I'm drunk....

[Amby 490]

I miss Amby and Charles.

I'm so sorry I left you. I had business to take care of over the weekend. I'm home now. Orgy on Friday! :dance:

what is this jack off machine?

[MrsCat 6]

I miss you guys. Can we have another try at a drunk orgy this weekend?

F - no. I showed up, drank, made an ### of myself and ended up talking about mustard, curry and freedom fries. The only thing I had to show for it was a really sore head the next day.

This was no drunken orgy. It was a drunken cooking show.

[Amby 490]

Catt, I think I love you.

[Teacher Mark 53]

Agnes, you are a doll. I think I speak for most of VJ when I say thank you for this magnificent contribution!

And hypothetically speaking, if I, say, had a "friend" who wanted to purchase one, where might this "friend" look for an Accu-Jack?

Sadly, their heyday (1970s) is past, so they're not easy to find. But a determined person could probably find one at a yard sale. I know a lot of yard and garage sale ads say, "NO EARLY BIRDS!" Screw that! Show up at 5 a.m. w/ a megaphone and demand an Accu-Jac.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...02072228AA3IkdH

I'm currently looking for a used Accu-Jac. They do appear to be rare.

Edited August 20, 2008 by WideAwakeInTheUSA

[Ban Hammer 13,110]

I miss you guys. Can we have another try at a drunk orgy this weekend?

F - no. I showed up, drank, made an ### of myself and ended up talking about mustard, curry and freedom fries. The only thing I had to show for it was a really sore head the next day.

This was no drunken orgy. It was a drunken cooking show.

see what happens when you try to entice aj?

[MrsCat 6]

I miss you guys. Can we have another try at a drunk orgy this weekend?

F - no. I showed up, drank, made an ### of myself and ended up talking about mustard, curry and freedom fries. The only thing I had to show for it was a really sore head the next day.

This was no drunken orgy. It was a drunken cooking show.

see what happens when you try to entice aj?

- his poor wife.

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

Im drunk as fukkk right now..

may i have a napkin to clean ur wasit right nowww plss?

[Yiyi and Chris 0]

The thread is dying!!!!

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

thats because u havent smelled my breath yet

my babys daddy will feed u lorn horny baby carrotsszzz

[Amby 490]

shpat drunk again

just what I needed for entertainment

[Amby 490]

oh how lame

[MissStacey 1]

Maybe he ate some horny carrots and then passed out?

[Amby 490]

maybe he's doing eric

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

That picture on ur avi...

gets me horny like when erics mom makes us egg rolls.

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

A m b y is my favorite belly dancer of all time..

i want to put sushi on your nose and let the piranas pite u.