learning english with Laughs

[pedroh 21]

was he a Mexican, or a Mexican't

[rclouse 0]

Room Service: Morny. Rune-sore-bees.

Hotel Guest: Oh, sorry. I thought I dialed Room Service.

Room Service: Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish to odor sunteen?

Hotel Guest: Uh... yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs.

Room Service: Ow July den?

Hotel Guest: What?

Room Service: Aches. Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch...?

Hotel Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please.

Room Service: Ow July dee baycome? Crease?

Hotel Guest: Crisp will be fine.

Room Service: Hokay. An Santos?

Hotel Guest: What?

Room Service: Santos. July Santos?

Hotel Guest: Ugh. I don't know... I don't think so.

Room Service: No. Judo one toes?

Hotel Guest: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one toes" means. I'm sorry.

Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother?

Hotel Guest: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine. An English muffin will be fine.

Room Service: We bother?

Hotel Guest: No. Just put the bother on the side.

Room Service: Wad?

Hotel Guest: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.

Room Service: Copy?

Hotel Guest: I feel terrible about this but...

Room Service: Copy. Copy, tea, mill...

Hotel Guest: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that's all.

Room Service: One Minnie. ### rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?

Hotel Guest: Whatever you say.

Room Service: Hokay. Tendjewberrymud.

Hotel Guest: You're welcome.

ET: fix formatting.

Edited August 18, 2008 by rclouse

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

That sounds Flip to me.

[b4byd09 0]

That sounds Flip to me.

Oh thanx for making correction Jose.

[Ban Hammer 13,875]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

LOL...Mexicans.

Reminds me of how many Pollok jokes I used to hear when I was a kid. Calling someone a Pollock was basically calling them a dumba$$. I didn't know until I was a bit older that Pollock referred to people from Poland.

yeah just like in Canada we have the Newfie jokes (jokes about people from Newfoundland)

here in the states we just call them canadian jokes

[JVKn'CVO 11]

I went outside this morning to throw out the garbage and I think I saw a Mexican.

Who should I call?

PeeJay. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to come over and "dispose" of them for you. :lol:

Saludos,

Caro

[Mina76 0]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

That's what I thought too, but still it was very funny!