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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

No badah wid dat...mi ago tell Mr. K...u too greedy.

Come now my girl, u might be surprised???

Here is Tre w/ the ring

:):energy::o:D:wacko::dead:

Naw Quana, I'll leave it be. Still trying to handle what I'm working with now. :rofl:

:rofl:

TL;

See what I'm saying, RIGHT. :blush:

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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tep aff a mi name

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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

How's that work? Battery pack or electrical outlet?

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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quana, least you go to the adult store, shyt im doing that incognito too, and god forbid if you should buy something and the clerk wanna talk and ask you do you need help,... what assistance could you possibly provide me in here,...lol

LMAO

The best was years ago when I was in an adult store with one of my exbf (he's Jamaican) - There was an older man in there comparing sizes of dildos, and buying two of the largest I have ever seen! My ex turned and asked me why he would need two :devil:

WHY? :unsure:

figet why him need 2..why him need 1...

I asssume, judging by his ride waiting out side, that one was for him and one was for his husband................. which did not go over well with a Jamaican man!

Fire de a Mus Mus tail, him tink a cool breeze

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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

How's that work? Battery pack or electrical outlet?

as she was explaining ..it seem like a little watch battery..i asked her so how the heck u do it...all she did was smile and told me U HAVE GOT TO TRY IT !!! :devil:

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

How's that work? Battery pack or electrical outlet?

as she was explaining ..it seem like a little watch battery..i asked her so how the heck u do it...all she did was smile and told me U HAVE GOT TO TRY IT !!! :devil:

OK......I am not comfortable with the idea of that tiny battery near an opening where something is pounding in and out. How do you explain that to the ER doc??????

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

How's that work? Battery pack or electrical outlet?

as she was explaining ..it seem like a little watch battery..i asked her so how the heck u do it...all she did was smile and told me U HAVE GOT TO TRY IT !!! :devil:

OK......I am not comfortable with the idea of that tiny battery near an opening where something is pounding in and out. How do you explain that to the ER doc??????

:rofl:

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

6002239865101_1_27247687.jpg (cost of the IMMIGRATION PROCESS)

tep aff a mi name

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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

How's that work? Battery pack or electrical outlet?

as she was explaining ..it seem like a little watch battery..i asked her so how the heck u do it...all she did was smile and told me U HAVE GOT TO TRY IT !!! :devil:

OK......I am not comfortable with the idea of that tiny battery near an opening where something is pounding in and out. How do you explain that to the ER doc??????

hahhaa..i said the same thing..what if it breaks...but i think its around the ring ..mi no know mi affi go buy one and see

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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lawny its like a condom with a vibrating ring made onto it so when your doing it, u turn it on ( i think????) and then it vibrates and you both get the sensation along with whatever else might be going on....LOL

Boy am I get getting a lesson today!! :thumbs::rofl::rofl:

I dated a man who had a tongue piercing - he had a vibrating tongue ring :whistle:tngmnstr.gif

Fire de a Mus Mus tail, him tink a cool breeze

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Good Morning,

Spoke to Sunny this morning...they're running a little late, so I told her not to worry about it, just get there. I'll let ya'll know as soon as she calls me.

SUNNY AND RAY - APPROVED

Nice CO, no evidence requested, few questions a piece of cake...$550 for airpak

I told Ray not to bruck dung ar back.

:dance::dance::dance::dance: I KNEW THEY WOULD DO IT! CONGRATS :dance::dance:

DITTO :thumbs:

:dance::dance::dance:

Thanks for all the updates Lawny! ;)

K-1 Timeline

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Oct.12th, 2007 - NOA1 Hardcopy

Dec.14th, 2007 - Rec'd No Impediment and extras of Birth Certif. by mail

Jan. 31st, 2008 - NOA2 Hardcopy sent out from VSC

Feb. 5th, 2008 - NVC Receives Our Case

Feb.7th, 2008 - Got KNG# and Hardcopy of NOA2 in the Mail

Feb. 26th, 2008 - Dropped off DS230 Part I, Rec'd Packet 3; Filed for Police Report

Feb. 28th, 2008 - Rec'd Email from Embassy that Interview scheduled

April 1st, 2008 - Interview @ 1:30pm- APPROVED!!!

May 20th, 2008 - U.S. Entry at JFK w/ work stamp

June 13th, 2008 - SS# Received

June 19th, 2008 - Started work w/ JFK EAD

August 11th, 2008 - Wedding

AOS Timeline

Oct. 3rd, 2008 - Submitted AOS/ EAD/ AP Packet

Oct. 6th, 2008 - AOS Packet Rec'd at USCIS Xpress Mail

Oct. 13th, 2008 - NOA1 Rec'd

Oct. 27th, 2008 - Case Trsf to CSC

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Sus, that thing is freakin' me out.

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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lawny its like a condom with a vibrating ring made onto it so when your doing it, u turn it on ( i think????) and then it vibrates and you both get the sensation along with whatever else might be going on....LOL

Boy am I get getting a lesson today!! :thumbs::rofl::rofl:

I dated a man who had a tongue piercing - he had a vibrating tongue ring :whistle:tngmnstr.gif

DYAM!!! mi pums a run agen!!!

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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

How's that work? Battery pack or electrical outlet?

as she was explaining ..it seem like a little watch battery..i asked her so how the heck u do it...all she did was smile and told me U HAVE GOT TO TRY IT !!! :devil:

OK......I am not comfortable with the idea of that tiny battery near an opening where something is pounding in and out. How do you explain that to the ER doc??????

hahhaa..i said the same thing..what if it breaks...but i think its around the ring ..mi no know mi affi go buy one and see

Report back on that when you do. I'm still not sure it sounds like that great of an idea.

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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have u guys heard of the condom with the built in vibrator thing..my girlfriend was telling me about it..she said they r the best things since sliced bread...

How's that work? Battery pack or electrical outlet?

as she was explaining ..it seem like a little watch battery..i asked her so how the heck u do it...all she did was smile and told me U HAVE GOT TO TRY IT !!! :devil:

OK......I am not comfortable with the idea of that tiny battery near an opening where something is pounding in and out. How do you explain that to the ER doc??????

hahhaa..i said the same thing..what if it breaks...but i think its around the ring ..mi no know mi affi go buy one and see

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Sus, that thing is freakin' me out.

LOL, I thought parts of it fit the conversation :devil:

Fire de a Mus Mus tail, him tink a cool breeze

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Report back on that when you do. I'm still not sure it sounds like that great of an idea.

JG.. of course its a good idea, kinda like getting and immunization.. looks scary, but u feel so much better afterwards its done!!!! :devil:

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