I'm drunk....

[Amby 490]

what's with the huge pic in your signature, shpat? is it to compensate your tiny member?

from what Shpat said earlier, it sounds like he's rubbed it all the way down to a little nub....a crispy, burnt nub.

he rubbed it down to a raggy giblet

[amiquechu 0]

what's with the huge pic in your signature, shpat? is it to compensate your tiny member?

from what Shpat said earlier, it sounds like he's rubbed it all the way down to a little nub....a crispy, burnt nub.

Hold my pickle.

I thought it was a burnt hot dog

Not anymore i've been using Nivea Cream lately..now its like a slippery pickle.

Please don't wack and post at the same time.

[Teacher Mark 53]

Please don't wack and post at the same time.

Is that a TOS violation?

[Amby 490]

sometimes I answer the phone by saying "tri-state sperm bank. you wack it we pack it! how can I help you?"

[amiquechu 0]

Please don't wack and post at the same time.

Is that a TOS violation?

If not, it should be added. It should be called the Shpat rule. Thou shalt not stroketh thy baby carrot while posting.

[Teacher Mark 53]

sometimes I answer the phone by saying "tri-state sperm bank. you wack it we pack it! how can I help you?"

Kentuckiana Sperm Depository has a better ring to it!

[william_wallace 8]

I'm scratching my head and wondering what the hell everyone is talking about in here.

[amiquechu 0]

I'm scratching my head and wondering what the hell everyone is talking about in here.

Basically it all revolves around Shpat's complex about his small wanker, how it got whittled down so small, and his lust for Eric...or at least a certain legendary part of Eric.

Edited August 15, 2008 by SKTEAMO

[Teacher Mark 53]

I'm scratching my head and wondering what the hell everyone is talking about in here.

Run while you can!

[MrsCat 6]

I'm scratching my head and wondering what the hell everyone is talking about in here.

Basically it all revolves around Shpat's complex about his small wanker, how it got whittled down so small, and his lust for Eric...or at least a certain legendary part of Eric.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

http://www.myspace.com/shpatbeqa

[amiquechu 0]

http://www.myspace.com/shpatbeqa

Dude, Shpati baby, why don't you un-private that mutha?

I'm scratching my head and wondering what the hell everyone is talking about in here.

Run while you can!

Oh yeah, and Shpat is also a porn star with a porn 'stache

[Amby 490]

I say change it from shabooty to shapooty cos he gets so much

sometimes I answer the phone by saying "tri-state sperm bank. you wack it we pack it! how can I help you?"

Kentuckiana Sperm Depository has a better ring to it!

ooooooh kentuckiana..hmmmm I'll remember that one for next time

[amiquechu 0]

Is Shpat Argjira your full name? If so, that means your gangsta rap name is Insane Dog. Maybe it has something to do with your crazy-azz burnt hot dog and how it just grabs ahold of your conscience sometimes???

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

According to my google results, Argjira is a common Albanian female name.

So, I assume that is his girl.