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pedroh Grand Master

pedroh   21

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I am trying to locate the one with the Lady trying to get a Visa for her Breasts. just one breasts..

Was it this one shon

It still makes me laugh even though it was just a translator problem with a serious question. :lol:

omgzorrzzzz!!! :lol::lol: this is funny indeed.. I think too she was spanish-native.. the embarassed=pregnant is a very common false cognate.. but also the 'si yo comprende' spanish phrases from everyone else were hilarous lolol.. and.. please.. if u wanna use spanish (to non native spanish speakers). dont use a translator.. if u dont wanna get 'pregnant' urselves.. lolzorz

tengo un gato en mis pantalones...

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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Sister Fracas   5

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I am trying to locate the one with the Lady trying to get a Visa for her Breasts. just one breasts..

Was it this one shon

It still makes me laugh even though it was just a translator problem with a serious question. :lol:

OHMIGOSH! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That's some of the funniest stuff... I definitely missed that the first time around...

omgzorrzzzz!!! :lol::lol: this is funny indeed.. I think too she was spanish-native.. the embarassed=pregnant is a very common false cognate.. but also the 'si yo comprende' spanish phrases from everyone else were hilarous lolol.. and.. please.. if u wanna use spanish (to non native spanish speakers). dont use a translator.. if u dont wanna get 'pregnant' urselves.. lolzorz

I thought preggers was encinta?

tengo un gato en mis pantalones...

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I am trying to locate the one with the Lady trying to get a Visa for her Breasts. just one breasts..

Was it this one shon

It still makes me laugh even though it was just a translator problem with a serious question. :lol:

OHMIGOSH! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That's some of the funniest stuff... I definitely missed that the first time around...

omgzorrzzzz!!! :lol::lol: this is funny indeed.. I think too she was spanish-native.. the embarassed=pregnant is a very common false cognate.. but also the 'si yo comprende' spanish phrases from everyone else were hilarous lolol.. and.. please.. if u wanna use spanish (to non native spanish speakers). dont use a translator.. if u dont wanna get 'pregnant' urselves.. lolzorz

I thought preggers was encinta?

tengo un gato en mis pantalones...

????

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Some of the best ones were deleted....lol. :yes:

Like the one titled "TOMASBO!!! Come here you fn #######!" :whistle:

What makes you think he's not still here????? :devil:

Now That You Are A Permanent Resident

How Do I Remove The Conditions On Permanent Residence Based On Marriage?

Welcome to the United States: A Guide For New Immigrants

Yes, even this last one.. stuff in there that not even your USC knows.....

Here are more links that I love:

Arriving in America, The POE Drill

Dual Citizenship FAQ

Other Fora I Post To:

alt.visa.us.marriage-based http://britishexpats.com/ and www.***removed***.com

censored link = *family based immigration* website

Inertia. Is that the Greek god of 'can't be bothered'?

Met, married, immigrated, naturalized.

I-130 filed Aug02

USC Jul06

No Deje Piedras Sobre El Pavimento!

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preggers can be embarazada, en cinta, panzona, esperando

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Angelrus' 'women who go to male doctors are whores'......that was a riot :P

*sigh*....I miss her/him :devil:

:thumbs:Here it is

The locked ones are always the best :P

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I agree with you. :thumbs:

I believe this particular thread rates as VJ's "the most members reading it at one time thread" ...

I think there was something like 54 readers at once at one point... :whistle:

oh god sharon 1/2 of us at VJ got banned over that "DRAMA" :whistle:

it was because of that thread we now use the words

waffles, kumquat, pwned and.... something else.

how could you forget SMURFS??!!!! :P:lol:

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PWNED!!

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Some of the best ones were deleted....lol. :yes:

Like the one titled "TOMASBO!!! Come here you fn #######!" :whistle:

What makes you think he's not still here????? :devil:

Oh I've no doubt that he is haha under an alias of course....

I understand that he got a lifetime ban. :yes:

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My favorites were the fight with the slimy lawyer, even forget his name now. MDUALL something.

Marilyn and Peter

K-1 Timeline in Profile (our story)

Church wedding Sept 18

NOA1's for AOS/EAD received Sept 20 MSC #

Biometrics completed Nov 5 2004

EAD Approval Dec 29 2004

AOS appointment letter received Feb 3 2005

AOS interview scheduled for March 9 2005

AOS interview mostly fine, just need I-693 supplement filled out by civil surgeon

Spend another $40 for I-693 form, sent to local USCIS office registered mail, arrived March 11 2005

AOS finally approved March 25th 2005

Green card arrives about 10 days later

!!Green card has incorrect middle name!! Thanks USCIS

Travel back to Denver, turn in card and I-90 to correct their mistake.

Application accepted, asked for I-551 stamp, they told me "We don't do stamps anymore"

NOA1 for I-90 received from NSC April 18 2005, fee waived

NSC appears to have stoped processing I-90's

Marilyn needs to travel back to the RP, call Senators office for help with green card or I-551 stamp

Travel back to Denver July 1, 2005 and received I-551 stamp in the passport.

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Sister Fracas   5

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Oh I've no doubt that he is haha under an alias of course....

People use aliases???????????????????????????????????? :o:o:o:o:o

Co-Founder of VJ Fluffy Kitty Posse -
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31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

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Oh I've no doubt that he is haha under an alias of course....

People use aliases???????????????????????????????????? :o:o:o:o:o

#######???? is nothing sacred on this site? :o:o

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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People use aliases???????????????????????????????????? :o:o:o:o:o

#######???? is nothing sacred on this site? :o:o

are YOU bholiday??????????????? :huh:

Co-Founder of VJ Fluffy Kitty Posse -
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31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

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Angelrus' 'women who go to male doctors are whores'......that was a riot :P

*sigh*....I miss her/him :devil:

:thumbs:Here it is

The locked ones are always the best :P

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I agree with you. :thumbs:

I believe this particular thread rates as VJ's "the most members reading it at one time thread" ...

I think there was something like 54 readers at once at one point... :whistle:

oh god sharon 1/2 of us at VJ got banned over that "DRAMA" :whistle:

it was because of that thread we now use the words

waffles, kumquat, pwned and.... something else.

how could you forget SMURFS??!!!! :P:lol:

And TWISTER!! :dance:

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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" steve, falling down, in orange shirt, ilikeallcaps, strangling him, in black shirt, aussiewench, upside down, in red, and ceriserose, watching her back, in the striped pants !!!!"

:lol::lol:

http://www.***removed***.com

http://britishexpats.com/forum/

http://www.myspace.com/welshcookie

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