Women drivers from a mans viewpoint

[brnidokiegurl 0]

This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a

woman In a brand new

Cadillac doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her

rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds

And when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against

The steering wheel, it knocked

my cellphone away from my ear

which fell into the coffee

between my legs, splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers, and disconnected an

important call.

Damn women drivers!

[Nessa 23]

:lol:

[Steph0814 1]

I LOVE IT!

[IAMX 3,055]

Daaamn, eating a donut, holding the cell phome, and using the shaver at the same time.. if this guy has 3 hands women will be crawling all over him. If he survives the accident, that is.

[LoriLawless 0]