~Say Anything Thread~

[sunandmoon 450]

Okay, back to Disco....

Boogie Nights, where will this led to....

....be care who you boogie with....

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[DARUMA07 25]

...... the Boogie Man comes out at night. this little girl is ready for him....

She sure was a cutie.....

Okay, back to Disco....

Boogie Nights, where will this led to....

....be care who you boogie with....

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After that one, my boogie days are over with....

Two Rednecks

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What fer?", asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!

[sunandmoon 450]

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Two Rednecks

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What fer?", asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!

' TWO SPIES'

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they

had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second

spy hushes him quickly and whispers:

Don't blow our cover. You're in America now, speak

Spanish.

how does a guy know he has a high sperm count?

The lady has to chew before she shallows.

[DARUMA07 25]

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Two Rednecks

[/size]Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What fer?", asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!

' TWO SPIES'

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they

had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second

spy hushes him quickly and whispers:

Don't blow our cover. You're in America now, speak

Spanish.

how does a guy know he has a high sperm count?

The lady has to chew before she shallows.

LOL!

Hillbillies

How do you castrate a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the mouth!

Redneck Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M.

The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu".

The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:

Slowly across the desert sand

Trekked the dusty caravan.

Men on camels, two by two

Destination-Timbuktu.

The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:

Tim and me, a-huntin' went.

Met three whores in a pop-up tent.

They was three, we was two,

So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

Redneck's Ode To A Valentine

Kudzu is green.

My Dog's name is Blue.

And I'm so danged lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk,

A-flappin' in the breeze.

Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas.

You move like the bass

which excite me in May.

You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway.

Yo're as graceful as okry

jist a-dancin' in the pan.

Yore as fragrant as Mountain Dew Right out of the can.

You have all yore teeth

For which I am proud.

I hold my head high When we's in a crowd.

On special occasions,

When you shave yore armpits,

Well I'm in hawg heaven.

I'm plumb out of my wits.

And speakin' of wits,

You got plenty fer shore.

'Cuz you are my woman.

I can't ask fer more.

Like a good roll of Duct Tape

Yo're there for yore man

To patch up life's toubles And stick 'em in the can.

Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler

Racin' through the mud.

Yet fragile as that singer Named Naomi Judd.

Yo're as cute as a Junebug

A-buzzin' overhead.

You ain't mean like no far ant On which I oft treat.

Cut from the best pattern

Like a flannel shirt of plaid,

You sparked up my life Like my Rattletrap Shad. (A fishing lure.)

When you hold me real tight

Like a padded gunrack,

My life is complete.

There ain't nothin' I lack.

Yore complexion's perfection

Like the best vinly sidin',

Despite all the years, Yore age, it keeps hidin'.

And when you get old

Like a '57 Chevy,

I won't put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie

with a cold RC drank.

We go together Like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate

For Valentine's Day.

They git it at Wal-Mart.

It's romatic that way.

Some men, they git roses

On that special day

From a coller at Food World.

"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds

From a flea market booth.

"A diamond's forever," They explain, suave and couth.

But for this feller, honey,

These will not do.

For you are too special, You old sweet thang, you.

I got you a gift

without taste nor odor.

Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor.

[sunandmoon 450]

seems to be alot of interest recently on the topic of mail order brides....

[DARUMA07 25]

seems to be alot of interest recently on the topic of mail order brides....

Yea there has Roy... Too bad I can't find anything to come back with I am losing my Touch!!

[sunandmoon 450]

on the subject of mail order brides, perhaps this is the reason the Fiance Visa has the requirement of having met in the two years prior to filing the petition.

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[DARUMA07 25]

on the subject of mail order brides, perhaps this is the reason the Fiance Visa has the requirement of having met in the two years prior to filing the petition.

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LOL! Can you imagine bringing that home to Momma?? Makes me want to become a Monk! Looks like He/She was juiced up on Steroids.................

[sunandmoon 450]

might not be able to pop in for a few days. my mom fell and broke her leg. she'll be going into surgery this afternooon. keep up the humor everyone....

Roy

[DARUMA07 25]

might not be able to pop in for a few days. my mom fell and broke her leg. she'll be going into surgery this afternooon. keep up the humor everyone....

Roy

Sorry to hear about your Mom! We wish her a speedy recovery...... We need some help here Roy! Come on everybody, join in with whatever you want to Post....

[David-and-Mae 15]

might not be able to pop in for a few days. my mom fell and broke her leg. she'll be going into surgery this afternooon. keep up the humor everyone....

Roy

We'll pray for your mom, Roy! Please come back soon, otherwise, Danny will be lonely here.

Sorry to hear about your Mom! We wish her a speedy recovery...... We need some help here Roy! Come on everybody, join in with whatever you want to Post....

Sorry kiddo, been busy lately... How about we see you guys again sometime next week? We're itching to go on a trip again.

--Mae

[DARUMA07 25]

might not be able to pop in for a few days. my mom fell and broke her leg. she'll be going into surgery this afternooon. keep up the humor everyone....

Roy

We'll pray for your mom, Roy! Please come back soon, otherwise, Danny will be lonely here.

Sorry to hear about your Mom! We wish her a speedy recovery...... We need some help here Roy! Come on everybody, join in with whatever you want to Post....

Sorry kiddo, been busy lately... How about we see you guys again sometime next week? We're itching to go on a trip again.

--Mae

Yea, come on up! Let us know when you want to come.......

[shining_angel 0]

Hello mae,

When u go and visit DARUMA's hideout again, let us know in advance so that we can be there too There's a new pinay in the neighborhood - i think from lee summit, it would be great if we can all meet together one day

[Pinay Wife 47]

Sorry to hear about your mom's fall, Roy. Tell her to get well soon!

Hello everyone! Just getting back in the groove of things here, trying to familiarize myself again with the latest Manila VJ chismis and chika.

PW

[David-and-Mae 15]

Yea, come on up! Let us know when you want to come.......

Hello mae,

When u go and visit DARUMA's hideout again, let us know in advance so that we can be there too There's a new pinay in the neighborhood - i think from lee summit, it would be great if we can all meet together one day

How about this coming Monday?