Sub-Saharan cyber cafe # 2

[Simply_Uno 1]

poor Peter he is the laughing stock of VJ and he does not even know it.....

I'm too sexy for my boa.........strutting down the cat walk.....the cat walk........

{please, no more visuals, my imaaagiiiination gets the best of me }

Mama cockroach and baby bug in Chinese food right over here in the US. In Perseverance's lunch to be exact.

Yesterday was her first time eating Chinese again after months of disgust.

LL almost puked seeing the pics and Peter the diva as photographer.

That's the story and we're sticking to it.

*gasping for air* LMAOOOOOOOOOO! Leave Peter alone

[stevi1123 0]

I hope Stevi got the rest and peace of mind that she needed over the weekend.

Thank you LL, and I did indeed get some rest. I feel renewed and re-invigorated now. Spent the weekend chatting on Yahoo with my SO, and that was exactly what the doctor ordered for both of us. I'm ready to jump back into Subbing again

Thank you much......Stevi

[Zee Bee 61]

I am tired, I am cranky.

Morning.

[ForeverAmen 0]

O! M! G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did I click on page 40 and saw the "extra's" in P's food?!?!?!??! YUCK!!!!!!

P - sorry for your experience, and I'm even more sorry that I saw it.

[Ta Ta 1]

Morning.

Hope your day gets better Zainab.

And where is Bassi's Zainab ???????????????

[Simply_Uno 1]

O! M! G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did I click on page 40 and saw the "extra's" in P's food?!?!?!??! YUCK!!!!!!

P - sorry for your experience, and I'm even more sorry that I saw it.

[Ta Ta 1]

One never knows what one wakes up to in the cafe

[Simply_Uno 1]

goooood morrrrnning!!!

okay, this is to make alll women feel good about themselves, esp. since the media has a different and narrow view of what beauty is.

Mirror Mirror

Shrek, Angelina Jolie (Beyonce for the sistazzz) and Brad Pitt (Denzel for the brothazz) were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world,

but how can I be sure?

Brad Pitt/Denzel said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've

never had it confirmed.'

Angelina Jolie/Beyonce agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but

sometimes I wonder.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were

true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to

confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the

most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again

the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror

told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Brad/Denzel perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man

alive'

But Angelina/Beyonce walked in looking sad and said . . .(scroll down)

Who the hell is UNO!?!?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yep, that's right!!!

{now all the ladies, take my name out and insert your own }

[Zee Bee 61]

Morning.

Hope your day gets better Zainab.

And where is Bassi's Zainab ???????????????

Thanks O. I just need to go back to bed.

But the day has not been a total loss, yet

[Simply_Uno 1]

Uno, you really need to consider a career in COMEDY!

There are so many times that I sit at this computer cracking-up with laughter from your posts. How do you put such animation into your words?

Thank you for brightening up my days and nights without even knowing it.

Stevi

I apologize in advance for getting off topic, but I must say that I agree with Stevi. Uno - I have no idea what field you are in, but I can say that you may have missed your calling. You absolutely should be a Comedian! You are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK ....

P.S. and thanks to UNO for her comedy relief....its nice to be able to laugh in between the tears sometimes.

{I'm putting this here, for the sake of not jacking someone elses thread...}

aaaahhh, okay.

I had to do some back tracking to see what Boaz and Ose were, speaking upon (I read last posts first).

Stevi, you have no idea what I have been through in the last 30?? years since I have been on this earth, and trust me, it aint been all good {now don't get me wrong, it aint been all bad either, but we don't all get the parents that we need or the nurturing and protection thats necessary to prevent us from becoming more dysfunctional than the original plan had intended}. Now that being said, I am in no way minimizing anyone elses trials and tribulations, cuz I know everyone that lives and breaths has "gone through" or is going through.

If I did not have my wit/sarcasm, I would be in tears 32 hours a day, 9 days a week, and "fo'hunnedsixtyleven" days a year. As I sat/sit here reading your words Stevi, tears came to my eyes. A woman I've never met has noticed my God-given talent that so many others have ridiculed and attempted to squelch. You have NO idea, what that means to me. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I have told a couple of people that if I can make just one person smile, impart a bit of wisdom to the wisdomless, inspired someone to follow their dreams, them my job is done. My job is to show others that the God I serve is real and he lives in me. Most people dont realize that at any given time YOU encounter someone, that may be the ONLY time they see Christ. I live by that. So if I have made you laugh, then my job is done and I thank you, Boaz, and for putting it out there.

Stevi, the animation comes from trying to reach each individual I interact with on a level we can all relate too.

oh, and my defaulted field is H.I.T.

UNO

Edited October 20, 2008 by UNO...

[Simply_Uno 1]

Mmmmobaaaaa????

where is your "starting a biz in your SO country" thread???

I can't find it

{and I'm is not gettin on da shawt buss today dangit!!!}

p.s. I had an I wanted to put out there

Edited October 20, 2008 by UNO...

[Ban Hammer 13,550]

i'm back!

[Simply_Uno 1]

i'm back!

dammit, I knew you were back (saw u on another thread), I was attemting to beat you to announcing your arrival to s.s.

glad you're back, howd the trip go??

[Ban Hammer 13,550]

i'm back!

dammit, I knew you were back (saw u on another thread), I was attemting to beat you to announcing your arrival to s.s.

glad you're back, howd the trip go??

it's good to be back home. i missed my putty tat!

although the thong bikinis everywhere sure kept me busy.

[Zee Bee 61]

Welcome back Charles :dance:

Hope you had a good trip