Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

[Marilyn. 340]

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.

Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.

"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.

Arrested was Antonio Vasquez Jr., 21, of Fresno.

Burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8 a.m. Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.

Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.

After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.

Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.

"I tell you, this was one weird case."

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html

[akdiver 3]

at least he only whacked the guy with the sausage instead of inserting it in him.

[Carlawarla 1]

The article I read said the assailant left his wallet at the scene. I read this article in the weekend paper and laughed. I know, I shouldn't have, because they did get assaulted, but I was imagining the spice rubbing and some kind of long limp sausage....

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.

only in california!

[Nagishkaw 510]

This is a good chuckle ! Maybe he is related to the bike raper and the fence humper ??

[Marilyn. 340]

The article I read said the assailant left his wallet at the scene. I read this article in the weekend paper and laughed. I know, I shouldn't have, because they did get assaulted, but I was imagining the spice rubbing and some kind of long limp sausage....

yeah it mentions it in this article too... the part I am curious about is why he was only wearing boxer shirts, a t-shirt and socks.. what was he up to in there???

"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.

[almaty 19]

This is a good chuckle ! Maybe he is related to the bike raper and the fence humper ??

lol..but there is nothing wrong with fence humping

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I would think it would be embarrassing to have to admit that you were assaulted with a meat product -

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

This is a good chuckle ! Maybe he is related to the bike raper and the fence humper ??

lol..but there is nothing wrong with fence humping

so that explains all them fences you have!

[almaty 19]

no comment.....where are those tweezers at?

Edited September 10, 2008 by almaty