~Say Anything Thread~

[Señor Bonito 2]

My wife likes my cocktails...

...... and ####### is one of your cocktails, ain't it Sheriff?

[maritoni 3]

My wife likes my cocktails...

I wonder what Cocktail would that be sheriff:P

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

My wife likes my cocktails...

...... and ####### is one of your cocktails, ain't it Sheriff?

i bet sex on the beach is another.

[Señor Bonito 2]

My wife likes my cocktails...

...... and ####### is one of your cocktails, ain't it Sheriff?

i bet sex on the beach is another.

Reckon Angel's ####### is one of 'em.....

[Señor Bonito 2]

Like the OP, AJAnTESS, who incidentally is my H2B (thanks for the acronym, mrsartis at post #14), I'm into cocktails with gin in them, e.g., Tom Collins and White Lady. By the way, my H2B left a half jug of fresh tuba when he was here in Davao in June. He says he likes his Ilocano sugar cane wine (basi) better!

Hi honey ..... how are things in Davao today? I remember you also like it Hard and Harder, right?

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

My wife likes my cocktails...

...... and ####### is one of your cocktails, ain't it Sheriff?

i bet sex on the beach is another.

Reckon Angel's ####### is one of 'em.....

another uling favorite.......

link

[o0pink0o 3]

My wife likes my cocktails...

lol

[o0pink0o 3]

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how

many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three

phases.

In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm.

In her 30s t o 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how

many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.

In his 20s his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration'

lmao

[o0pink0o 3]

Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty

good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,

and NO cheating!! The answers are in my next post.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green, or yellow ?

since there is no pink then i'll be choosing yellow

2. Your first initial?

D

3. Your month of birth?

April

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

White

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

hubby

6. Your favorite number?

8

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

driving

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

ocean

[ED*Riza 0]

Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty

good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,

and NO cheating!! The answers are in my next post.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green, or yellow ?

green

2. Your first initial?

R

3. Your month of birth?

DeC

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

White

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Arlene

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

Driving

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? Ocean

[sunandmoon 450]

[sunandmoon 450]

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:huh: :blink: :o :rofl: :rofl:

[sunandmoon 450]

after all these years...

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[sunandmoon 450]

nuttin but stringz....