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IS YOUR HUSBAND THE SAME ONCE IN THE USA???

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I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top :lol:

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

DEAN!

What the hell IS it with you and pissing in SINKS, man?! :no:

I told him before he is nasty and I am gonna tell Sanita! :yes:

It reminds me of that early Eddie Murphy standup comedy where his grandma catches him washing his ####### in the sink. :dead::bonk:

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We heard how us independant feminest - will change the mind of the non independant feminest.

but, is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?

My husband is American and he doesnt do it either way lol

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I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top :lol:

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

DEAN!

What the hell IS it with you and pissing in SINKS, man?! :no:

a..........a......... just some advice i got when i was in new mexico :blush::blush:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top :lol:

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

DEAN!

What the hell IS it with you and pissing in SINKS, man?! :no:

a..........a......... just some advice i got when i was in new mexico :blush::blush:

was this from the lady who could piss staing up? :huh:

Daniel

:energetic:

Ana (Mexico) ------ Daniel (California)(me)

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Sept. 11, 2004: Got married (civil), in Mexico :D

July 23, 2005: Church wedding

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K3(I-129F):

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~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Nov. 3, 2004: NOA1!!!!

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zzzz deep hibernationn zzzz

May 12, 2005 NOA2!!!! #######!!! huh???

off to NVC.

May 26, 2005: NVC approves I129F.

CR1(I-130):

Oct. 6, 2004: Mailed I-130.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

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~Per USPS website's tracking tool.

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Jan. 05, 2005 Approved!!!! Off to NVC!!!!

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Jan. 05, 2005 ---> in route from CSC

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Feb. 01, 2005 Wife received DS3032(Choice of Agent)

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Off to Cd. Juarez! :D

calls to NVC: 6

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May 25, 2005 Case at consulate.

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I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top :lol:

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

DEAN!

What the hell IS it with you and pissing in SINKS, man?! :no:

a..........a......... just some advice i got when i was in new mexico :blush::blush:

was this from the lady who could piss staing up? :huh:

Daniel

:energetic:

:lol::lol::thumbs:

I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top :lol:

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

DEAN!

What the hell IS it with you and pissing in SINKS, man?! :no:

I told him before he is nasty and I am gonna tell Sanita! :yes:

It reminds me of that early Eddie Murphy standup comedy where his grandma catches him washing his ####### in the sink. :dead::bonk:

:lol::lol::lol:

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almaty Grand Master

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I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top :lol:

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

DEAN!

What the hell IS it with you and pissing in SINKS, man?! :no:

a..........a......... just some advice i got when i was in new mexico :blush::blush:

was this from the lady who could piss staing up? :huh:

Daniel

:energetic:

yes it was..she was wise beyond her years :yes: and talented...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Either that or some people have NO Humour :whistle:

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Nope......no matter how many times you say it Frances. LOL

LOL I KNOW! :lol: Just goes to show people don't erad the entire thread...just the first post...hehehe

I erad it :yes::whistle:

oi you! :angry::lol:

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I don't know if I used to be an Al Bundy type but right now I am an oppressed and totally disoriented USC husband.

I sit and pee when wifey is around but still STANDING TALL when she isn't.

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This has got to be a Classic Quote! This right here is how subservient foreign man should be trained.

PROPS to his dear sweet wife!!

(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)

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