IS YOUR HUSBAND THE SAME ONCE IN THE USA???

[babybunny 2]

shon,

no te preocupes. no hay problema. es decir no hay problemas los que se encutran en un matrimonio regular.

buena suerte.

Daniel

:energetic:

no worries- that I dont want my man to become like Al bundy..

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

shon,

no te preocupes. no hay problema. es decir no hay problemas los que se encutran en un matrimonio regular.

buena suerte.

Daniel

:energetic:

no worries- that I dont want my man to become like Al bundy..

me agradece tu actitud.

Daniel

:energetic:

[babybunny 2]

i usually piss in the kitchen sink..a texas urinal.....sanita always has the seat down that way

barbarian! no american woman would stand for that!

Good thing he's not with one

omG Question 5 on the compat test

5. Are you more drawn toward

A: logical reasoning

B: emotional mumbo-jumbo

emotional mumbo jumbo

I clicked at random and came up with a profile...........he wanted a woman that wanted a lot of children! He better not be looking for an American woman, because we don't have any family values!!

Values? What's family values? Is that summat new at KFC to upsize a dinner cos we're non-dinner cookin heathens?

[almaty 19]

i usually piss in the kitchen sink..a texas urinal.....sanita always has the seat down that way

barbarian! no american woman would stand for that!

Good thing he's not with one

omG Question 5 on the compat test

5. Are you more drawn toward

A: logical reasoning

B: emotional mumbo-jumbo

emotional mumbo jumbo

sister lisa

[Uxorious 0]

Men are men! LOL There's some woman on Pluto yelling at her husband for leaving the seat up and drinking milk out of the carton.

My Henry has been here 7 months or so and he has already learned how to imitate Al Bundy from Married with Children...lounge on couch with hand in pants...remote in hand. Is Larry King THAT interesting??

To his credit, even though he works FT and is in school PT, he cooks fantastic meals when its his turn, irons his own clothes in a crunch (I do it normally). He washes dishes when its his turn and takes out the garbage all the time. He refuses to clean the bathroom and vacuum. He does not do windows (Gimy where did you get that emoticon ROFL) He also does not like putting away his clothes - even though I have washed and folded them. He is trying to get me to agree to the old "you take care of the inside of the house, I take care of the outside." As papa Bush said, "not gon do it; not gon do it. wouldn't be prudent at this juncture." All in all I can't complain.

Edited to say: I don't have to train him. His momma did a fine job. All her sons can cook really well and can fix anything.

Go easy on him lady. here's why

Man prefers jail to wife's nagging

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A man sentenced to nine months house arrest begged a judge to jail him instead because he couldn't stand his wife's nagging.

Algerian Ahmed S****, 24, was sentenced to a nine month curfew at home with his Italian wife in Ferrara, northern Italy.

But he went back to court after a week and begged the judge to jail him because he could not bear her nagging.

S**** was sentenced to nine months house arrest after breaching immigration regulations.

But he turned up at his local courtroom and begged to be taken into custody because he said he could no longer stand living with her, and would rather be behind bars, Corriere della Sera reported.

He said: "I need some peace."

A local court agreed to the S****'s request and he has been jailed for the rest of his sentence.

Man prefers jail to wife's nagging

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http://www.nomarriage.com/marrying_western_women.html

Edited May 25, 2006 by Uxorious

[thndrdancr 0]

I have already accused my husband of "becoming a typical American". When I first married him, he helped with the dishes, cooked, broomed the house and front porch every day, would work all day in the yard weeding and gardening, and put his clothes away after I washed them, and would even iron.

NOW...he is "TIRED" all the time when he does 1/3 of the stuff he did prior. Sigh.....

there nerve of him claiming to be " Tired "

your subservient foreign man- must have been influenced by them al bundys.

poor dear. I feel sorry for you.

Oh but he DOES put the toilet lid down, and cleans the sink after he shaves, no complaints really!

how did you train subservient foreign man? you keep him from watching TV and sitting in the

Lazy boy too long? whats your secret?

My secret...no cable...

He HAS been unduly influenced tho when at his cousins house, who has cable an THEN some.....

[Jaylen Brit 0]

Shon - LMFHO!! You were inspired here girl!

As for the topic - yeah mine was in the army (so he's a 'real man' not a limp-writsted liberal) - he can cook and clean and look after himself and his kids - he's not some sad act momma's boy who needs to be shown how to work the microwave or the washing machine, and he doesn't expect a mother instead of a wife

[TracyTN 237]

Holy s***, I leave the office for one afternoon and look what you guys get up to!

Hilarious!!!!!

Tracy, you're going to have to be veddy veddy careful when your man gets here. It is highly possible that his safe and courteous London cabbie driving skills could be corrupted by American male drivers careening about in LandRovers and Hummers..........

I think you're spot on! Not to mention the lorries that won't move over for you when you're trying to merge onto the Interstate. Not that this would have happened to me this morning. New words and gestures were created. It was awesome.

[kimlbs 0]

You guys are hilarious!!!!!!

Okay...maybe I am in the minority here but I really do not mind the farting as long as he helps around the house........occasionally cooking, laundry......running the vacuum.........

Oh, and for the toilet seat......I used to b!tch all the time about this so he has decided to try something new lately........he will go without even lifting it!!!!!ARGHHHH!!!! NOW I have to b!tch about wiping the seat since I do not like sitting in little wet spots!!!!

Now that is SOOOOO Al Bundy!!!!

[almaty 19]

You guys are hilarious!!!!!!

Okay...maybe I am in the minority here but I really do not mind the farting as long as he helps around the house........occasionally cooking, laundry......running the vacuum.........

Oh, and for the toilet seat......I used to b!tch all the time about this so he has decided to try something new lately........he will go without even lifting it!!!!!ARGHHHH!!!! NOW I have to b!tch about wiping the seat since I do not like sitting in little wet spots!!!!

Now that is SOOOOO Al Bundy!!!!

tell him to use the kitchen sink..hard to miss...and no wet spots except on the wall

[Uxorious 0]

You guys are hilarious!!!!!!

Okay...maybe I am in the minority here but I really do not mind the farting as long as he helps around the house........occasionally cooking, laundry......running the vacuum.........

Oh, and for the toilet seat......I used to b!tch all the time about this so he has decided to try something new lately........he will go without even lifting it!!!!!ARGHHHH!!!! NOW I have to b!tch about wiping the seat since I do not like sitting in little wet spots!!!!

Now that is SOOOOO Al Bundy!!!!

tell him to use the kitchen sink..hard to miss...and no wet spots except on the wall

My wife belongs to the western women group. The minute she arrived home (to stay) this time, she issued two edicts out of hand. One, I am to reduce watching this American trash TV 2) She wants me to sit on the toilet instead of stand and tinker my sprinkler. A wussy that I am as my handle (uxorious) indicates, I sit when she's around and S&S (stand and sprinkle) when she is'nt.

Edited May 25, 2006 by Uxorious

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

You guys are hilarious!!!!!!

Okay...maybe I am in the minority here but I really do not mind the farting as long as he helps around the house........occasionally cooking, laundry......running the vacuum.........

Oh, and for the toilet seat......I used to b!tch all the time about this so he has decided to try something new lately........he will go without even lifting it!!!!!ARGHHHH!!!! NOW I have to b!tch about wiping the seat since I do not like sitting in little wet spots!!!!

Now that is SOOOOO Al Bundy!!!!

tell him to use the kitchen sink..hard to miss...and no wet spots except on the wall

dpeneding on where ya live, doing out in the yard is ok.

Daniel

:energetic:

[Yodrak 7]

shonjaved,

Is it possible to train one's wife - alien or USC - to lift the seat back up when she's finished?

If feminists really want equality, and expect their husband's to lift the seat up to go, they should be prepared to put it down to go. (Or be prepared to sit on a wet seat.)

Yodrak

We heard how us independant feminest - will change the mind of the non independant feminest.

but, is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?

Edited May 25, 2006 by Yodrak

[Cassie 8]

two words peeps....

SEPARATE BATHROOMS

[joej 0]

shonjaved,

Is it possible to train one's wife - alien or USC - to lift the seat back up when she's finished?

If feminists really want equality, and expect their husband's to lift the seat up to go, they should be prepared to put it down to go. (Or be prepared to sit on a wet seat.)

Yodrak

We heard how us independant feminest - will change the mind of the non independant feminest.

but, is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?

gross

LMAO at this topic . I read through the other one yesterday. On a more serious note... from what I have seen, it is rare for someone to change old habbits and behaviors unless they themself want to.