IS YOUR HUSBAND THE SAME ONCE IN THE USA???

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

wow, this thread is still going..i once knew a woman..who could stand up and piss...of course, i was drunk and she was drunk and never mind

Thank God you found Sanita, to rescue you from such debauchery!

My husband is not a dog... there will be no "training" going on here

Talk to us in 6 months.

Face it ladies - if your man can't aim his pee-pee thru a HUGE hole like that on a toilet seat then your sex life has NO chance :lol:

I looooove Benny Hill. RIP

oh my gawd,

i guess this is why i had to go to mexico to find a woman who could operate a toilet seat, however i did have to train her how to use an electric washing machine.

My husband is not a dog... there will be no "training" going on here

By comments like these I'm guessing peeps STILL haven't realized this thread is one big piss-take????

Nope......no matter how many times you say it Frances. LOL

wow, this thread is still going..i once knew a woman..who could stand up and piss...of course, i was drunk and she was drunk and never mind

"She" probably had an Adam's apple

And a goatee!

[Sister Fracas 5]

Either that or some people have NO Humour

Nope......no matter how many times you say it Frances. LOL

LOL I KNOW! Just goes to show people don't erad the entire thread...just the first post...hehehe

[bhajishah 4]

The toilet, it always has clean water splashed on it (i suspect he hook up some kind of water hose from the sink or somthing)

the dishes he wont do

but i do love to watch him vacuum, gets the extension out and in the corners under the couches and so on, what a turn on

[joyeann 0]

I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top

[Euro 3]

Either that or some people have NO Humour

Nope......no matter how many times you say it Frances. LOL

LOL I KNOW! Just goes to show people don't erad the entire thread...just the first post...hehehe

I erad it

[babybunny 2]

"She" probably had an Adam's apple

And a goatee!

[Dixie_Peach 1]

this thread is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY funny!

[almaty 19]

I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

[babybunny 2]

I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

I knew when I saw dean posted.. there would be something funny..

[joyeann 0]

No Way!! He's not pissing in my sink!! He can go piss up the tree or off the balcony. Besides off the balcony is kinda fun to watch

I am glad I have a short name, by winter he should have had enough practice!!

[almaty 19]

No Way!! He's not pissing in my sink!! He can go piss up the tree or off the balcony. Besides off the balcony is kinda fun to watch

I am glad I have a short name, by winter he should have had enough practice!!

a..it may get cold..okay if not the bathroom sink..how about the kitchen sink..larger and easier to hit...

[babybunny 2]

No Way!! He's not pissing in my sink!! He can go piss up the tree or off the balcony. Besides off the balcony is kinda fun to watch

I am glad I have a short name, by winter he should have had enough practice!!

YESS that gives me an idea! maybe my doggie can train javed to go outside and

" tee tee " up the tree

[joyeann 0]

I'm telling you! If he starts peeing in my sinks, I will put him in depends! He won't have to worry about missing then!!

[Sharon 1]

I think that I am going to need to live in the woods that way he can pee up a tree and stay out of my bathroom!!

On the other hand I am going to take him to the grand canyon so he can pee off the top

just have him piss in the bathroom sink////

DEAN!

What the hell IS it with you and pissing in SINKS, man?!

[tigretigre 0]

I'm telling you, poop is the Great Equalizer of humankind.

Even urinating is fraught with polarizing gender differences: men stand up to pee, women don't.

However, everybody eventually has to take a dump.

And for that, my friends, we put the seat down and we sit, be we male, female, or some of each.

Rather than making the toilet seat the focus of our differences and conflicts as men and women, let us simply leave the seat down in homage to our common ground as human beings.