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is this thread becoming one about cooking tips? :crying:

:blink: I thought it's for anything? Well, give us a topic to talk about. Lol

it is ;) just joking. men are also allowed to cry on this thread :P:lol:

I want to see tough men cry. :lol:

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Bailey's....I'm chocoholic :star: :star: :star:!

Love Bailey's too... I like bullfrog, screwdriver, tequila sunrise, #######, b52 and long island tea.. :thumbs:

bless you! :thumbs:

i remember when my SO visited me in the philippines..

we went to a bar and when the waiter asked for our order..

my SO said.. "oh.. she wants a #######!"

the waiter looked at me and smiled.. :wacko:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"i don't know much about love but i know that i love him.."

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Well, my favorite show is on, Forensic Files in trutv channel.

one of my favorites too. scary how some spouses kill off the other :blink:

It's just amazing how because of science they are be able to trace who was responsible for the crimes.

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Bailey's....I'm chocoholic :star: :star: :star:!

Love Bailey's too... I like bullfrog, screwdriver, tequila sunrise, #######, b52 and long island tea.. :thumbs:

bless you! :thumbs:

i remember when my SO visited me in the philippines..

we went to a bar and when the waiter asked for our order..

my SO said.. "oh.. she wants a #######!"

the waiter looked at me and smiled.. :wacko:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

wahahahahha... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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if she can't feel anything, the husband could do more drilling :innocent:

:blush: :blush: :blush: You devil you! :devil::lol:

Well, my favorite show is on, Forensic Files in trutv channel.

one of my favorites too. scary how some spouses kill off the other :blink:

Yeah, and for insurance too! And some children killing their parents for inheritance, YAY!

Roy, that was funny, the viagra joke hehehe

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i drink a glass of red wine or two, and Cocktails like maitai,pena colada and bloody mary and that slippery nipples were great too:))

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"Our Wedding Prayer"

Lord,help us to remember when we first met,and the strong love that grew between us.

To work the love into practical things so nothing can divide us

Grant us a Love that grows stronger with each passing year.

We ask for words both kind and loving

and for hearts always ready to ask forgiveness as well as to forgive.

Guide us to overcome every challenge

and keep our dreams pure to each other always.

Dear Lord,we put our marriage into Your hands.Amen

If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.
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i drink a glass of red wine or two, and Cocktails like maitai,pena colada and bloody mary and that slippery nipples were great too:))

slippery nipples.. sounds interesting.. :P i might try it next time..

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Bailey's....I'm chocoholic :star: :star: :star:!

Love Bailey's too... I like bullfrog, screwdriver, tequila sunrise, #######, b52 and long island tea.. :thumbs:

bless you! :thumbs:

Chales! :rofl: You can go to the bar and try that ####### shot.. It is so nice with cream on top.. :P

no ####### is complete without some cream....

amen to that! :dance:

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Well, my favorite show is on, Forensic Files in trutv channel.

one of my favorites too. scary how some spouses kill off the other :blink:

Here too. Another similar show is SNAPPED in Oxygen channel. Money.....the root cause of all evil :(

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Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how

many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three

phases.

In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm.

In her 30s t o 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how

many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.

In his 20s his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration'

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i drink a glass of red wine or two, and Cocktails like maitai,pena colada and bloody mary and that slippery nipples were great too:))

slippery nipples.. sounds interesting.. :P i might try it next time..

You will love it for sure:))

3561055465_7e32541543_m.jpg3561659436_e8b5cc66fc_m.jpg

"Our Wedding Prayer"

Lord,help us to remember when we first met,and the strong love that grew between us.

To work the love into practical things so nothing can divide us

Grant us a Love that grows stronger with each passing year.

We ask for words both kind and loving

and for hearts always ready to ask forgiveness as well as to forgive.

Guide us to overcome every challenge

and keep our dreams pure to each other always.

Dear Lord,we put our marriage into Your hands.Amen

If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.
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:rofl: :rofl:

God is Great .. God is good... all the time..

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Well, my favorite show is on, Forensic Files in trutv channel.

I like Forensic Files too. :thumbs: :thumbs:

God is Great .. God is good... all the time..

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12/22/2010- The packet was returned due to missing page.

12/23/2010- Resend the packet with complete pages.

12/29/2010- Check cashed in

01/03/2010- Receive NOA

01/10/2011- Email from USCIS for the Required Evidence( Finger printing)

01/26/2011-Biometric Schedule

02/07/2011-USCIS online status update-

02/12/2011- Received Interview Letter Scheduled March 14

02/12/2011- Received Descheduled letter

02/17/2011- USCIS online Status update

02/22/2011-New IL arrived schedule for March 29

02/22/2011-Descheduled Letter Again ( 2nd Time)

02/23/2011- I called USCIS and I was told new schedule in the computer for March 22

02/23/2011-USCIS ONline update....

03/01/2011-Interview Letter for March 22 @ 7:15 AM

03/22/2011- Interview and Oath; US Citizen

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