Bush to address nation on economy (9:01 PM EDT)

[IAMX 3,055]

I hear on the grapevine that Bush is planning to do a bit of tap-dancing and some magic tricks during the slow parts...

He's going to make Cheney disappear and pull WMDs out of a hat.

"This economic downfall is because of Ahmadinejad, and we must invade Iran who have pulled out the economic WMDs and attacked America".

[Minya's wife 25]

I think the speech should go something like this....

[HAL 9000 96]

I hear on the grapevine that Bush is planning to do a bit of tap-dancing and some magic tricks during the slow parts...

If he does some yo-yo tricks, I'm there.

[Sister Fracas 5]

<<taps microphone>>

"Fellow countrymen, citizens and countrymen... We are f*cked"

ditto

Ahh well, it's a full night for me, Dancing with the Stars, Project Runway, Top Design....nope, no room on the agenda...

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

<<taps microphone>>

"Fellow countrymen, citizens and countrymen... We are f*cked"

ditto

Ahh well, it's a full night for me, Dancing with the Stars, Project Runway, Top Design....nope, no room on the agenda...

Perhaps the best solution would be if George were to enter as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.

[Sister Fracas 5]

I hear on the grapevine that Bush is planning to do a bit of tap-dancing and some magic tricks during the slow parts...

If he does some yo-yo tricks, I'm there.

hmmm, I COULD be pursuaded to DVR it for a bit of yo-yo'ing!

<<taps microphone>>

"Fellow countrymen, citizens and countrymen... We are f*cked"

ditto

Ahh well, it's a full night for me, Dancing with the Stars, Project Runway, Top Design....nope, no room on the agenda...

Perhaps the best solution would be if George were to enter as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.

well I hear he CAN tap dance...

ba dum bum tssh

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I saw a trailer for the Bill Maher show the other day where they had stock video of Bush doing a tentative little dance at a press conference, and they superimposed Maher behind him doing some cabaret dancing. It was pretty funny.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

My fellow americans...we are on the verge of bankcruptcy, the middle class is vanishing, the financial market is melting, the housing market is broke, we are one step away from electing a hockey mom as VP of this great country...but I have good news y'all...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

If he does some yo-yo tricks, I'm there.

Brother, the only yo-yo tricks he'll be doing will be the You-are-On-Your-Own kind of tricks

Edited September 24, 2008 by GueraYTavo

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

My fellow americans...we are on the verge of bankcruptcy, the middle class is vanishing, the financial market is melting, the housing market is broke, we are one step away from electing a hockey mom as VP of this great country...but I have good news y'all...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

Or

"The good news is that my family is set for life. I don't know about anyone else - but I'm off to the golf course!"

[Sister Fracas 5]

My fellow americans...we are on the verge of bankcruptcy, the middle class is vanishing, the financial market is melting, the housing market is broke, we are one step away from electing a hockey mom as VP of this great country...but I have good news y'all...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

CLASSIC!

[LoriLawless 0]

My fellow americans...we are on the verge of bankcruptcy, the middle class is vanishing, the financial market is melting, the housing market is broke, we are one step away from electing a hockey mom as VP of this great country...but I have good news y'all...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

President Bush speaks on the mike he says oops i pooped my pants ill be right back out in 35 to 45 minuets.

Because everyone else is as disabled as you, right?

This guy sounds like he got banned and remade an account or something. Think that's the poop smell.

I wasn't banned silly i made the request to disable my account Mr know it all. I am board i come back for visit.

why not just ask for it to be re-enabled, eric?

*sigh* time to get out a movie.

or the reloading and gun cleaning equipment.

[HAL 9000 96]

My fellow americans...we are on the verge of bankcruptcy, the middle class is vanishing, the financial market is melting, the housing market is broke, we are one step away from electing a hockey mom as VP of this great country...but I have good news y'all...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

If he does some yo-yo tricks, I'm there.

Brother, the only yo-yo tricks he'll be doing will be the You-are-On-Your-Own kind of tricks

OMFG!!!

I almost regurgitated today's milkshake with that one!

My fellow americans...we are on the verge of bankcruptcy, the middle class is vanishing, the financial market is melting, the housing market is broke, we are one step away from electing a hockey mom as VP of this great country...but I have good news y'all...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

Or

"The good news is that my family is set for life. I don't know about anyone else - but I'm off to the golf course!"

Or this one...

"I may helped screw y'all over into a really nasty pickle... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

<<taps microphone>>

"Fellow countrymen, citizens and countrymen... We are f*cked"

Or like this: Hey folks, I'll need a trillion dollars by tomorrow. Don't think, just sign the check and trust me.

[chnst 6]

My fellow americans...we are on the verge of bankcruptcy, the middle class is vanishing, the financial market is melting, the housing market is broke, we are one step away from electing a hockey mom as VP of this great country...but I have good news y'all...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

LOL this is what I like about americans. They never lose their sense of humor, even at times like this.