~Say Anything Thread~

[Pinay Wife 47]

Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery!

Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules

We follow the Nike rule in our house and that is:

JUST DO IT!!! (Pinay Wife to hubby, son and dog)

[sunandmoon 450]

Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery!

Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules

you mean rules like these.....

Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big #######, we know you don't.

8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.

[shining_angel 0]

Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT. :dance:

[shining_angel 0]

We follow the Nike rule in our house and that is:

JUST DO IT!!! (Pinay Wife to hubby, son and dog)

I call both my hubby and my dog - baby bop. And he (the hubby) kind of not like it He knows how to follow the nike rule sometimes too.

[DARUMA07 25]

Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery!

Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules

We follow the Nike rule in our house and that is:

JUST DO IT!!! (Pinay Wife to hubby, son and dog)

That ain't fair!

Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery!

Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules

you mean rules like these.....

Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big #######, we know you don't.

8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.

You know! We will never ever win with these Filipinas ganging up on us Roy! See what Geene started!

Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT.

Only when they are sleeping...

We follow the Nike rule in our house and that is:

JUST DO IT!!! (Pinay Wife to hubby, son and dog)

I call both my hubby and my dog - baby bop. And he (the hubby) kind of not like it He knows how to follow the nike rule sometimes too.

That ain't what Shaun told me Geene.... He said he is the Master of the House and whatever you say shall be done... Try to figure that one out? I have to behave myself because it's getting cooler at night and I don't have any heat in my doghouse...

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT.

Only when they are sleeping undressing...

fixxored

[sunandmoon 450]

Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery!

Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules

you mean rules like these.....

Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

I'm going to miss this one....

[DARUMA07 25]

Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT.

Only when they are sleeping undressing...

fixxored

Your the Man! Lets see what kind of reaction you will get from that Charles. Just might be a Jeepney full of Wild Filipinas pull up to your house...

[DARUMA07 25]

Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery!

Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules

you mean rules like these.....

Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

I'm going to miss this one....

.... You like doing that too Roy?

[I luv my chappara 0]

MEN USE THEIR HEAD TO RULE THE WORLD...

BUT WOMEN CONTROL MEN's HEAD :devil:

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men are always right

--------before they will see naked women

Edited October 1, 2008 by I luv my chappara

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT.

Only when they are sleeping undressing...

fixxored

Your the Man! Lets see what kind of reaction you will get from that Charles. Just might be a Jeepney full of Wild Filipinas pull up to your house...

are they gonna be undressing?

[DARUMA07 25]

MEN USE THEIR HEAD TO RULE THE WORLD...

BUT WOMEN CONTROL MEN's HEAD

==================

men are always right

--------before they will see naked women

After we see naked woman, our brains turn to mush... It will make the strongest man fall to his knees!

Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT.

Only when they are sleeping undressing...

fixxored

Your the Man! Lets see what kind of reaction you will get from that Charles. Just might be a Jeepney full of Wild Filipinas pull up to your house...

are they gonna be undressing?

.... If they are, I want to be there!

[sunandmoon 450]

Women's rules for men

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

MEN USE THEIR HEAD TO RULE THE WORLD...

BUT WOMEN CONTROL MEN's HEAD :devil:

yeah we know, we've seen rule 18...

[I luv my chappara 0]

Women's rules for men

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

MEN USE THEIR HEAD TO RULE THE WORLD...

BUT WOMEN CONTROL MEN's HEAD :devil:

yeah we know, we've seen rule 18...

:blink: uh oh.. that's not what I mean.

Edited October 1, 2008 by I luv my chappara

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

Women's rules for men

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

MEN USE THEIR HEAD TO RULE THE WORLD...

BUT WOMEN CONTROL MEN's HEAD :devil:

yeah we know, we've seen rule 18...