Why Newton Committed Suicide??

[b4byd09 0]

Why Newton Committed Suicide?

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies

that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and

laws in physics

were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an

extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few

scenes..................................

1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the

doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights,

our great

Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet

passes

through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!

Long

Live Rajanikanth!!! (Rajanikanth is a legendary South Indian Actor)

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with

3

gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a

knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster?

&

shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2

pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle

gangster & the

knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a

revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in

your remotest

imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster

shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and

catches the

bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.

Bang...

the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely

shaken and decided to go

back. But he happened to see another movie

for one last

time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of

physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the

world hasn't

changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that

the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that

Rajanikanth

can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that

our

heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain

because

it's the climax.

(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He

throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the

height of the wall, he

uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.

The

first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...........

HINDI MOVIES,

[Saddle Bronc 124]

b4byd09, you must never have seen any American cartoons--where such violations of Newton's physics laws are standard fare (and sometimes explained off).