

LOLLLL

I got a good story about me taking Dave to the doctor's with me yesterday, to get flu shots. Well, i get them free at work cause of being a hospital social worker and Dave claimed he wanted one too. Well, long story short....after about an HOUR of questions he finally agreed to let the M.D. give him the vaccine!

[JaHoney 3]

would you believe ( that is what d always says) i have never had a flu shot you would think with all the nastiness i encounter on these home visits i would be the first one, but i hear sometimes they make you sick.

My guy who i just left, ohh god he had smoked about 5 cigarettes wondering who was outside, and worrying, so now i smell like cheap cigarettes...LOL... but overall he was good, at least i got one down, now im on my way to another home where there are 6 of my clients, it will be a quick visit though, cause one talks to herself on her imaginary phone she wont acknowledge me, one is paranoid and will tell me dont bother him, the other will talk my ear off and tell me i look pretty, the next one will nod and say yes to whatever i ask and the last one is so OCD by the time he manages to sit down to talk to me, the visit will be over....LOL

[^KK^ 3]

would you believe ( that is what d always says) i have never had a flu shot you would think with all the nastiness i encounter on these home visits i would be the first one, but i hear sometimes they make you sick.

My guy who i just left, ohh god he had smoked about 5 cigarettes wondering who was outside, and worrying, so now i smell like cheap cigarettes...LOL... but overall he was good, at least i got one down, now im on my way to another home where there are 6 of my clients, it will be a quick visit though, cause one talks to herself on her imaginary phone she wont acknowledge me, one is paranoid and will tell me dont bother him, the other will talk my ear off and tell me i look pretty, the next one will nod and say yes to whatever i ask and the last one is so OCD by the time he manages to sit down to talk to me, the visit will be over....LOL

So what exactly do you do??

[JaHoney 3]

im a residential social worker for the mentally ill and on the weekends a manager of a childrens foster home program for abused and neglected kids, im surrounded by dysfunction 7 days a week...

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

TL;

See what I'm saying, RIGHT.

Sorry Chica... Mi like it all.....

GAMBISH.... just got to have it all.

[JaHoney 3]

KK< i have a pancake booty cause i spend all my time in the car driving all over the flippin county and then going to the hospital psych ward for visits...LOL

[1luv 1]

would you believe ( that is what d always says) i have never had a flu shot you would think with all the nastiness i encounter on these home visits i would be the first one, but i hear sometimes they make you sick.

My guy who i just left, ohh god he had smoked about 5 cigarettes wondering who was outside, and worrying, so now i smell like cheap cigarettes...LOL... but overall he was good, at least i got one down, now im on my way to another home where there are 6 of my clients, it will be a quick visit though, cause one talks to herself on her imaginary phone she wont acknowledge me, one is paranoid and will tell me dont bother him, the other will talk my ear off and tell me i look pretty, the next one will nod and say yes to whatever i ask and the last one is so OCD by the time he manages to sit down to talk to me, the visit will be over....LOL

I really couldnt handle that type of job, Honey.

I feel sorry for ppl to much