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JanaknJanet   0

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Iim sure this has been around a bit.. but sure is nice to see it again.. start the Monday off with a smile..

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

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Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

_______________________________

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

____________________________

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

And last but not least.............

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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sara..... Mentor

sara.....   371

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Iim sure this has been around a bit.. but sure is nice to see it again.. start the Monday off with a smile..

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

________________________________

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

________________________________

Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

________________________________

Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

_______________________________

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

________________________________

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

________________________________

EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

_______________________________

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

________________________________

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

________________________________

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

______________________________

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

_______________________________

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

_______________________________

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

________________________________

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

________________________________

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

________________________________

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

____________________________

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

_______________________________

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

________________________________

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

_______________________________

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

____________________________

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

And last but not least.............

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

:rofl:

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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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hang on, i'm trying to think of anything women can do with their mouth closed. :innocent:

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almaty Grand Master

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Iim sure this has been around a bit.. but sure is nice to see it again.. start the Monday off with a smile..

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

________________________________

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

________________________________

Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

________________________________

Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

_______________________________

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

________________________________

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

________________________________

EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

_______________________________

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

________________________________

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

________________________________

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

______________________________

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

_______________________________

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

_______________________________

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

________________________________

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

________________________________

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

________________________________

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

____________________________

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

_______________________________

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

________________________________

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

_______________________________

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

____________________________

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

And last but not least.............

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

why do you hate America?

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Iim sure this has been around a bit.. but sure is nice to see it again.. start the Monday off with a smile..

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

________________________________

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

________________________________

Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

________________________________

Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

_______________________________

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

________________________________

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

________________________________

EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

_______________________________

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

________________________________

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

________________________________

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

______________________________

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

_______________________________

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

_______________________________

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

________________________________

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

________________________________

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

________________________________

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

____________________________

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

_______________________________

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

________________________________

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

_______________________________

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

____________________________

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

And last but not least.............

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

:rofl: These are so true.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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pedroh Grand Master

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agree hermano Almaty.. she hates America

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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agree hermano Almaty.. she hates America

big time. :yes:

Daniel

:energy:

Ana (Mexico) ------ Daniel (California)(me)

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Sept. 11, 2004: Got married (civil), in Mexico :D

July 23, 2005: Church wedding

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K3(I-129F):

Oct. 28, 2004: Mailed I-129F.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Nov. 3, 2004: NOA1!!!!

Nov. 5, 2004: Check Cashed!!

zzzz deep hibernationn zzzz

May 12, 2005 NOA2!!!! #######!!! huh???

off to NVC.

May 26, 2005: NVC approves I129F.

CR1(I-130):

Oct. 6, 2004: Mailed I-130.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Oct. 8, 2004: I-130 Delivered to CSC in Laguna Niguel.

~Per USPS website's tracking tool.

Oct. 12, 2004 BCIS-CSC Signs for I-130 packet.

Oct. 21, 2004 Check cashed!

Oct. 25, 2004 NOA1 (I-130) Go CSC!!

Jan. 05, 2005 Approved!!!! Off to NVC!!!!

===============================

NVC:

Jan. 05, 2005 ---> in route from CSC

Jan. 12, 2005 Case entered system

Jan. 29, 2005 Received I-864 Bill

Jan. 31, 2005 Sent Payment to St. Louis(I864)

Feb. 01, 2005 Wife received DS3032(Choice of Agent)

Feb. 05, 2005 Payment Received in St. Louis(I864)

Feb. 08, 2005 Sent DS3032 to Portsmouth NH

Feb. 12, 2005 DS3032 Received by NVC

Mar. 04, 2005 Received IV Bill

Mar. 04, 2005 Sent IV Bill Payment

Mar. 08, 2005 Received I864

Mar. 19, 2005 Sent I864

Mar. 21, 2005 I864 Received my NVC

Apr. 18, 2005 Received DS230

Apr. 19, 2005 Sent DS230

Apr. 20, 2005 DS230 received by NVC (signed by S Merfeld)

Apr. 22, 2005 DS230 entered NVC system

Apr. 27, 2005 CASE COMPLETE

May 10, 2005 CASE SENT TO JUAREZ

Off to Cd. Juarez! :D

calls to NVC: 6

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CIUDAD JUAREZ, American Consulate:

Apr. 27, 2005 case completed at NVC.

May 10, 2005 in route to Juarez.

May 25, 2005 Case at consulate.

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panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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agree hermano Almaty.. she hates America

Herman the German?

Almaty's German?

Well I never!

:wow: I used to have a neighbor who was named that.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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pedroh Grand Master

pedroh   21

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y'all America haters.. tsk tsk tsk..

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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