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PLEASE tell me you hadn't just wiped with your left hand before you took that picture

of course..i'm a muslim we dont use toilet paper.

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PLEASE tell me you hadn't just wiped with your left hand before you took that picture

of course..i'm a muslim we dont use toilet paper.

Now THAT is entertainment :rofl:

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Shpat, are you maybe looking for your weiner in the pic? With your lady miles away, have you pounded it so hard that it went into hiding? You look like you're in deep thought...maybe trying to figure out how to get the turtle to poke his little head out?

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PLEASE tell me you hadn't just wiped with your left hand before you took that picture

of course..i'm a muslim we dont use toilet paper.

Where's the hose thingy?

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I told u guys..this a sneak peak...when my wife gets here im going to post a pic of my ####### and get banned.

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PLEASE tell me you hadn't just wiped with your left hand before you took that picture

of course..i'm a muslim we dont use toilet paper.

I didn't know that. Do you wash your hands when you're done?

yeah 3 times and then the face

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11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

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PLEASE tell me you hadn't just wiped with your left hand before you took that picture

of course..i'm a muslim we dont use toilet paper.

I didn't know that. Do you wash your hands when you're done?

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I told u guys..this a sneak peak...when my wife gets here im going to post a pic of my ####### and get banned.

I'm gonna beat you to it, Shpat...here's a picture of me and my brothers:

heavyweight.jpg

Ouch! And in keeping with the latest turn in this thread SKTEAMO, not very toilet friendly either.

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I'm gonna beat you to it, Shpat...here's a picture of me and my brothers:

heavyweight.jpg

SKTEAMO - I send my condolences for your medical problem. :o

Properly fitting pants must be hard to find?!

Ouch! And in keeping with the latest turn in this thread SKTEAMO, not very toilet friendly either.

:rofl:

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I'm gonna beat you to it, Shpat...here's a picture of me and my brothers:

heavyweight.jpg

SKTEAMO - I send my condolences for your medical problem. :o

Properly fitting pants must be hard to find?!

Ouch! And in keeping with the latest turn in this thread SKTEAMO, not very toilet friendly either.

:rofl:

Not to mention walking (back trouble), sitting, and sex. Maybe they just sit on their nutsacks. If it isn't painful to just walk around like that :lol:

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