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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: India
Timeline
well that's real friggin' considerate of you.

People's timelines help us to see/compare what the USCIS is doing

and how it effects everyone on this site. You've obviously been on this site since June,

used VJ for what it has to offer, but cant participate and give back to the group?....Nice

good trolling to you........

That long response in reply to my 2 letter post. Am I the only one amused by this?

And no, I have not "used VJ for what it has to offer".

I want you to go back and read my first reply, and then yours.

I merely said that I would not fill out my timeline. Why? Well, as you have well spotted, this is a troll account. Also, I have no connection at all to this sort of visa. I merely drove by on the "today's posts" page, saw this thread demanding people fill out their timelines - which annoys me to death - and decided to reply.

Nice of you to entertain me by getting all worked up over a meaningless post. Thanks!

u need a life!! u get entertained with people's serious life events....u have no idea how much these timelines mean to us...like i said u need something better to do rather than reading random forums...go play nintendo or something...better yet, u shud concentrate on ur homework and not spend too much time on the internet!

USCIS (Vermont Service Center) Journey

Mailed I-130 Packet on 05/27/08

Approved: 12/23/08

NVC Journey

NVC Case Number assigned 01/02/09

Case Completed 01/21/09

End of Visa Journey

New Delhi Embassy Interview 03/17/09

VISA APPROVED!!!!!

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Thailand
Timeline
Wish I could accomadate you.

I have tried to get my timeline fixed.

Jackie

you have a different problem with your timeline. Thats of multiple timelines.

dont know what to tell you there

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Filed: Timeline
well that's real friggin' considerate of you.

People's timelines help us to see/compare what the USCIS is doing

and how it effects everyone on this site. You've obviously been on this site since June,

used VJ for what it has to offer, but cant participate and give back to the group?....Nice

good trolling to you........

That long response in reply to my 2 letter post. Am I the only one amused by this?

And no, I have not "used VJ for what it has to offer".

I want you to go back and read my first reply, and then yours.

I merely said that I would not fill out my timeline. Why? Well, as you have well spotted, this is a troll account. Also, I have no connection at all to this sort of visa. I merely drove by on the "today's posts" page, saw this thread demanding people fill out their timelines - which annoys me to death - and decided to reply.

Nice of you to entertain me by getting all worked up over a meaningless post. Thanks!

u need a life!! u get entertained with people's serious life events....u have no idea how much these timelines mean to us...like i said u need something better to do rather than reading random forums...go play nintendo or something...better yet, u shud concentrate on ur homework and not spend too much time on the internet!

What I find amusing about this whole exchange is that DeVile only replied with "No." The rest of y'all are gettin' all up in arms about it. It's plumb amusing, is what it is. And THIS post *points up* is the BEST of ALL.... He/She/It accuses DeVile of being a kid, when He/She/It is the one posting with "u" instead of "you", which I never saw DeVile do. I'm finding myself as amused as DeVile is.....

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Filed: Other Timeline
Wish I could accomadate you.

I have tried to get my timeline fixed.

Jackie

you have a different problem with your timeline. Thats of multiple timelines.

dont know what to tell you there

Well, that's just really rude.

All hail the timeline police! The mighty VJ timeline police. Without which timelines, we would be hapless souls lost upon the meaningless waters of American Immigration! Without whose monthly filer threads we would be without companions in this journey! Withouth the companionship of those who filed exactly on the same date and time as we did, we would be tempest tossed and torn!

Gag.

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Philippines
Timeline
Please folks, too many people have K-3's listed and are Cr-1's,

and CR-1's are K-3's and then there are those who dont have a clue with N/A's...

heres how to fix it:

go to the top where it says "my Assistant"....put the little pointy arrow thing on it and click with your index finger.

(thats your point finger, if ya didnt know) :thumbs:

The second line down say "Edit / Add my Timeline ", please repeat with the little pointy thingy and click on it.

Put your email address in the little box and the little gray button that says, "Add / Edit my Timeline ".

Please repeat with the little arrow pointy thingy

the fourth (4) box down is a drop down box. click on the arrow and select your correct visa type. If you look on the left side, it will even say "Visa Type:" PLEASE choose the right one and alllllll the way down at the bottom,

click with the little pointy thingy on submit changes.

ahhhhhhhh, see? not that bad.....

(This tongue in cheek description was a result of working to many long hours on the help desk)

Please return to your regularly scheduled program

After disclosing you had provided helpdesk support, your explanation gave me a smile. You've definitely learned to explain things in a way 'everyone' can understand.

K-3 Visa

Event Date

Service Center : Vermont Service Center

Consulate : Manilla, Philipines

Marriage : 2007-05-24

I-130 Sent : 2007-08-28

I-130 NOA1 : 2008-02-15 receipt date

I-130 NOA2: 2008-09-02 Hardcopy

I-129F Sent : 2008-02-29

I-129F NOA1 : 2008-03-03

I-129F RFE(s) : None

RFE Reply(s) : None

I-129F NOA2 : 2008-08-26 (email)

I-129F NOA2: 2008-09-02 Hardcopy

NVC Received :2008-09-04

NVC Left : 2008-09-04

Consulate Received :2008-09-12

Packet 3 Received :

Packet 3 Sent :

Packet 4 Received :

Medical: 2008-09-23,24

Sputum Test Passed, complete medical: 2008-12-08

Interview Date : 2008-12-22, White Slips, need current marriage index and CENOMAR

Visa Received : 2009-01-19

US Entry : 2009-02-01

I-130 Approval : 2008-08-26

Comments :

Processing

Estimates/Stats : Your I-129f was approved in 179 days from your filing date.

Your I-130 was approved in 364 days from your filing date.

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Filed: Timeline
Wish I could accomadate you.

I have tried to get my timeline fixed.

Jackie

you have a different problem with your timeline. Thats of multiple timelines.

dont know what to tell you there

Well, that's just really rude.

All hail the timeline police! The mighty VJ timeline police. Without which timelines, we would be hapless souls lost upon the meaningless waters of American Immigration! Without whose monthly filer threads we would be without companions in this journey! Withouth the companionship of those who filed exactly on the same date and time as we did, we would be tempest tossed and torn!

Gag.

Hehehehe.

I love you, RebeccaJo; I really do.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Filed: Other Timeline
Wish I could accomadate you.

I have tried to get my timeline fixed.

Jackie

you have a different problem with your timeline. Thats of multiple timelines.

dont know what to tell you there

Well, that's just really rude.

All hail the timeline police! The mighty VJ timeline police. Without which timelines, we would be hapless souls lost upon the meaningless waters of American Immigration! Without whose monthly filer threads we would be without companions in this journey! Withouth the companionship of those who filed exactly on the same date and time as we did, we would be tempest tossed and torn!

Gag.

Hehehehe.

I love you, RebeccaJo; I really do.

Aw shucks.

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Thailand
Timeline
Wish I could accomadate you.

I have tried to get my timeline fixed.

Jackie

you have a different problem with your timeline. Thats of multiple timelines.

dont know what to tell you there

Well, that's just really rude.

All hail the timeline police! The mighty VJ timeline police. Without which timelines, we would be hapless souls lost upon the meaningless waters of American Immigration! Without whose monthly filer threads we would be without companions in this journey! Withouth the companionship of those who filed exactly on the same date and time as we did, we would be tempest tossed and torn!

Gag.

<_<

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: India
Timeline
well that's real friggin' considerate of you.

People's timelines help us to see/compare what the USCIS is doing

and how it effects everyone on this site. You've obviously been on this site since June,

used VJ for what it has to offer, but cant participate and give back to the group?....Nice

good trolling to you........

That long response in reply to my 2 letter post. Am I the only one amused by this?

And no, I have not "used VJ for what it has to offer".

I want you to go back and read my first reply, and then yours.

I merely said that I would not fill out my timeline. Why? Well, as you have well spotted, this is a troll account. Also, I have no connection at all to this sort of visa. I merely drove by on the "today's posts" page, saw this thread demanding people fill out their timelines - which annoys me to death - and decided to reply.

Nice of you to entertain me by getting all worked up over a meaningless post. Thanks!

u need a life!! u get entertained with people's serious life events....u have no idea how much these timelines mean to us...like i said u need something better to do rather than reading random forums...go play nintendo or something...better yet, u shud concentrate on ur homework and not spend too much time on the internet!

What I find amusing about this whole exchange is that DeVile only replied with "No." The rest of y'all are gettin' all up in arms about it. It's plumb amusing, is what it is. And THIS post *points up* is the BEST of ALL.... He/She/It accuses DeVile of being a kid, when He/She/It is the one posting with "u" instead of "you", which I never saw DeVile do. I'm finding myself as amused as DeVile is.....

Mr/Ms./Mrs. PlatyPius - He/She can certainly be writing posts but "It" can in no way be writing posts on this website...thank you for your smart comments...they have been thrown in the garbage bin..

USCIS (Vermont Service Center) Journey

Mailed I-130 Packet on 05/27/08

Approved: 12/23/08

NVC Journey

NVC Case Number assigned 01/02/09

Case Completed 01/21/09

End of Visa Journey

New Delhi Embassy Interview 03/17/09

VISA APPROVED!!!!!

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