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IS YOUR HUSBAND THE SAME ONCE IN THE USA???

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In my opinion, men who pee on the toilet seat or on the wall are not subservient, but rather suffer from urinary incontinence :lol:

Sometimes I think I know everything, and I regain consciousness. Seen it all, done it all, forgot most of it....

So much plenitude, yet so much emptiness

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The Journey, Part I: I-129F (K-3)

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Medicals done in Nairobi 03/22/06

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In my opinion, men who pee on the toilet seat or on the wall are not subservient, but rather suffer from urinary incontinence :lol:

how about those the do it on the floor? :huh:

Daniel

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Ana (Mexico) ------ Daniel (California)(me)

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Sept. 11, 2004: Got married (civil), in Mexico :D

July 23, 2005: Church wedding

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Oct. 28, 2004: Mailed I-129F.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Nov. 3, 2004: NOA1!!!!

Nov. 5, 2004: Check Cashed!!

zzzz deep hibernationn zzzz

May 12, 2005 NOA2!!!! #######!!! huh???

off to NVC.

May 26, 2005: NVC approves I129F.

CR1(I-130):

Oct. 6, 2004: Mailed I-130.

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Oct. 8, 2004: I-130 Delivered to CSC in Laguna Niguel.

~Per USPS website's tracking tool.

Oct. 12, 2004 BCIS-CSC Signs for I-130 packet.

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Oct. 25, 2004 NOA1 (I-130) Go CSC!!

Jan. 05, 2005 Approved!!!! Off to NVC!!!!

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NVC:

Jan. 05, 2005 ---> in route from CSC

Jan. 12, 2005 Case entered system

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Feb. 08, 2005 Sent DS3032 to Portsmouth NH

Feb. 12, 2005 DS3032 Received by NVC

Mar. 04, 2005 Received IV Bill

Mar. 04, 2005 Sent IV Bill Payment

Mar. 08, 2005 Received I864

Mar. 19, 2005 Sent I864

Mar. 21, 2005 I864 Received my NVC

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Apr. 19, 2005 Sent DS230

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Apr. 22, 2005 DS230 entered NVC system

Apr. 27, 2005 CASE COMPLETE

May 10, 2005 CASE SENT TO JUAREZ

Off to Cd. Juarez! :D

calls to NVC: 6

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CIUDAD JUAREZ, American Consulate:

Apr. 27, 2005 case completed at NVC.

May 10, 2005 in route to Juarez.

May 25, 2005 Case at consulate.

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errrr.....everyone DOES know this thread is just a piss-take... no??? :huh::lol::lol::lol:

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In my opinion, men who pee on the toilet seat or on the wall are not subservient, but rather suffer from urinary incontinence :lol:

how about those the do it on the floor? :huh:

Daniel

:energetic:

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Seriously, have you noticed how dirty public toilets get? I think lots of folks either don't see where the seat is or they forgot the diapers at home!! :lol:

Sometimes I think I know everything, and I regain consciousness. Seen it all, done it all, forgot most of it....

So much plenitude, yet so much emptiness

everest-summit.jpg

The Journey, Part I: I-129F (K-3)

I 129F sent to Chicago 11/14/05

NOA1 12/14/05, received by snail mail 12/23/05

NOA2 01/17/06, received by snail mail 01/20/05

Received Packet "3" 02/17/06

Medicals done in Nairobi 03/22/06

VISA APPROVED in Nairobi 03/30/06

Husband arrives ni USA!

The Journey, Part II: EAD and AOS

EAD mailed to Chicago 05/17/06

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Fischkoepfin,

Although I'm neither foreign nor subservient, I do sit down to pee - a habit evolved from my bachelor days when if the toilet got dirty there was no one to clean it but myself. Being both lazy and squeemish, it was easiest to avoid spray and splatter in the first place.

Beyond that, we keep the lid down for esthetic reasons at all times so the 'workload' is essentially the same for all whether they stand or sit.

Yodrak

If your foreign husband is truly subservient, he will sit down to pee...

I think I love you! :luv::luv:(L)

If your foreign husband is truly subservient, he will sit down to pee... :lol:

But then, I can't really participate in this discussion since I'm one of those furrin wives brainwashed by the evil and men-hating ideology of feminism. I forgot what my place should be... ;)

I don't know if I used to be an Al Bundy type but right now I am an oppressed and totally disoriented USC husband.

I sit and pee when wifey is around but still STANDING TALL when she isn't.

:dance:

In the words of Paris Hilton! You're hot! :yes:

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wow, this thread is still going..i once knew a woman..who could stand up and piss...of course, i was drunk and she was drunk and never mind :blush:

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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wow, this thread is still going..i once knew a woman..who could stand up and piss...of course, i was drunk and she was drunk and never mind :blush:

"She" probably had an Adam's apple :lol:

1-21-09 Getting Naturalization documents together.

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wow, this thread is still going..i once knew a woman..who could stand up and piss...of course, i was drunk and she was drunk and never mind :blush:

"She" probably had an Adam's apple :lol:

nope./..just good finger dexterity........... :yes::devil:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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How do I train my american husband to put the toilet seat down?????????????? :help:

08/10/2009 - sent off I-751 to CA service center

08/16/2009 - check cashed

08/28/2009 - received NOA1

09/11/2009 - biometrics in Portland

03/30/2010 - done for the next 10 years.............

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oh my gawd,

i guess this is why i had to go to mexico to find a woman who could operate a toilet seat, however i did have to train her how to use an electric washing machine.

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How do I train my american husband to put the toilet seat down?????????????? :help:

You could try this....

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1-21-09 Getting Naturalization documents together.

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Disclaimer: i dunno nuthin bout birthin no babys, or bout imugrayshun.

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