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Yardies, at home and a farrin (part 8)

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i was a week overdue with my first child and so i told his daddy look do what you gotta do, give me five minutes and you go stimulate yourself i will be with you in five minutes so we can get this ovah with, as i was feeling less than sexy, hell if you cant even see your feet and your own cat, how you gonna act sexy... suffice to say i went into labor that morning :yes:

Why ou need to see your feet or your munchie to act sexy :rofl: ...mi rass mi caan see dem now and mi no pregnant

STUPID!!!! :lol:

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i was a week overdue with my first child and so i told his daddy look do what you gotta do, give me five minutes and you go stimulate yourself i will be with you in five minutes so we can get this ovah with, as i was feeling less than sexy, hell if you cant even see your feet and your own cat, how you gonna act sexy... suffice to say i went into labor that morning :yes:

Why you got to see your fee or your MUNCHIE to feel sexxy...mi rass mi caan see dem now and mi no pregnant :rofl:

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[u give me the hebijebeeze when u say that..i know exatly how u feel...i'm trying to teach Kimora to not use public restrooms...call mi crazy..she wants to touch everything and she no tall enough to reach the sink so she holds it or touches it with her clothes

GIRL!!! my daugh's make me so dyam mad when they tell me they have to use the restroom in public. I DO NOT use public unless its at work, hosp or something like that..

I tell them to use the restroom b4 leaving home or school and I give the ugliest look when they force me to walk in there w/ them :angry: ..

i close my nose and halfway wanna close my eyes :ph34r:

and I am yelling at them the whole 2 min.."Don't touch that, BE CAREFUL,, HURRY UP!!!!"

U SOUND JUST LIKE ME...Kimora!..now she says to me "don't touch mommy?"

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Kimmy I feel you on the public restroom thing. I know people think I'm NUTS, but people are just NASTY. A few weeks ago we went to a banquet and the lady told me that my son is too old to be in the ladies room (you know I had to address that)...she said nothing else after that. He's 5, do you think I'm going to let him go into a public bathroom by himself. I don't even let him out my site. I use to suffer from OCD when it came to cleansiness. If I came to your house and your bathroom was dirty I could not and would not eat from you, same if you kitchen is dirty. I know, I'm going to become one of Honey's patient soon.

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Kimmy I feel you on the public restroom thing. I know people think I'm NUTS, but people are just NASTY. A few weeks ago we went to a banquet and the lady told me that my son is too old to be in the ladies room (you know I had to address that)...she said nothing else after that. He's 5, do you think I'm going to let him go into a public bathroom by himself. I don't even let him out my site. I use to suffer from OCD when it came to cleansiness. If I came to your house and your bathroom was dirty I could not and would not eat from you, same if you kitchen is dirty. I know, I'm going to become one of Honey's patient soon.

dyam brite an fiesty

I'm lost what is a pum-pum coolers ?????

wish Yaads was here to give u a visual...it's smiley on ice...to kool down the sexual desire..heheee

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100 condoms :wow: .. ya girls very brave.. i only buy them at the adult toy store.

In walmart and CVS its just too embarrassing.. mi knoa, me still wet behind di ears like Obama!!

But walking out of the adult toy store is not embarrassing?!?!?!?! My Walmart or CVS doesn't sell the 100 pack. Most you can buy is 20 in a box. We must be dead people up here.

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LMAO..you all are so goofy... ( dont plan on using a 100, only about 20 or so)

Hey SOl how you feeling, did you take your hair down? your ear still hurting? whats up with you?

Right now im sitting in the driveway of one of my crazier clients house, i really :no: dont feel like going in to talk to him cause he is nutty as a fruitcake and then im scared to sit or touch anything, as im looking cute today...LOL (j/k)

AWWWW LAAAWWWD ( sighing) 4 more days....

Hey Honey. I'm feeling much better. Ear stopped hurting, getting a sore throat. Head still itching but not as much I took some of the braids out (the main itchy ones) and now I feel a lot better. I am vigorously working on getting to 100% by next Friday. :lol:

Opportunities are like sunrises - if you wait too long, you miss them.

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100 condoms :wow: .. ya girls very brave.. i only buy them at the adult toy store.

In walmart and CVS its just too embarrassing.. mi knoa, me still wet behind di ears like Obama!!

But walking out of the adult toy store is not embarrassing?!?!?!?! My Walmart or CVS doesn't sell the 100 pack. Most you can buy is 20 in a box. We must be dead people up here.

TARGET DOES..HEHEEE

sOL WAS IT UR ANTIBIOTICS DAT WERE MAKIN YUH ITCH?

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No baby today.! He sent me home with 3 more dr appointments. Friday they will test/monitor the baby, tues sonogram tues dr checkup. He was like after i took the stitches up i told u to beat that cervix up :blink: lol. I dont recall him sayin dat! lol but uh. This dr is stra8 to the point huh. The assistant that helped him with removing my stitches is still mad at him too for gettin on her bout not knowing what to use for the procedure. That was 3 weeks ago.She told on him too!

Ja Love we told you to do like the Ying Yang twins and "beat the p up beat the p up!"

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Opportunities are like sunrises - if you wait too long, you miss them.

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Honey, you can't pay the weather forecast from here any mind when it comes to JA - they can't get it straight for what is going on in the US - what makes you think they'll get it right in JA? I have taken trips when hurricanes were forecast, rain every day, etc.... nothing but sun!

Besides, if it rains, you'll have more time for using that 100 pack you're buying this weekend -

Those would be done in 2 weeks.

100 in 2 weeks? You are a machine!

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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well when your buying the variety pack, with the mint flavored ones, the glow in the dark ones, the one with the vibrating ring, and the ones that come scented in fruit flavors, its kinda hard to not be embarassed cause you just know the cashier is thinking your some kinda super freak

Freak :yes:

I haven't tried that one yet!! You will have to lend me one of those in JA.

As a joke, last year I brought down a female condom. Marcel flung it across the the room, bout it look like one watah boot...what a man factey.

:rofl::rofl:

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