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How do I train my american husband to put the toilet seat down?????????????? :help:

You're still around. Cool. Hope you're doing well!

Anyway, just put him in charge of cleaning the bathroom. It works wonders...

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Face it ladies - if your man can't aim his pee-pee thru a HUGE hole like that on a toilet seat then your sex life has NO chance :lol: :lol:

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We heard how us independant feminest - will change the mind of the non independant feminest.

but, is it possible to train your non usa husband to put the toilet seat down?

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Face it ladies - if your man can't aim his pee-pee thru a HUGE hole like that on a toilet seat then your sex life has NO chance :lol: :lol:

good point sister :yes:

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I once read an article about how if you don't put the seat down germs can travel out of the toilet and get on your toothbrush and other personal things you have lying around in there... YUCK! Good enough reason for me right there for anyone man or woman to keep not only the seat but the lid down as well.

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I once read an article about how if you don't put the seat down germs can travel out of the toilet and get on your toothbrush and other personal things you have lying around in there... YUCK! Good enough reason for me right there for anyone man or woman to keep not only the seat but the lid down as well.

There are so many germs in the air that those from the toilet don't make a difference. The ones you'd truly have to worry about are dependent on contact anyway and who puts their toothbrush in the toilet?

Btw, keeping the lid up prevents mold growing in the toilet. And that is something you don't want in the air; mold is a high allergene, can cause illnesses and the spores travel by air even if the lid is closed...

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Face it ladies - if your man can't aim his pee-pee thru a HUGE hole like that on a toilet seat then your sex life has NO chance :lol: :lol:

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How do I train my american husband to put the toilet seat down?????????????? :help:

You're still around. Cool. Hope you're doing well!

Anyway, just put him in charge of cleaning the bathroom. It works wonders...

:thumbs: that's what i did... though i pray for the day when he can do it as well as i can. :whistle:

now if i could just get the remote back, and get him to stop using a fresh cup everytime he gets something to drink... :wacko:

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oh my gawd,

i guess this is why i had to go to mexico to find a woman who could operate a toilet seat, however i did have to train her how to use an electric washing machine.

My husband is not a dog... there will be no "training" going on here :no:

By comments like these I'm guessing peeps STILL haven't realized this thread is one big piss-take???? :blink::lol::lol::lol:

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oh my gawd,

i guess this is why i had to go to mexico to find a woman who could operate a toilet seat, however i did have to train her how to use an electric washing machine.

My husband is not a dog... there will be no "training" going on here :no:

By comments like these I'm guessing peeps STILL haven't realized this thread is one big piss-take???? :blink::lol::lol::lol:

Either that or some people have NO Humour :whistle:

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