I'm drunk....

[Amby 490]

yay you're back!

shpat tell me a story about you and eric going fishing

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

Maybe when I have a future with a dolphin i'll let u know how i feel about u

[Amby 490]

Maybe when I have a future with a dolphin i'll let u know how i feel about u

a dolphin?

shpat if I showed you a photo of me you would take back asking me not to seduce you. just enjoy the beach pic

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que

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

Eric makes me sick

everytime i wash his socks, he coughs at me like im his bitc1h

but baby eric....im doing ur laundry..

i feed u nothing but s1exy b1alls and ur still hungry

i want to be nothing but a fish

but then again u dont appreciate my kiss

i cry everyday cuz my english i s no good

i tell u that i love u and u still dont appreciate my crotch grabbin in DA HOOD

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Shpat this should be your avatar-

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

my nose is huge and i dont care

because if i was to shave my mustache i'd have no hair

i have naked nuckles...

but i love my eric and i love it the way he fsuckles

[Amby 490]

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

I like A.J because he's indian and he greets a cashier when he/she is checking his grociers....

he's the one....

i might cheat on ERIC

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

my dad told me not to mayonaise my sandwiches..

shoudl i trust him or just label him as one of my back stabbin bi1tches

Charles and Nessa look like Rossiell Odonell

im tired of being white trash..ALWAYS POORRR

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Some mayo is halal, some isn't. Maybe that's why?

[Amby 490]

I'm so confused but I can't stop laughing

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

A.J is smart as an Onion...

but you are my angel A.J, i like to make love to u in a fused ballooon..

i dont know what that means...but u like me because i spray painted my mothers tummy when she was pregnyy

[Amby 490]

thanks shpat I needed to laugh tonight

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

Amby, everytime i seduce you i hope this doesnt go in my USCISS record because ill knock you out with a sadam hussein shoe.