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My wife likes my cocktails... :devil:

I wonder what Cocktail would that be sheriff:P

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"Our Wedding Prayer"

Lord,help us to remember when we first met,and the strong love that grew between us.

To work the love into practical things so nothing can divide us

Grant us a Love that grows stronger with each passing year.

We ask for words both kind and loving

and for hearts always ready to ask forgiveness as well as to forgive.

Guide us to overcome every challenge

and keep our dreams pure to each other always.

Dear Lord,we put our marriage into Your hands.Amen

If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.
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My wife likes my cocktails... :devil:

...... and ####### is one of your cocktails, ain't it Sheriff? :star::star::star:

i bet sex on the beach is another.

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Like the OP, AJAnTESS, who incidentally is my H2B (thanks for the acronym, mrsartis at post #14), I'm into cocktails with gin in them, e.g., Tom Collins and White Lady. By the way, my H2B left a half jug of fresh tuba when he was here in Davao in June. He says he likes his Ilocano sugar cane wine (basi) better! :star::star::star:

Hi honey ..... how are things in Davao today? I remember you also like it Hard and Harder, right? :star::star::star:

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My wife likes my cocktails... :devil:

...... and ####### is one of your cocktails, ain't it Sheriff? :star::star::star:

i bet sex on the beach is another.

Reckon Angel's ####### is one of 'em..... :star::star::star:

another uling favorite.......

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My wife likes my cocktails... :devil:

lol

My son named Zac

"My son's smile makes my day complete"

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MY K3 TIMELINE purple4.gifVid of how I prepared my interview documents purple.gifPapers that I brought on my USEM interview

AOS TIMELINE

06.17.2010 - submitted our papers

06.19.2010 - papers arrived at Chicago lockbox

06.24.2010 - Check cashed

06.28.2010 - NOA1 Hardcopy received (9 days from the day they got our papers)

07.05.2010 - Received Biometrics Schedule (July 26)

08.05.2010 - Biometrics done! (had to re-schedule from 7/26 to 8/5)

08.13.2010 - Got my interview letter

08.20.2010 - EAD card on production

09.06.2010 - Got my EAD Card (62 days)

09.07.2010 - Applied for SSN

09.14.2010 - SSN Card received

09.16.2010 - Interview schedule (APPROVED)

09.20.2010 - Welcome Notice Received ("Welcome to the USA")

09.25.2010 - 10 yr Green Card received! (98 days)

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Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how

many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three

phases.

In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm.

In her 30s t o 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how

many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.

In his 20s his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration'

lmao

My son named Zac

"My son's smile makes my day complete"

zac-1.jpg

VErqm5.png

MY K3 TIMELINE purple4.gifVid of how I prepared my interview documents purple.gifPapers that I brought on my USEM interview

AOS TIMELINE

06.17.2010 - submitted our papers

06.19.2010 - papers arrived at Chicago lockbox

06.24.2010 - Check cashed

06.28.2010 - NOA1 Hardcopy received (9 days from the day they got our papers)

07.05.2010 - Received Biometrics Schedule (July 26)

08.05.2010 - Biometrics done! (had to re-schedule from 7/26 to 8/5)

08.13.2010 - Got my interview letter

08.20.2010 - EAD card on production

09.06.2010 - Got my EAD Card (62 days)

09.07.2010 - Applied for SSN

09.14.2010 - SSN Card received

09.16.2010 - Interview schedule (APPROVED)

09.20.2010 - Welcome Notice Received ("Welcome to the USA")

09.25.2010 - 10 yr Green Card received! (98 days)

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Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty

good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,

and NO cheating!! The answers are in my next post.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green, or yellow ?

since there is no pink then i'll be choosing yellow

2. Your first initial?

D

3. Your month of birth?

April

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

White

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

hubby

6. Your favorite number?

8

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

driving

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

ocean

My son named Zac

"My son's smile makes my day complete"

zac-1.jpg

VErqm5.png

MY K3 TIMELINE purple4.gifVid of how I prepared my interview documents purple.gifPapers that I brought on my USEM interview

AOS TIMELINE

06.17.2010 - submitted our papers

06.19.2010 - papers arrived at Chicago lockbox

06.24.2010 - Check cashed

06.28.2010 - NOA1 Hardcopy received (9 days from the day they got our papers)

07.05.2010 - Received Biometrics Schedule (July 26)

08.05.2010 - Biometrics done! (had to re-schedule from 7/26 to 8/5)

08.13.2010 - Got my interview letter

08.20.2010 - EAD card on production

09.06.2010 - Got my EAD Card (62 days)

09.07.2010 - Applied for SSN

09.14.2010 - SSN Card received

09.16.2010 - Interview schedule (APPROVED)

09.20.2010 - Welcome Notice Received ("Welcome to the USA")

09.25.2010 - 10 yr Green Card received! (98 days)

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Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty

good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,

and NO cheating!! The answers are in my next post.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green, or yellow ?

green

2. Your first initial?

R

3. Your month of birth?

DeC

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

White

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Arlene

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

Driving

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? Ocean

God is Great .. God is good... all the time..

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12/13/2010- SEnt The packet

12/22/2010- The packet was returned due to missing page.

12/23/2010- Resend the packet with complete pages.

12/29/2010- Check cashed in

01/03/2010- Receive NOA

01/10/2011- Email from USCIS for the Required Evidence( Finger printing)

01/26/2011-Biometric Schedule

02/07/2011-USCIS online status update-

02/12/2011- Received Interview Letter Scheduled March 14

02/12/2011- Received Descheduled letter

02/17/2011- USCIS online Status update

02/22/2011-New IL arrived schedule for March 29

02/22/2011-Descheduled Letter Again ( 2nd Time)

02/23/2011- I called USCIS and I was told new schedule in the computer for March 22

02/23/2011-USCIS ONline update....

03/01/2011-Interview Letter for March 22 @ 7:15 AM

03/22/2011- Interview and Oath; US Citizen

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US Embassy Manila website. bringing your spouse/fiancee to USA

http://manila.usembassy.gov/wwwh3204.html

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US Embassy Manila website. bringing your spouse/fiancee to USA

http://manila.usembassy.gov/wwwh3204.html

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after all these years...

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US Embassy Manila website. bringing your spouse/fiancee to USA

http://manila.usembassy.gov/wwwh3204.html

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nuttin but stringz....

US Embassy Manila website. bringing your spouse/fiancee to USA

http://manila.usembassy.gov/wwwh3204.html

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