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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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VJ and expats both seem pretty boring this morning. I need some excitement in my life. If not, the day just drags on forever. :wacko:

i've noticed that too. things are pretty quiet over on expats.

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Good Morningggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg..:D

"When a man is educated, an individual is educated; when a woman is educated, a family and a country are educated."

— Mahatma Gandhi

The timeline... (Frankfurt) for the kids visas

10/22/2007 Filed I-130 x 2 in person + paid 710 USD (355 each )

10/22/2007 Filed DS-230 part 1 x 2

10/22/2007 Received the document checklist and FRN (case) numbers

12/18/2007 I-130 petition approved, but I didn't know. I was away at the time, didn't get confirmation letters til I got back from the states.

12/20/2007 Notice of Approval arrives in tha mail. According to the date received stamp on back of envelope at my post box.

Will now wait til hubby is back from Iraq to fax in checklist readiness, even though, I have been ready since day of lodging I-130's. all except medical.

02/18/2008 Faxed the "checklist" back to the consulate.

02/25/2008 Medicals completed.

02/25/2008 Appt letters in mail for appt on March 7th. Cant go due to prior military commitments. Emailed consulate and received an amended appt date of March 12th 2008.

03/12/2008 Visa interview - APPROVED x 2

03/27/2008 Visa's finally generated. I emailed the consulate. they apologised for the delay. They forgot to issue the visas after approval.

03/31/2008 Received visas

04/26/2008 Flying out of Frankfurt to next duty station on orders.

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good morning to my sweet sister jodee

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I was getting some cereal for my daughter this morning when my cat heard me open the box.

She jumped from "her" chair to my table and slipped on the placemats, dragging her to the edge of the table and BAM!

Made my morning. :lol:

:lol: :lol: I love it when cats do stuff like that. It's great entertainment.

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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I was getting some cereal for my daughter this morning when my cat heard me open the box.

She jumped from "her" chair to my table and slipped on the placemats, dragging her to the edge of the table and BAM!

Made my morning. :lol:

:lol: :lol: I love it when cats do stuff like that. It's great entertainment.

Me too, it makes all the other ####### worth it. :lol:

a few years ago my sister's cat ate my stepbrother's ritalin and what happened after that will never be forgotten :rofl:

Share please! :P

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my stepbrother is an idiot and didn't even realize he hadn't took his medicine until my mom asked him why he was masturbated and jizzed into the toilet and then didn't flush the ####### and left the lube on the back of the toilet :lol:

should I continue with the story?

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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my stepbrother is an idiot and didn't even realize he hadn't took his medicine until my mom asked him why he was masturbated and jizzed into the toilet and then didn't flush the ####### and left the lube on the back of the toilet :lol:

should I continue with the story?

Sure, why not :lol:

Amby Grand Master

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the cat got into a bowl of cereal and was splashing around and knocked the bowl onto the floor. the bowl broke and the milk was all over. my mom who is a great dr but completely clueless when it comes to everything else couldn't figure out what was going on and the cat started running in circles and chasing its tail like a dog does. it then decided it wanted to fight with our 100lb alaskan malamute and started swatting her in the face and hissing at her. at this point my mom found the ####### in the toilet and started to put it all together. but by the time she figured it all out the cat was running back and forth in the kitchen and sliding across the wood floor and slamming into the cabinets and/or the walls depending on which direction she was going. i wish i had the photos on my computer because by the end of the day i found her laying over the arm of one of the couches and she looked like she might be dead :lol:

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

 
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