CALLING ALL GOING THOUGH ISLAMABAD PAKISTAN- OFF TOPIC

[hafiz 1]

lol, yes i guess shon kept the thread going. everyone else is just loafing.

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This is shon's thread. When she's gone, ya'll should just lock this place up and leave.

[hafiz 1]

thats right, i agree to disagree

(spice, masala) agent smith are you talking to me, i know you are not talking to me

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hafiz give it up . this thread is officially on a coma. brain dead, the brain (shon) is gone.

[tmma 467]

Agent Smith you have the coolest most appropriate avatar I have seen in ages

It says everything-all in a neat little black box!

[hafiz 1]

remember my lines agent smith, it applied to you and me and everybody else

It Doesn't Matter What Your Name Is!"

"Know your role and shut your mouth!"

What do you think? ...It doesn't matter what you think

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your lines?

[hafiz 1]

haha, the rocks line

[bhajishah 4]

Salaam

Hi Omid hows it going

whats up bros

hubby at college class summer classes are 4 hours 2 times a week,

i made chicken curry today , and added cream cheese with yogurt , wow came out too rich

and tomorrow going to the beach, going to scare the dutch girls back home with the hairy back man

[hafiz 1]

bored, boring

[PSoft 0]

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the

problem science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new Muslim students to stand and.....

Professor: You are a Muslim, aren't you, son?

Student : Yes, sir.

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student : Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student : Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to

heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But

God didn't.

How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella

(Fellah - A peasant in an Arabic-speaking country, esp. in

Egypt.[1]). Is God good?

Student :Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student : No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student : From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.

Correct?

Student : Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student :Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and

observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen

God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student : No , sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?

Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that

matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,

science say your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student : No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,

superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we

don't have anything called cold. We can hit (-) 458 degrees below

zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to

describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is

energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of

it.

There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as

darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of

something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,

flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have

nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness

isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker,

wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.

You argue there is life and then there is death, a good

God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something

finite,

something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain

a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen,

much less fully under stood either one. To view death as the

opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot

exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life:

just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your

students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,

yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes,

sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize

where the argument is going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution

at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going

endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a

scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the

Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's

brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have

done so.

So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,

demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face

unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH.

That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

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Cindi, happy birthday. Your virtual birthday party is being held here: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18747

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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the

problem science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new Muslim students to stand and.....

Professor: You are a Muslim, aren't you, son?

Student : Yes, sir.

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student : Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student : Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to

heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But

God didn't.

How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella

(Fellah - A peasant in an Arabic-speaking country, esp. in

Egypt.[1]). Is God good?

Student :Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student : No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student : From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.

Correct?

Student : Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student :Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and

observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen

God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student : No , sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?

Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that

matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,

science say your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student : No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,

superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we

don't have anything called cold. We can hit (-) 458 degrees below

zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to

describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is

energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of

it.

There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as

darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of

something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,

flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have

nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness

isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker,

wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.

You argue there is life and then there is death, a good

God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something

finite,

something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain

a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen,

much less fully under stood either one. To view death as the

opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot

exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life:

just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your

students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,

yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes,

sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize

where the argument is going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution

at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going

endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a

scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the

Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's

brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have

done so.

So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,

demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face

unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH.

That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

This story has been doing the rounds on the Internet for years. First time I've seen it with the Muslim bit added, though. That's new. Used to be Christian.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=...amp;btnG=Search

[Omid 0]

Happy Birthday Sister Cindi! May you have many more insha'Allah!!

[PSoft 0]

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the

problem science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new Muslim students to stand and.....

Professor: You are a Muslim, aren't you, son?

Student : Yes, sir.

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student : Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student : Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to

heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But

God didn't.

How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella

(Fellah - A peasant in an Arabic-speaking country, esp. in

Egypt.[1]). Is God good?

Student :Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student : No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student : From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.

Correct?

Student : Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student :Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and

observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen

God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student : No , sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?

Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that

matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,

science say your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student : No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,

superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we

don't have anything called cold. We can hit (-) 458 degrees below

zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to

describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is

energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of

it.

There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as

darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of

something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,

flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have

nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness

isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker,

wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.

You argue there is life and then there is death, a good

God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something

finite,

something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain

a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen,

much less fully under stood either one. To view death as the

opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot

exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life:

just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your

students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,

yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes,

sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize

where the argument is going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution

at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going

endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a

scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the

Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's

brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have

done so.

So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,

demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face

unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH.

That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

This story has been doing the rounds on the Internet for years. First time I've seen it with the Muslim bit added, though. That's new. Used to be Christian.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=...amp;btnG=Search

No problem you will replace 'Muslim' to 'Hindu' in your next post