~Say Anything Thread~

[DARUMA07 25]

Just when I thought this was going to get juicy. Got excited for nothing!

I work with plenty of Azzholes. Where can I buy this?

[sunandmoon 450]

[sunandmoon 450]

guess this is what you'd call truth in advertising...

[sunandmoon 450]

A stranger was seated next to a little, girl on the

airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you

strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed

it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you

like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about

nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,

and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a

deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a

flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried

grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's

intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have

no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel

qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know

sh#t?

[DARUMA07 25]

All the old Rockers are dying. Billy Powell, the piano player for Lynyrd Skynyrd died yesterday at the age of 56. Here is the best Southern Rock song of all time. This one is for you Billy Powell....................

[jom 4]

Nice vidoes!

I am here in New Orleans and ready to fly back home since I arrived here last Monday. I miss Myla so much!!! She started working last Monday and she is having a great time. She is happy being out there again and excited to get her first pay check, lol. She has also started reviewing for her NCLEX-RN exam. I am just so happy that she is happy.

Good day everyone!

[DARUMA07 25]

Nice vidoes!

I am here in New Orleans and ready to fly back home since I arrived here last Monday. I miss Myla so much!!! She started working last Monday and she is having a great time. She is happy being out there again and excited to get her first pay check, lol. She has also started reviewing for her NCLEX-RN exam. I am just so happy that she is happy.

Good day everyone!

That is great Joe... I know that you are very proud of her. Good Luck Myla on your exam!

A stranger was seated next to a little, girl on the

airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you

strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed

it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you

like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about

nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,

and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a

deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a

flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried

grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's

intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have

no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel

qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know

sh#t?

That is what I call a smart little girl!.....

[spikeyflip 0]

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[sunandmoon 450]

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brilliant for those who sleep with a blanket hog.

[sunandmoon 450]

All the old Rockers are dying. Billy Powell, the piano player for Lynyrd Skynyrd died yesterday at the age of 56. Here is the best Southern Rock song of all time. This one is for you Billy Powell....................

it's sad that he has passed, but he lives on thru the music.

like a song says, todays music aint got the same soul, I like that old time rock n roll...

[DARUMA07 25]

Speaking of Old Time Rock n Roll.....

Edited February 3, 2009 by DARUMA07

[DARUMA07 25]

Another Bob Seger classic.....

[sunandmoon 450]

When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this...

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print, there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so glad I do not work in Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS

SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB....

THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE #### THAN YOURS.

[DARUMA07 25]

When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this...

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print, there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so glad I do not work in Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS

SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB....

THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE #### THAN YOURS.

Thanks Roy! It makes me appreciate my job a whole lot more now... Wouldn't want to be the Quality Control tester for Johnson & Johnson,,,,

[MJ3lasvegas 0]

i feel so bad right now..

i talked to this girl @ YM whoose from VJ too, shes from paranaque.

she was so mean when we talked, i never expected her to act like so.

she even called me probinsiyana and a b!tch..

i feel bad about the whole thing

she has not been interviewed yet but she acting so mean and arrogant..

im sorry guys if i had to vent this out to you..

i just feel bad about people who act superior just because they're NOT from the province

kahit promdi kami (cebu)..my parents never taught us to be mean to people from manila, bohol or paranaque..

she even told me "nangangarap ako ng magandang buhay"..

i hope shes reading this post..

i really dont wanna brag but i just wanna defend myself kahit dito lang sa OT:

look alexkat,

i NEVER dreamt of having a better life when i married my husband (filipino din)

to be honest, my life in pinas was great..

i have people do things for me..

i came here in america for the 1st time when i was in elementary..

so please dont brand me as a gold-digging probinsiyana ####### coz im not

america is nice but its NOT all dreamland..

people here work hard to earn good,

if you let your arrogance beat your character, i doubt you'll get along with people from here..

even filipinas

if youre a nurse,

im a nurse back there too but when i got here, im not, and thats gonna be the same in your case

i dont need any apology..(coz i know youd not even thing about that)

but please, be human..

even if im a probinsiyana, im filipina and i have feelings..