I'm drunk....

[Amby 490]

hmmmmm...I will get a notarized letter from my friend

I just sent her a text asking if she remembered him and she replied "lol oh god. that was so funny. we locked him out of the house without his clothes"

[Brad and Vika 129]

I bet he's flexible. Didn't I say I knew a guy who could suck his?

we called him chris lick d*ck

Its 2 small...

OK then, how do you know what it smells like? Drum roll please!!!

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

I'm out to sleep ladies...take care Brad...make sure you dont wear wrangler jeans in my presence.

[Amby 490]

an early one tonight for shpat. guess he has to rest up for the drunk orgy tomorrow night. getting my point system down now.

[Brad and Vika 129]

I'm out to sleep ladies...take care Brad...make sure you dont wear wrangler jeans in my presence.

Listen here Sh##pot, don't duck the key questions.

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

Goodnight Amby..make sure you think of me when you go to sleep.

I'm out to sleep ladies...take care Brad...make sure you dont wear wrangler jeans in my presence.

Listen here Sh##pot, don't duck the key questions.

They're 2 embarrasing to answer.

[Amby 490]

Goodnight Amby..make sure you think of me when you go to sleep.

I always do. I've been having this crazy dreams all week. Some are scary and some are sexy. AHHHHHHHHH!

[Ban Hammer 13,577]

40 f1ucking pages man...damn thats sick.

VJ loves you, even if they all claim otherwise.

We love the entertainment...not him

I wouldnt love myself if I looked like you though.

omg your so funny...what you do borrow that line from a 3rd grader?

Wasnt trying to be funny at all, most of your d1umb a1ss jokes are corny.

Everytime you try to insult me i'm like she cant be serious, you cant even make immigrants like me LOL.

ok half of that didnt even make sence....i suggest before making fun of yourself, in public like this, learn to write better english.

Also look up the word "sarcasm"

wad, wad, wad, wad.........

[Brad and Vika 129]

Goodnight Amby..make sure you think of me when you go to sleep.

I always do. I've been having this crazy dreams all week. Some are scary and some are sexy. AHHHHHHHHH!

See there Sh##tpot, when she says scary, she is talking about you. It is girl-on-girl scary, and your hardman haircut has her thinking you are one of the girls. And the Wrangler jeans work well for me, kind of the way your pickle smelling, burned sausage must do you the appropriate credit. Seriously dude, Nightey-nite!!!

Edited August 15, 2008 by Brad and Vika

[Sassy1natl 0]

brother william, is indeed a patient man..but he wants you to act a little more grown up and a word of advice brother shpat.....

when i worked in corrections..there was a phrase..."pumping up a punk"..that is, a group of inmates would build up a young inmate,,to fight another one for their amusement....

Hmmm

[Amby 490]

jesus is a ninja fighting off evil samurai

dear 8lb 6oz newborn infant jesus, who don't even know a word yet

this scene is the best in talladega nights

eta: dad you made that grace your b*tch

Edited August 15, 2008 by Amby

[Brad and Vika 129]

jesus is a ninja fighting off evil samurai

dear 8lb 6oz newborn infant jesus, who don't even know a word yet

this scene is the best in talladega nights

eta: dad you made that grace your b*tch

Awwww!

[Sassy1natl 0]

Goodnight Amby..make sure you think of me when you go to sleep.

I always do. I've been having this crazy dreams all week. Some are scary and some are sexy. AHHHHHHHHH!

See there Sh##tpot, when she says scary, she is talking about you. It is girl-on-girl scary, and your hardman haircut has her thinking you are one of the girls. And the Wrangler jeans work well for me, kind of the way your pickle smelling, burned sausage must do you the appropriate credit. Seriously dude, Nightey-nite!!!

[amiquechu 0]

Yo Shpat, where'd you go dog?

[amiquechu 0]

brb...i've gotta beat up my rodney king.

You better be careful bro. Before you know it, that little thing's gonna be whittled away to nothing....just a little bump like on a Ken doll.