Stopped By the Police

[brnidokiegurl 0]

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding on I-80 and has the

following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's

card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman

who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK

Driver: Yes, sir.

Upon hearing this last admission, the officer immediately called his

Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain

approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

The license was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a

gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was no gun in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's

a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you

told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the

glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

[Yaads 0]

Tricky tricky

[Marcos Heidi 0]

hysterical!! I've heard that one before but still VERY funny!!

[Nessa 23]

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[JeanneVictoria 55]

[IAMX 3,055]

Officer: License and registration.

Person: Sure! Here, officer, hold my beer for me. *hands half-full beer can to officer*

[natty bumppo 297]

the guy didn't tell the P.O. the nuisance fly buzzing by as they spoke was a ... circle fly?

[filirican 3]

this is really funny!! i can use this! lol!

[William33 110]

Funny joke, but in reality, you would be under arrest by the 1st response.....

[IAMX 3,055]

Funny joke, but in reality, you would be under arrest by the 1st response.....

Funny joke, but in reality the officer would check to see they, in fact, have no DUI's. But this isn't about reality anyways.

[William33 110]

Funny joke, but in reality, you would be under arrest by the 1st response.....

Funny joke, but in reality the officer would check to see they, in fact, have no DUI's. But this isn't about reality anyways.

I realize that...

No license is cause for an arrest, not to mention lying to the police.

[IAMX 3,055]

Funny joke, but in reality, you would be under arrest by the 1st response.....

Funny joke, but in reality the officer would check to see they, in fact, have no DUI's. But this isn't about reality anyways.

I realize that...

No license is cause for an arrest, not to mention lying to the police.

In this case, he's not lying.. he did tell the truth later on. Messing with an officer is perfectly fine.

[Muh and me 18]