How to get thru customs

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked

> the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a

> favor?"

>

> "Of course my child. What may I do for you?"

>

> "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic

> hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened

> and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid

> they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry

> it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

>

>

> The priest answered: "I would love to help you, dear,

> but I must warn you: I will not lie."

>

> "With your honest face, Father, no one will question

> you"

>

> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of

> her.

>

> The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to

> declare?"

>

> "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have

> nothing to declare."

>

> The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

> "And what do you have to declare from your waist to

> the floor?"

>

> "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on

> a woman, but which is, to date, unused.

>

> " Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go

> ahead, Father. Next

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