IS YOUR HUSBAND THE SAME ONCE IN THE USA???

[Fandango 1,439]

i usually piss in the kitchen sink..a texas urinal.....sanita always has the seat down that way

barbarian! no american woman would stand for that!

Good thing he's not with one

omG Question 5 on the compat test

5. Are you more drawn toward

A: logical reasoning

B: emotional mumbo-jumbo

emotional mumbo jumbo

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

i usually piss in the kitchen sink..a texas urinal.....sanita always has the seat down that way

barbarian! no american woman would stand for that!

Good thing he's not with one

omG Question 5 on the compat test

5. Are you more drawn toward

A: logical reasoning

B: emotional mumbo-jumbo

emotional mumbo jumbo

I clicked at random and came up with a profile...........he wanted a woman that wanted a lot of children! He better not be looking for an American woman, because we don't have any family values!!

[Fandango 1,439]

i usually piss in the kitchen sink..a texas urinal.....sanita always has the seat down that way

barbarian! no american woman would stand for that!

Good thing he's not with one

omG Question 5 on the compat test

5. Are you more drawn toward

A: logical reasoning

B: emotional mumbo-jumbo

emotional mumbo jumbo

I clicked at random and came up with a profile...........he wanted a woman that wanted a lot of children! He better not be looking for an American woman, because we don't have any family values!!

Values? What's family values? Is that summat new at KFC to upsize a dinner cos we're non-dinner cookin heathens?

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

No silly girl, the Biggie sizes are because we fat b**ches are hungry!!!! Sheesh get it right!

[Nessa 23]

i liked this thread. I don't think men are capable to put the toilet seat down, if you see it down it's either because he didn't use the bathroom or he touched it by mistake and the toilet seat fell

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

In typical when in Rome do as Romans do, my hubby does not turn of the shower from the bottom (you know, the faucet) he turns it off from the top (the shower) and when I go to shower if I don't look, I turn it on and get drenched unexpectedly. I hate that....I like to let teh water get warm from the faucet and THEN switch to shower mode. You ladies get me???

On a good note, I can always tell when he's showered.....if he did not, then the knobs are as I left them. Lucky for him, he's clean and likes to shower. But how long before he becomes americanized and starts to smell an scratch....down there??? I am scurred!

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

Okay shhh don't you gals go spreading this to certain post, because it might ruin my "American Woman" reputation. We wouldn't want the others finding out that I notice and appreciate the little things my hubby does for me.

The first time I witnessed my husband cleaning off the rim of the toilet, closing the lid, flushing and then proceeding to the sink to wash his hands, I must admit I thought it was a big fat bunch of hawg wash trying to just reel me in! Three years later he still does this consistently, and it is much appreciated! What is even better is when he has taken several of our SIX boys in to the bathroom and demonstrated this process. Sighhhhh I love that man!

In typical when in Rome do as Romans do, my hubby does not turn of the shower from the bottom (you know, the faucet) he turns it off from the top (the shower) and when I go to shower if I don't look, I turn it on and get drenched unexpectedly. I hate that....I like to let teh water get warm from the faucet and THEN switch to shower mode. You ladies get me???

On a good note, I can always tell when he's showered.....if he did not, then the knobs are as I left them. Lucky for him, he's clean and likes to shower. But how long before he becomes americanized and starts to smell an scratch....down there??? I am scurred!

This ranks up there with toilet paper over the top or under!

[tmma 467]

i usually piss in the kitchen sink..a texas urinal.....sanita always has the seat down that way

barbarian! no american woman would stand for that!

Good thing he's not with one

omG Question 5 on the compat test

5. Are you more drawn toward

A: logical reasoning

B: emotional mumbo-jumbo

emotional mumbo jumbo

:lol:

[*Robert* 2]

Boy! I love this thread too.

Point counter- point

Here's where many American men are coming from I guess

http://www.nomarriage.com/faq.html#personal

enjoy

Couldn't agree more!!!

A modern western woman is fine for a short-term relationship (particularly if it's mostly focused on sex). The problems start after marriage, particularly after you have children. A modern western woman is raised to become an awful wife. Nothing can be done about it; the problems are in her head and they are 100% incurable and only get worse the more you are with her.

Heh heh... you guys crack me up.

But seriously... what's the big deal about putting the seat down? Would someone please explain that to me?

Scenario:

It is 3 am on a cold winters night. You clumsily make your way to the bathroom, half asleep. You go to have a sit down, when you suddenly realise the toilet is atleast an inch shorter than it should be, by then it is to late to catch yourself and "KA PLONK".

And what happens if the lid is down as well?!!! You spray all over yourself and the lid?! Bwahahahaha

[TracyTN 237]

Holy s***, I leave the office for one afternoon and look what you guys get up to!

Hilarious!!!!!

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

Scenario:

It is 3 am on a cold winters night. You clumsily make your way to the bathroom, half asleep. You go to have a sit down, when you suddenly realise the toilet is atleast an inch shorter than it should be, by then it is to late to catch yourself and "KA PLONK".

And what happens if the lid is down as well?!!! You spray all over yourself and the lid?! Bwahahahaha

Sounds like a personal problem! Hey though, look on the bright side wouldn't you rather have it on your feet versus......... (__)__) ?

Holy s***, I leave the office for one afternoon and look what you guys get up to!

Hilarious!!!!!

Welcome home!

[pj1959us 0]

Okay shhh don't you gals go spreading this to certain post, because it might ruin my "American Woman" reputation. We wouldn't want the others finding out that I notice and appreciate the little things my hubby does for me.

The first time I witnessed my husband cleaning off the rim of the toilet, closing the lid, flushing and then proceeding to the sink to wash his hands, I must admit I thought it was a big fat bunch of hawg wash trying to just reel me in! Three years later he still does this consistently, and it is much appreciated! Sighhhhh I love that man!

Hey! David has always done that, and still does!!!! Did they learn it from their proper English mums? If so, God Bless Them, One And All!

[rebeccajo 14]

Holy s***, I leave the office for one afternoon and look what you guys get up to!

Hilarious!!!!!

Tracy, you're going to have to be veddy veddy careful when your man gets here. It is highly possible that his safe and courteous London cabbie driving skills could be corrupted by American male drivers careening about in LandRovers and Hummers..........

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

shon,

no te preocupes. no hay problema. es decir no hay problemas los que se encutran en un matrimonio regular.

buena suerte.

Daniel

:energetic:

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

Okay shhh don't you gals go spreading this to certain post, because it might ruin my "American Woman" reputation. We wouldn't want the others finding out that I notice and appreciate the little things my hubby does for me.

The first time I witnessed my husband cleaning off the rim of the toilet, closing the lid, flushing and then proceeding to the sink to wash his hands, I must admit I thought it was a big fat bunch of hawg wash trying to just reel me in! Three years later he still does this consistently, and it is much appreciated! Sighhhhh I love that man!

Hey! David has always done that, and still does!!!! Did they learn it from their proper English mums? If so, God Bless Them, One And All!

God rest that darling womans soul, she created the perfect man as far as I am concerned. Maybe she knew in his future he would marry some corrupted lazy good for nothing American gal, that would constantly whine about the toilet seat being left up.