The End of the World is Near

[HAL 9000 96]

Death by black hole would be swift and presumably if painful, only for a nano second. I actually hope they do manage to create a black hole, that would be incredibly cool. Is it remotely possible that they might?

Well, the theory goes that the closer you get to the event horizon the slower time goes. So in effect when you reach the horizon time would stop. It might not be very nice.

But what would explain time going backwards, as in the latest K-1 processing timeline from USCIS?

You forget to consider that K-1 timelines are already inside the black hole...

[brnidokiegurl 0]

didnt even read this but if the end is near it better wait until after interview

[symbiosis 0]

Death by black hole would be swift and presumably if painful, only for a nano second. I actually hope they do manage to create a black hole, that would be incredibly cool. Is it remotely possible that they might?

Well, the theory goes that the closer you get to the event horizon the slower time goes. So in effect when you reach the horizon time would stop. It might not be very nice.

But what would explain time going backwards, as in the latest K-1 processing timeline from USCIS?

You forget to consider that K-1 timelines are already inside the black hole...

[one...two...tree 2,762]

We will make all of you suffer.

I'll give you back your slide-rule-like square root calculator if you promise not to unleash your black hole magik on me and my family.

[HAL 9000 96]

We will make all of you suffer.

I'll give you back your slide-rule-like square root calculator if you promise not to unleash your black hole magik on me and my family.

Be still Steven. You will not suffer any pain.

(And to think I was in the 'cool and quiet crowd' in HS)

[one...two...tree 2,762]

We will make all of you suffer.

I'll give you back your slide-rule-like square root calculator if you promise not to unleash your black hole magik on me and my family.

Be still Steven. You will not suffer any pain.

(And to think I was in the 'cool and quiet crowd' in HS)

I confess...I actually hung out with the geeks in HS, accept I didn't have the GPA to match. I was more like a nerd groupie.

[HAL 9000 96]

We have until tomorrow!!!!!

[HAL 9000 96]

OK... looks like we're still here.

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[Hilarious Clinton 452]

OK... looks like we're still here.

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ummm they are just testing the equipment now (calibrating). The actual big bang test is several weeks away.

[silvanski 1]

Death by black hole would be swift and presumably if painful, only for a nano second.

OK but how you're gonna explain that to the insurance company