Sore bum

[Fandango 1,439]

####### is a dangly thing

PILES ........when i was a teenager, my mum told me, if you sit on cold walls, when you get older you will have a bum like a bunch of grapes...........................pst she lied

The only thing I know about those is that Big Mo on Easties complains about her Farmers:P

Aussie, a big poop might be the cause...keep an eye on it over the weekend, but go to the dr if it's still bad on Mon.

Edited May 26, 2006 by LisaD

[anya-D 8]

OHHH I hear you!!!!!! I have similar problem tooooo

Now i'm afraid.. my bum doesnt sore.. feel normall.. but I've been bleeding.."bleeding" like dripping!!! not just when wipe..nothing dangling too it comes and goes though... havnt have that problem for a long time and it came back... and i'm soooo scare of going to the doctor and keep pushing it.. i'm afraid of the doctor.. and i'm soo not comfortable for anyone to see me down there!!!

I hope you get better soon...

[aussiewench 9]

OHHH I hear you!!!!!! I have similar problem tooooo

Now i'm afraid.. my bum doesnt sore.. feel normall.. but I've been bleeding.."bleeding" like dripping!!! not just when wipe..nothing dangling too it comes and goes though... havnt have that problem for a long time and it came back... and i'm soooo scare of going to the doctor and keep pushing it.. i'm afraid of the doctor.. and i'm soo not comfortable for anyone to see me down there!!!

I hope you get better soon...

We are both off to the doctors me thinks You're in worse shape then me you poor ####### I know it scary. I get scared with this sorta stuff (was gonna say ####### but thats not appropriate) too and of doctors. But hey better to get it taken care of so can live without the worry.

*hugs*

Most of us have bad diets. But I am living testimony that small changes really make a difference. You'll be fine!

And, you are SOOOO not old!! You're beautiful even if your bum is sore. You're a wench. Wenches don't age.

Awwwwwwww thank you for reminding me darlin'

[munchkins 0]

Stop pussyfooting about Lorelle and get down there it could be just a small tear in the lining, or as someone suggested just a "too big poo" but better to be sure than worrying until you get to the states

Lots of ***hugs**** don't you just hate it when they shove that camera up your bum

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

i'm just waiting on someone to make a ferret joke.

oi.....leave my ferrets out of it

wenchie + =

[gimygirl 0]

lorelle ...

all joking aside ... due to your age & family history, you really need to have a colonoscopy done, hun! that is SUPER important!! you'll be in the States soon enough and since you're already married, i'm assuming that your on dan's insurance already. colonoscopy should be covered.

rule of thumb: if the blood is frank red (bright red) then it is usually from hemorrhoids, which can be external (danglys) or internal (which you can see/feel). stress, straining, harder stool is usually the cause. stool softener and/or fiber can be beneficial!

but please do get that cute bum of yours checked out!

[aussiewench 9]

Lots of ***hugs**** don't you just hate it when they shove that camera up your bum

Val good on ya mate, I had almost calmed down hahahaha

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

lorelle ...

all joking aside ... due to your age & family history, you really need to have a colonoscopy done, hun! that is SUPER important!! you'll be in the States soon enough and since you're already married, i'm assuming that your on dan's insurance already. colonoscopy should be covered.

rule of thumb: if the blood is frank red (bright red) then it is usually from hemorrhoids, which can be external (danglys) or internal (which you can see/feel). stress, straining, harder stool is usually the cause. stool softener and/or fiber can be beneficial!

but please do get that cute bum of yours checked out!

also drinking plenty of water helps too. i saw an article that most people are dehydrated and water would help. now where was that thread about poop from about 3 weeks ago?

[aussiewench 9]

i'm just waiting on someone to make a ferret joke.

oi.....leave my ferrets out of it

wenchie + =

hahahaha using my smilies against me hu

Monique,

Yeah I know darlin'.....I have just put it off and put it off....now I'm 6 yrs overdue for it. Will check with Dan on his insurance. Thank you

[munchkins 0]

Lots of ***hugs**** don't you just hate it when they shove that camera up your bum

Val good on ya mate, I had almost calmed down hahahaha

sorry babe, but that is definitely "clench time"

[aussiewench 9]

now where was that thread about poop from about 3 weeks ago?

now you mentioning that combined with another post about messy stools and bad diet has reminded me of a thread I did yonks ago in the old forum about ####### bleaching and how food stain your #######. Shoot, just another thing to worry about. My azz aint gonna see the light of day the way Im going

Edited May 26, 2006 by aussiewench

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

i'm just waiting on someone to make a ferret joke.

oi.....leave my ferrets out of it

wenchie + =

hahahaha using my smilies against me hu

ooops me busted

[gimygirl 0]

Lots of ***hugs**** don't you just hate it when they shove that camera up your bum

Val good on ya mate, I had almost calmed down hahahaha

sorry babe, but that is definitely "clench time"

don't you mean 'wench time'???

[sukie175 0]

OHHH I hear you!!!!!! I have similar problem tooooo

Now i'm afraid.. my bum doesnt sore.. feel normall.. but I've been bleeding.."bleeding" like dripping!!! not just when wipe..nothing dangling too it comes and goes though... havnt have that problem for a long time and it came back... and i'm soooo scare of going to the doctor and keep pushing it.. i'm afraid of the doctor.. and i'm soo not comfortable for anyone to see me down there!!!

I hope you get better soon...

Anya - You MUST get to a Dr...dripping is BAD!

[Fandango 1,439]

Yeah i'ma agree with Suks...####### drippage isn't a good sign