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[Simply_Uno 1]

funnies for your tummies

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.

And then the fight started…

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started…

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

so, I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...

[ose_n_me 0]

OMG......I'm STUFFED!!!!! (Now I know how the turkey feels!!!!!!!!!)

[Zee Bee 61]

Good morning everyone!

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving

[Ta Ta 1]

Good morning.

[Ban Hammer 13,588]

charles, he has his wavos intact

I have to wait for his med. regimen to complete,

then I can get him snipped, clipped and zipped

you might want to check with mags about the potential problems about having a male cat snipped after they've started spraying. from what i understand, once they start it's unlikely for them to stop. that's why generally speaking, they are done around 6 months old, slightly longer for larger breed cats.

and good morning everyone. i hope all had a good thanksgiving.

[JIM & A.D. 0]

Good Morning All, Yes !! I had a great ThanksGiving with friends and family. Food was great, I have a lot of leftovers even for the weekend. That is if I dont get tired of it after diner today

[Nagishkaw 510]

Good Moaning!

[Simply_Uno 1]

hey everybody,

happy day after thanksgiving

p.s. charles, he doesn't spray. that was a fluke.

he doesn't like dirty litter boxes

He had to teach me than "he wont use it if its dirty"...he's got some nerve

not to mention he is sick (kitty cold)

but all in all, Uno is a happy "meowmy"

[Ban Hammer 13,588]

hey everybody,

happy day after thanksgiving

p.s. charles, he doesn't spray. that was a fluke.

he doesn't like dirty litter boxes

He had to teach me than "he wont use it if its dirty"...he's got some nerve

not to mention he is sick (kitty cold)

but all in all, Uno is a happy "meowmy"

maybe get one of those self cleaning ones?

[Perseverance 1]

hey everybody,

happy day after thanksgiving

p.s. charles, he doesn't spray. that was a fluke.

he doesn't like dirty litter boxes

He had to teach me than "he wont use it if its dirty"...he's got some nerve

not to mention he is sick (kitty cold)

but all in all, Uno is a happy "meowmy"

maybe get one of those self cleaning ones?

My friend has a cat that is the same way, so she got a self cleaning litter box (unless you meant self cleaning cat Charles ) her kitty was really afraid of the noise that the box made when it was cleaning its self!! She also said that the cleaning mechanism did not work very well if the kitty had uh ...the reeah if you know what I mean...ewww Anyway do you use clumping litter? That makes things easier for cleaning, I know those self cleaning boxes need the clumping litter. Those boxes are a little spendy but it might be worth the $$$ if it keeps you and the kitty in a happy place.

[Zee Bee 61]

Morning!!!

[Simply_Uno 1]

hey everybody,

happy day after thanksgiving

p.s. charles, he doesn't spray. that was a fluke.

he doesn't like dirty litter boxes

He had to teach me than "he wont use it if its dirty"...he's got some nerve

not to mention he is sick (kitty cold)

but all in all, Uno is a happy "meowmy"

maybe get one of those self cleaning ones?

My friend has a cat that is the same way, so she got a { self cleaning litter box } (unless you meant self cleaning cat Charles ) her kitty was really afraid of the noise that the box made when it was cleaning its self!! She also said that the cleaning mechanism did not work very well if the kitty had uh ...the reeah if you know what I mean...ewww Anyway do you use { clumping litter } That makes things easier for cleaning, I know those self cleaning boxes need the clumping litter.

{ Those boxes are a little spendy but it might be worth the $$$ if it keeps you and the kitty in a happy place. }

[Nagishkaw 510]

Howdy!

0h, cat box....which reminds me....

[Ban Hammer 13,588]

good morning all

[Ta Ta 1]

Good afternoon.