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Republicans

John McCain

Thoughts On Torture:

Doesn't support stuff he couldn't handle

Saturday Night Live Appearance:

Solid

Where He'd Be If Not Running For President:

Dead

Awards:

Distinguished Flying Cross (Vietnam War); Silver Star (World War II); Bronze Star (Crimean War)

Inspiring Example:

Co-sponsored a campaign finance act with Democrat Russ Feingold, the aim of which is to leave every campaigner as broke as McCain and Feingold

Sarah Palin

Largest Budget Allocation:

The Wasilla Pipeline To God

Advice For Women Beginning In Politics:

"If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you too can have a rich, powerful man come and whisk you off to Washington."

Beauty Contest Victories:

1984 Miss Wasilla, 1984 Miss Alaska, 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential Nomination

Unwed Pregnant Teens Receiving Funding From Palin Administration:

1

General Political Philosophy:

Chestnut brown with amber highlights

Democrats

Barack ObamaBarack Obama

Issues:

Pro-hopes, also supports dreams

Favorite Way To Mollify Supporters:

Nodding solemnly while gripping podium

Political Experience:

(2005–) Junior Senator from Illinois. Working directly under Senior Senator Richard Durbin himself, duties included fact-checking and copyediting the 2006 highway appropriations amendment bill. Member, Illinois State Senate (1997-2004)

Odds Of Pop-Locking During Inauguration:

1 in 12

Personal Best For Getting Digits:

32 seconds

Difficulty Catching A Cab:

Moderate

Joe Biden

Political And Influential Reach:

So great that no fewer than 18 states think that he is their senator

Political Drawback:

Always speaks his mind, a sometimes risky proposition since suffering aneurysm in 1998.

Biggest Vulnerability:

By now, media attention may startle him

If You Click "Meet Joe Biden" Link On barackobama.com:

Joe Biden appears at your door within 3 hours

Best Kept Secret:

This ultimate Beltway Insider has actually spent long periods of time living inside senators such as Ted Kennedy and Orin Hatch in mutually beneficial symbiotic relationships

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Way to get right to the heart of the issues, jundp. :P

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Sarah Palin

Largest Budget Allocation:

The Wasilla Pipeline To God

This one made my LOL for ten minutes, my sides almost split. God's pipeline. I am so offended by this spendthrift budget plan I just couldn't vote for her. :P

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jundp Mentor

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I love The Onion. :)

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If You Click "Meet Joe Biden" Link On barackobama.com:

Joe Biden appears at your door within 3 hours

my fav

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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If You Click "Meet Joe Biden" Link On barackobama.com:

Joe Biden appears at your door within 3 hours

my fav

Mine too. :lol:

They forgot to add:

"With Pizza and Beer"

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

 

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