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This has to be some of the most mindless ####### I have ever read. How can you people even stand to post in this thread?

Oh, and I removed the picture of shpat on the toilet. Have a little respect.

Unbelievable.

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This has to be some of the most mindless ####### I have ever read. How can you people even stand to post in this thread?

Oh, and I removed the picture of shpat on the toilet. Have a little respect.

Unbelievable.

Ahh! The hand of MOD! We are duly chastised sister, and will go forth and sin no more (for an hour or so) :lol: Seriously, although I could have died a happy man without ever seeing shplatt on the shpot, I defend his right to have poor taste. After all, there are so many more harmful things he could do while drunk than post goofy stuff on the web, allowing him to do so may actually save a life! Carry on shplatt!

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This has to be some of the most mindless ####### I have ever read. How can you people even stand to post in this thread?

Oh, and I removed the picture of shpat on the toilet. Have a little respect.

Unbelievable.

Ahh! The hand of MOD! We are duly chastised sister, and will go forth and sin no more (for an hour or so) :lol: Seriously, although I could have died a happy man without ever seeing shplatt on the shpot, I defend his right to have poor taste. After all, there are so many more harmful things he could do while drunk than post goofy stuff on the web, allowing him to do so may actually save a life! Carry on shplatt!

Now ain't that the truth. Plus, I am okay admitting that I am a simple minded person, easily amused by the antics of an entertainer of the likes of Shpat.

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I'm gonna beat you to it, Shpat...here's a picture of me and my brothers:

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SKTEAMO - I send my condolences for your medical problem. :o

Properly fitting pants must be hard to find?!

Ouch! And in keeping with the latest turn in this thread SKTEAMO, not very toilet friendly either.

:rofl:

Not to mention walking (back trouble), sitting, and sex. Maybe they just sit on their nutsacks. If it isn't painful to just walk around like that :lol:

I like to think of it as a bean bag that I get to carry around and sit on whenever I want. Not too many people can say they have a nice comfy bean bag attached to their body :) I'm a glass half full kind of guy.

The whole walking thing isn't bad. The extra weight of carrying my nuts around all day just makes my legs stronger. Again, glass half full.

And sex....you wouldn't believe the kind of orgasms I can work up!

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This has to be some of the most mindless ####### I have ever read. How can you people even stand to post in this thread?

Oh, and I removed the picture of shpat on the toilet. Have a little respect.

Unbelievable.

You've obviously never read Exposing Myself by Geraldo Rivera!

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PLEASE tell me you hadn't just wiped with your left hand before you took that picture

of course..i'm a muslim we dont use toilet paper.

Now THAT is entertainment :rofl:

omg why did I go to sleep? :rofl:

We should feel lucky to have Shpat here on VJ :thumbs:

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And sex....you wouldn't believe the kind of orgasms I can work up!

EEEEWWWWW!!! Thanks for putting that picture in my head. :blink:

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This has to be some of the most mindless ####### I have ever read. How can you people even stand to post in this thread?

Oh, and I removed the picture of shpat on the toilet. Have a little respect.

Unbelievable.

before i got to see it??? OH JENN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? :cry:

thank you :P

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This has to be some of the most mindless ####### I have ever read. How can you people even stand to post in this thread?

Oh, and I removed the picture of shpat on the toilet. Have a little respect.

Unbelievable.

Ahh! The hand of MOD! We are duly chastised sister, and will go forth and sin no more (for an hour or so) :lol: Seriously, although I could have died a happy man without ever seeing shplatt on the shpot, I defend his right to have poor taste. After all, there are so many more harmful things he could do while drunk than post goofy stuff on the web, allowing him to do so may actually save a life! Carry on shplatt!

...and I think I speak for most of us when I say that I have tremendous respect for Shplatts toilet.

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This has to be some of the most mindless ####### I have ever read. How can you people even stand to post in this thread?

Oh, and I removed the picture of shpat on the toilet. Have a little respect.

Unbelievable.

Sorry...but I must ask...####### is the value system of VJ moderators?

You remove a harmless portrait of a man on his toilet,

but you leave images of naked Africans with gigantic testicles?

I'd really like to have a look at the VJ moderator's guide.

Man on toilet (no genitals showing) = bad

Naked men with elephant sized testicles = OK

I really don't have a problem with either, but if I had to choose which one would be more disturbing to

those of a conservative nature...I'd probably have to go with the gigantic testy pic.

But that's just me.

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This has to be some of the most mindless ####### I have ever read. How can you people even stand to post in this thread?

Oh, and I removed the picture of shpat on the toilet. Have a little respect.

Unbelievable.

Sorry...but I must ask...####### is the value system of VJ moderators?

You remove a harmless portrait of a man on his toilet,

but you leave images of naked Africans with gigantic testicles?

I'd really like to have a look at the VJ moderator's guide.

Man on toilet (no genitals showing) = bad

Naked men with elephant sized testicles = OK

I really don't have a problem with either, but if I had to choose which one would be more disturbing to

those of a conservative nature...I'd probably have to go with the gigantic testy pic.

But that's just me.

Because the hand of MOD operates in mysterious ways. I doubt any one was thinking about what was offensive to you or me. Clearly it was offensive to her, and that got the pic removed.I see lots of that sort of thing on VJ, and really, its just part of the entertainment on these not-related-to-visa threads.

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shpat on the toilet is entertaining.....imho

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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shpat on the toilet is entertaining.....imho

Shpat's drunken posts are both entertaining and legendary. I think I may send him a Christmas present....a 1.75 of vodka :)

you sister, are indeed right thinking.....i sending him some tequila

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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