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...is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?
Why does it seem to be such an enormous challenge for US women to put a toilet seat down? It's not that hard to do. Really. It's fairly easy to operate a toilet seat. You should try it sometime. ;)
The reason, Reinhard, is quite simple:

If YOU go to the bathroom and the seat is down, it doesn't really impede you much to still go pee, correct?

But if WE ladies sit down as we must in order to go pee, and if the seat is UP and we don't realize it....there's a BIG problem.

Soooooo...just put the DAMN SEAT DOWN, OK?! :yes:

But, you see, your azz would be just as wet if we were to pee w/o lifting that dang seat. Think about it. We do that lifting action just for you ladies. So why is it so much to ask that you ladies put that darn thang back down? :P

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...is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?
Why does it seem to be such an enormous challenge for US women to put a toilet seat down? It's not that hard to do. Really. It's fairly easy to operate a toilet seat. You should try it sometime. ;)
The reason, Reinhard, is quite simple:

If YOU go to the bathroom and the seat is down, it doesn't really impede you much to still go pee, correct?

But if WE ladies sit down as we must in order to go pee, and if the seat is UP and we don't realize it....there's a BIG problem.

Soooooo...just put the DAMN SEAT DOWN, OK?! :yes:

But, you see, your azz would be just as wet if we were to pee w/o lifting that dang seat. Think about it. We do that lifting action just for you ladies. So why is it so much to ask that you ladies put that darn thang back down? :P

I actually have to say that I am with you on this one Reinhart. I would much rather have to put the seat down than have him not lift it up. (And there you have reason 374 why my ex is my ex.) My male roommate NEVER puts the seat down, I usually remember to check before I sit. :) The hubby's pretty good about remembering, but it's not something I'd fight over. Leaving the cap of the toothpaste, now that I'd fight over.

We actually enjoyed watching The Man Show together... I love Spike TV. /shrug

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...is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?
Why does it seem to be such an enormous challenge for US women to put a toilet seat down? It's not that hard to do. Really. It's fairly easy to operate a toilet seat. You should try it sometime. ;)
The reason, Reinhard, is quite simple:

If YOU go to the bathroom and the seat is down, it doesn't really impede you much to still go pee, correct?

But if WE ladies sit down as we must in order to go pee, and if the seat is UP and we don't realize it....there's a BIG problem.

Soooooo...just put the DAMN SEAT DOWN, OK?! :yes:

But, you see, your azz would be just as wet if we were to pee w/o lifting that dang seat. Think about it. We do that lifting action just for you ladies. So why is it so much to ask that you ladies put that darn thang back down? :P

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has it ever downed on you. that learning to put the toilet seat down benifits you. what happens if its

3am you gotta take a poo. certainly, you need to sit down < I am assuming guys do this sitting down > - or your booty and your " johnson" will be WET. :whistle:

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...is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?
Why does it seem to be such an enormous challenge for US women to put a toilet seat down? It's not that hard to do. Really. It's fairly easy to operate a toilet seat. You should try it sometime. ;)
The reason, Reinhard, is quite simple:

If YOU go to the bathroom and the seat is down, it doesn't really impede you much to still go pee, correct?

But if WE ladies sit down as we must in order to go pee, and if the seat is UP and we don't realize it....there's a BIG problem.

Soooooo...just put the DAMN SEAT DOWN, OK?! :yes:

But, you see, your azz would be just as wet if we were to pee w/o lifting that dang seat. Think about it. We do that lifting action just for you ladies. So why is it so much to ask that you ladies put that darn thang back down? :P

As I tell my hubby:

I aim to please....

You aim too, please! :yes:

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...is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?
Why does it seem to be such an enormous challenge for US women to put a toilet seat down? It's not that hard to do. Really. It's fairly easy to operate a toilet seat. You should try it sometime. ;)
The reason, Reinhard, is quite simple:

If YOU go to the bathroom and the seat is down, it doesn't really impede you much to still go pee, correct?

But if WE ladies sit down as we must in order to go pee, and if the seat is UP and we don't realize it....there's a BIG problem.

Soooooo...just put the DAMN SEAT DOWN, OK?! :yes:

But, you see, your azz would be just as wet if we were to pee w/o lifting that dang seat. Think about it. We do that lifting action just for you ladies. So why is it so much to ask that you ladies put that darn thang back down? :P

As I tell my hubby:

I aim to please....

You aim too, please! :yes:

i figured your hu8sband use a bush or a sink... :yes:

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I personally think if you really love someone, those little things won't matter, you marry someone for the worst and the best.

Your husband might change after you marry him, but he will be the same great person, with same values, same feelings.

If you marry someone only because he is good at cooking and don't cook anymore, well maybe you should reconsider why you are marrying someone for cooking reason, when you can have the same pleasures with less troubles and at a cheap price in a restaurant, on top of that, you would not even have to wash his cloths.

The most important is the love you have between you two, and the values you share, your goals, the trust you have in each others. If you really have this, you can expect a wonderful life with your lover no matter if either one of you change or not.

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I personally think if you really love someone, those little things won't matter, you marry someone for the worst and the best.

Your husband might change after you marry him, but he will be the same great person, with same values, same feelings.

If you marry someone only because he is good at cooking and don't cook anymore, well maybe you should reconsider why you are marrying someone for cooking reason, when you can have the same pleasures with less troubles and at a cheap price in a restaurant, on top of that, you would not even have to wash his cloths.

The most important is the love you have between you two, and the values you share, your goals, the trust you have in each others. If you really have this, you can expect a wonderful life with your lover no matter if either one of you change or not.

what does that have to do with keeping him the subservient foreign man? :huh:

we dont want the subservient foreign man - to learn the Al Bundy ways.

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If your foreign husband is truly subservient, he will sit down to pee... :lol:

But then, I can't really participate in this discussion since I'm one of those furrin wives brainwashed by the evil and men-hating ideology of feminism. I forgot what my place should be... ;)

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If your foreign husband is truly subservient, he will sit down to pee... :lol:

But then, I can't really participate in this discussion since I'm one of those furrin wives brainwashed by the evil and men-hating ideology of feminism. I forgot what my place should be... ;)

I don't know if I used to be an Al Bundy type but right now I am an oppressed and totally disoriented USC husband.

I sit and pee when wifey is around but still STANDING TALL when she isn't.

:dance:

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If your foreign husband is truly subservient, he will sit down to pee... :lol:

But then, I can't really participate in this discussion since I'm one of those furrin wives brainwashed by the evil and men-hating ideology of feminism. I forgot what my place should be... ;)

I don't know if I used to be an Al Bundy type but right now I am an oppressed and totally disoriented USC husband.

I sit and pee when wifey is around but still STANDING TALL when she isn't.

:dance:

does she let you hold your nuts sometimes or they kept in a mason jar high on a shelf... :lol::lol::lol: speaking from past experiences..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Fischkoepfin,

Although I'm neither foreign nor subservient, I do sit down to pee - a habit evolved from my bachelor days when if the toilet got dirty there was no one to clean it but myself. Being both lazy and squeemish, it was easiest to avoid spray and splatter in the first place.

Beyond that, we keep the lid down for esthetic reasons at all times so the 'workload' is essentially the same for all whether they stand or sit.

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If your foreign husband is truly subservient, he will sit down to pee...
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Fischkoepfin,

Although I'm neither foreign nor subservient, I do sit down to pee - a habit evolved from my bachelor days when if the toilet got dirty there was no one to clean it but myself. Being both lazy and squeemish, it was easiest to avoid spray and splatter in the first place.

Beyond that, we keep the lid down for esthetic reasons at all times so the 'workload' is essentially the same for all whether they stand or sit.

Yodrak

If your foreign husband is truly subservient, he will sit down to pee...

In my book, you're ANDROGYNOUS and METROSEXUAL :yes:

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On her lawyer's advice, I relinquished half to the jar on the shelf. Tells myself,"hey with this half, I can still populate the whole world". Feeling TALL again. :thumbs:

:thumbs: damn, you are indeed a brillant man..i salute your wisdom :yes:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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If your foreign husband is truly subservient, he will sit down to pee... :lol:

But then, I can't really participate in this discussion since I'm one of those furrin wives brainwashed by the evil and men-hating ideology of feminism. I forgot what my place should be... ;)

I don't know if I used to be an Al Bundy type but right now I am an oppressed and totally disoriented USC husband.

I sit and pee when wifey is around but still STANDING TALL when she isn't.

:dance:

:lol::thumbs:

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