The Say Anything Thread - take 6

[LoriLawless 0]

the cat got into a bowl of cereal and was splashing around and knocked the bowl onto the floor. the bowl broke and the milk was all over. my mom who is a great dr but completely clueless when it comes to everything else couldn't figure out what was going on and the cat started running in circles and chasing its tail like a dog does. it then decided it wanted to fight with our 100lb alaskan malamute and started swatting her in the face and hissing at her. at this point my mom found the ####### in the toilet and started to put it all together. but by the time she figured it all out the cat was running back and forth in the kitchen and sliding across the wood floor and slamming into the cabinets and/or the walls depending on which direction she was going. i wish i had the photos on my computer because by the end of the day i found her laying over the arm of one of the couches and she looked like she might be dead

She could have filmed that for America's Funniest Home Videos

Come on people!!!! Wake up! Get out of bed!!! Start posting something!!

I'm here! I'm here!

Whose life will we destroy today with baseless rumors and nasty comments???? :devil:

Wait, that's my other online personality

[almaty 19]

i worked for 6 psychiatrist prior to this job..and for about 6 months i had to drive 60 miles one way..did okay in the morning...but after work, usually 5:00..i get tired and sleepy driving home./.one of the doctors, gave me 3 months worth of ritalin told me to take it at 4:45..wow, i tore the highway up...and when i got home walked the dogs until theirs tongues were dragging on the ground/.....hmmmmmm.. i am going to call my dr. friend today,...

Edited October 29, 2008 by almaty

[Amby 490]

lori...i'm telling you she is not tech savvy enough to know how to use a video camera. she can barely figure out how to turn on her cell phone. seriously it's like she uses all she has to save lives, bring lives into the world, run a physician owned hospital, and that's all she has. if you met her outside of work you'd wonder how she does any of that because she seems so flakey. btw i love my mom and find her hilarious.

i worked for 6 psychiatrist prior to this job..and for about 6 months i had to drive 60 miles one way..did okay in the morning...but after work, usually 5:00..i get tired and sleepy driving home./.one of the doctors, gave me 3 months worth of ritalin told me to take it at 4:45..wow, i tore the highway up...and when i got home walked the dogs until theirs tongues were dragging on the ground/.....hmmmmmm.. i am going to call my dr. friend today,...

this ritalin talk reminded me of the stepbrother's famous poster in his bedroom...

it has cheerleaders on it and it says "2, 4, 6, 8...look at us and masturbate"

Edited October 29, 2008 by Amby

[LoriLawless 0]

[Amby 490]

[Nessa 23]

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Wooha, the VW is overdosing on ritalin it seems.... or maybe God IS talking to her?????????

K, now I'll burn in hell. I wonder if today is the day I will get suspended from VJ.

[Nessa 23]

Len, get on your knees and pray, my child

[natty bumppo 297]

Wooha, the VW is overdosing on ritalin it seems. ...

VW offers a vehicle that runs on this type of alternative fuel?

do you just drop a few pills in the tank and add water?

and ... how many mpg does it get?

Edited October 29, 2008 by Natty Bumppo

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Len, get on your knees and pray, my child

Hmpf. I don't think so. I am wearing high heels and a skirt + nice stockings. Not happening . MY God has told me that style has to come before repenting for my sins. Actually, my God does not evaluate sins at all, She/He just luvzzz me

[Ban Hammer 13,577]

i worked for 6 psychiatrist prior to this job..and for about 6 months i had to drive 60 miles one way..did okay in the morning...but after work, usually 5:00..i get tired and sleepy driving home./.one of the doctors, gave me 3 months worth of ritalin told me to take it at 4:45..wow, i tore the highway up...and when i got home walked the dogs until theirs tongues were dragging on the ground/.....hmmmmmm.. i am going to call my dr. friend today,...

get ritalin and viagra and take the wife for a walk.

Wooha, the VW is overdosing on ritalin it seems.... or maybe God IS talking to her?????????

K, now I'll burn in hell. I wonder if today is the day I will get suspended from VJ.

[Amby 490]

hey one time the stepbrother took some viagra too...

Edited October 29, 2008 by Amby

[Bootylicious!! 2]

It's so friggin cold here. I'm already tired of the cold weather. I want it to be warm again.

[LoriLawless 0]

It's so friggin cold here. I'm already tired of the cold weather. I want it to be warm again.

It's going to warm up tomorrow.

[Amby 490]

I think I have a drinking problem or maybe a decision problem...I have 2 open bottles of water, an open can of diet coke, a cup of coffee, a cup of tea, and a glass of grapefruit juice sitting here. I've collected all of these beverages in the 3hrs I've been awake. Now I have to drink all of them in the next hour or so.