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Well, I find you extremely amusing, Amby.

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"...I'm funny how, I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?" Joe Pesci as "Tommy DeVito"

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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oh I have something to make you guys laugh...

Friday night I was so tired that I lost my balance and fell backwards into my friend's bathtub. I ripped the shower curtain off the curtain rod thingy and then right as I started to say "well at least the curtain rod didn't fall on me" it fell and smacked me in the head. I couldn't stop laughing. She walked into the bathroom and was laughing so hard she was crying and all she cared about was her brand new shower curtain being ruined. God I am such a clutz. :lol:

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Speaking of Hillbilly boys...last night before I turned off the television, I caught that bad part of Deliverance...man, I couldn't sleep at all after that. :ranting:

:secret: deliverance wasn't a movie, it was a reality tv show filmed in north carolina.

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brother bren .is so tired of all his sh!t piled up on the floor of the closet while yours has hangers and organizers.. a practical man

I told you to stop filming us, you perv :jest:

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Like George Carlin used to say: "why pray to God when you can pray to Joe Pesci?" :lol:

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omg why do kids just make whiney azz noises and jump up and down when they want something. they should just cut that part out and say what they want first because they're going to have to say it anyways when you ask then why they're being whiney!

they are training to become women. :innocent:

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This thread should be closed cuz no one is posting. There. I iz offended. :angry:

Who you calling no one b1tch. :P

Here you go: Apocalyptica

It's a heavy metal electric CELLO band from Helsinki.

Really. They're awesome.

And Patrick's first attempt at flirting of me consisted of him asking me if I had ever heard this band (I had) (but I played a little dumb because I was intrigued by him). So as this was three years ago January, and they are here in Seattle now, he figured we'd go ;)

Awwwwwwww that's sweet :luv:

oh I have something to make you guys laugh...

Friday night I was so tired that I lost my balance and fell backwards into my friend's bathtub. I ripped the shower curtain off the curtain rod thingy and then right as I started to say "well at least the curtain rod didn't fall on me" it fell and smacked me in the head. I couldn't stop laughing. She walked into the bathroom and was laughing so hard she was crying and all she cared about was her brand new shower curtain being ruined. God I am such a clutz. :lol:

Wow, it's been a whole week since you hurt yourself. :P

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This thread should be closed cuz no one is posting. There. I iz offended. :angry:

Who you calling no one b1tch. :P

Here you go: Apocalyptica

It's a heavy metal electric CELLO band from Helsinki.

Really. They're awesome.

And Patrick's first attempt at flirting of me consisted of him asking me if I had ever heard this band (I had) (but I played a little dumb because I was intrigued by him). So as this was three years ago January, and they are here in Seattle now, he figured we'd go ;)

Awwwwwwww that's sweet :luv:

oh I have something to make you guys laugh...

Friday night I was so tired that I lost my balance and fell backwards into my friend's bathtub. I ripped the shower curtain off the curtain rod thingy and then right as I started to say "well at least the curtain rod didn't fall on me" it fell and smacked me in the head. I couldn't stop laughing. She walked into the bathroom and was laughing so hard she was crying and all she cared about was her brand new shower curtain being ruined. God I am such a clutz. :lol:

Wow, it's been a whole week since you hurt yourself. :P

it didn't hurt, it was just funny

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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after reading about amber and the door knob, the curtain rod and so on, i'm not sure if she's trying to win the klutz award or failing at the darwin awards. :unsure:

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